Groin Attacks Are Not Funny

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My ex kicked me in the nuts once with her big ass new rocks, then a boot to the coot taught her not to, my method 'If you think kicking me in the nuts is exceptable then kicking you in the vagoo is fair.'

Ok yeah they do hurt. But it's still funny seeing someone else get hit in the nuts by like a football or falling over or something.

To all the women comparing kicks in the nuts to pregnancy, don't, compare pregnancy to passing a kidney stone.

Also to all the women who say a kick to the nuts is ok when being insulted, that's like saying you can rape a girl if she teases you.

Kenni-chan:

I'm cruel, I thought it would be funnt to make my dude freind totally shit himself By scraming "Tamaki!!!!!!!!!!!" (yeah he gets called that sometimes) and fained I was gonna kick him in the nuts, We both knew I wasn't but the reaction was still there.
But it's the same when I pretend to kick him in the head, it's time honoured "our thing" since we atarted high school, we don't do so often 'cos we're older now and don't hang out as much

Best I've seen was three of my mates in our halls, Jez, Aaron and Andy. They were playing the national capital quiz on Jez's ipod when Andy asks what the capital of Thailand is. Off-handedly Jez replies 'Bangkok', Aaron goes 'ok' and punches him straight in the nuts. Jez spends a few seconds grovelling on the kitchen floor and then a horrifically embarrassing student-engineer fight erupts.

slowpoke999:
that's like saying you can rape a girl if she teases you.

...

I think I better call my lawyer.

generic gamer:

Best I've seen was three of my mates in our halls, Jez, Aaron and Andy. They were playing the national capital quiz on Jez's ipod when Andy asks what the capital of Thailand is. Off-handedly Jez replies 'Bangkok', Aaron goes 'ok' and punches him straight in the nuts. Jez spends a few seconds grovelling on the kitchen floor and then a horrifically embarrassing student-engineer fight erupts.

Yeah but sorta shit's funny, espically when it's not you.

Anyone who says giving birth is worse is a moron.

Not because I'm debating a kick in the balls actually hurts more.

But because a kick in the balls is f*cking ASSAULT. Testicles were not meant for such treatment. Women giving birth is natural and their bodies were meant for it. But more than that, the pain a woman goes through during labor is not anyone's fault other than nature. A men getting kicked in the balls is the kicker's fault, is assault, and therefore is worse.

Only in this sick society where everyone is brainwashed into thinking nut shots are funny would it be debated that it's on the same level as giving birth.

And women are sick, abusive, sexist, double standard creatures.

A woman would laugh and say a man deserves such treatment for cheating or making her mad or touching her inapprorpiately. At the VERY LEAST a woman would say it's understandable why a woman would kick men in the balls. Yet NO woman is gonna say women deserve to be hurt ANYWHERE for such reasons.

Therefore women are fucking evil, sexist sbusive bitches.

Anyone who wants to argue otherwise, or that people aren't brainwashed idiots, then ask yourself have anyone NOT laughed when seeing a guy get kicked in the nuts, in movies or real life? Or when it is even mentioned?

PeopleRidiots:
-snap-

What an impressive first post.

The only way I'd ever consider kicking a guy is there if, like you said, he was actually attacking me and wanted to physically hurt me. I can't imagine what that kind of pain is like (I don't think I want to) and I don't think it's fair to the guy to just get all "nut kick" happy.

I have a friend that does it, and I feel bad for the guys she does it too, because she's not exactly nice about it. Yet, somehow, the guy always sticks around after...-eye roll-

Quaxar:

PeopleRidiots:
-snap-

What an impressive first post.

You know, I was just thinking the same thing. :/ I'm guessing someone has a little bit of repressed anger towards women.

The one reason I never play sports anymore. Too many fucking times can lead to an (un)intentional groin killing.

..Soccer was not a fun year.

If a girl kicks you in the balls first you get her knocked up and while she's delivering, you start screaming, DOESN'T FEEL SO GOOD, DOES IT?

Or you could just do something more rational if you want to be boring.

Groin attacks are hilarious. So are any other attacks. It's all fun and games until someone gets seriously hurt, then it becomes hilarious.

Unknower:

GodsAndFishes:
A simple test has shown that being kicked in the balls is actually more painful than giving birth.
Kick a man in the balls and ask him if he would like to be kicked there again and he will say no, but ask a woman after giving birth if she'll do it again and often she will. Thereforce logically being kicked in the balls is more painful.

Its fun not to look at the whole picture.

On the other hand, women gain something from giving birth but men don't get anything from groin attacks. If the man got thousand dollars for every kick, he'd probably say yes.

Logic is a bitch!

For every groin kick there's always a cunt punch.

If we're going to get into physical violence type of humour, I thought I'd mention that.

Billion Backs:
For every groin kick there's always a cunt punch.

You know, actually, those DO hurt. My friend did to me a couple times. >.> I wanted to slap her, but still. I'm sure it doesn't hurt nearly as much as a swift kick to the nuts but a "cunt punch" (didn't know it had a name) does hurt too. @_@

Groin kicks= very bad, even in a self defence situation.
Now a punch to the throat, on the other hand, is okay in a self defense situation, because this can actually shut someone down instantly, instead of just pissing them off, like a botched groin kick would.

Little Kids love nothing more than to strike you right in the junk, its like a ritual they learn. When I am around my cousins I have to be ready for a strike to nads at any moment. If a girl hit me hard in the nuts I'd have to destroy her.

Chancie:

Billion Backs:
For every groin kick there's always a cunt punch.

You know, actually, those DO hurt. My friend did to me a couple times. >.> I wanted to slap her, but still. I'm sure it does hurt nearly as much as a swift kick to the nuts but a "cunt punch" (didn't know it had a name) does hurt too. @_@

Yeah, I know. The point here is this... both genders have a VERY sensitive area down there, if not exactly in the same spot. And generally continuous physical trauma to the groin doesn't lead to anything good.

Which doesn't mean it's not funny in certain situations.

i did it 4 the lulz:

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

No....fucking....way!

..Excuse me now while I go watch 90 hours of the Care Bears to get that image out of my mind. *Tinges.*

Malyc:
Groin kicks= very bad, even in a self defence situation.
Now a punch to the throat, on the other hand, is okay in a self defense situation, because this can actually shut someone down instantly, instead of just pissing them off, like a botched groin kick would.

It's not self defense if you don't make the other party miserable. Hitting between the eyes for huge nosebleeds and potentially broken nose combined with uncontrollable tears always helps if you can.

Some kind of "sanctity" of private parts, especially in situations that involve serious threat and self-defense kinda boggles me. It's simply a painful attack that might have some lasting damage but if performed correctly should do the trick of, well, defending you. Casual nut kicks can be funny, but one probably shouldn't do them seriously for obvious reasons.

But when it comes to self-defense, I don't see how damaging one's privates is any worse then say, breaking a bone. There are plenty of even more long-lasting or permanent and easy to pull of attacks one can use in self-defense that don't involve nut kicks. Frankly, in a fight, I'd rather be kicked in the balls then have my eye gouged with a finger.

Although if it came to saving my life, you better believe I'd stick a finger in someone's eye.

If you're gonna strike me down there deliberately for no reason at all, I will seek retribution. Count on that.

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

I believe that this individual has just won the thread.

RelexCryo:
I posted this in the sack-tapping game earlier, and it is quite relevent here:

What's really wrong with hurting the balls is that balls are used for more than just giving you bigger-than-necessary muscles or making sperm. They also control bone density. Men who are castrated lose bone density, and can wind up bed-ridden cripples due to extremely low bone density. Women control bone density in a different way, so they don't need testicles. Animals generally have a much higher strength to weight ratio by default, so the loss of bone density and strength doesn't affect them as much. But in humans the effects of castration can be devastating in old age. And if you get castrated before puberty, they can be devastating in *middle* age.

Part of the popularity of attacking the testicles is the idea that they aren't necessary. But in human males, they are necesary for men's health. Gradual bone-density loss, resulting in osteopenia or osteoporosis, is inevitable if the testicles are destroyed.

Now, I did not know that. Wow.

I believe the "The More You Know" music would be approprite here.

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

I've seen this post quoted so many times in this thread and I still have to cross my legs and clench my fists when I read it.

Chancie:
"cunt punch" (didn't know it had a name)

There's the cunt punch, the cunt punt and the rare but devastating cunt stomp.

A kick to the conkers is pretty much one of THE MOST horrific feelings a man shouldn't feel.

icaritos:

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

wait...WHAT!!!?!

Exactly! It's horrifying!

I may have to consider walking around with a cup on.

PeopleRidiots:
Anyone who says giving birth is worse is a moron.

Not because I'm debating a kick in the balls actually hurts more.

But because a kick in the balls is f*cking ASSAULT. Testicles were not meant for such treatment. Women giving birth is natural and their bodies were meant for it. But more than that, the pain a woman goes through during labor is not anyone's fault other than nature. A men getting kicked in the balls is the kicker's fault, is assault, and therefore is worse.

Only in this sick society where everyone is brainwashed into thinking nut shots are funny would it be debated that it's on the same level as giving birth.

And women are sick, abusive, sexist, double standard creatures.

A woman would laugh and say a man deserves such treatment for cheating or making her mad or touching her inapprorpiately. At the VERY LEAST a woman would say it's understandable why a woman would kick men in the balls. Yet NO woman is gonna say women deserve to be hurt ANYWHERE for such reasons.

Therefore women are fucking evil, sexist sbusive bitches.

Anyone who wants to argue otherwise, or that people aren't brainwashed idiots, then ask yourself have anyone NOT laughed when seeing a guy get kicked in the nuts, in movies or real life? Or when it is even mentioned?

*Stands up and salutes* *Single tear roles down cheek*

Leonhardt93:

icaritos:

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

wait...WHAT!!!?!

Exactly! It's horrifying!

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Sounds like something straight outta a horror movie!

Leonhardt93:
A guy from my highschool once though that smacking people with a wet towel, in the locker room, was fun. That's when three blokes from my year decides to grab a hold of him an give him the hardest, most horrific smack with a twisted, evil and dripping wet towel. Right on his babies..

His sack split open and the contents fell out!!

Everytime i think of this story, my balls cringe.

Sounds like divine retribution.

If my groin is injured or otherwise has pain inflicted upon it, I reflex-slam whoever did it.
I would really like to seem them claim that they didn't see that happening...

Dahni:
I'm aware how much it hurts. Hence why I never do it without a good reason.

I've only ever done that to a guy once, my ex boyfriend, when he started saying some proper sexist, derogatory shit the day I saw him after I beat him on CoD. I told him to shut the fuck up, and shoved him. At which point he punched me in the face and gave me a nose bleed, then started laughing, so I kneed him in the balls and got the fuck out of there. I'd say he deserved that.

Basically, if a guy attacks me, I'm gonna go for the balls, no matter what.

Which is exactly why guys hate girls. While your boyfriend was completely an ass to punch you, you got physical first. You say a "good reason" but it's just a reason because you want to be cruel in order to "win" and you can't know how much it hurts. You just stay muddled in poor relationships knowing you've got this fall back plan. You have already hurt a man before and you can be a bitchy as you want. Then say you don't agree with it and only rarely do it/ have done it. From embarassment and knowing could get away with touching his sexual parts without permission and injuring them, did you do it. You were under no attack. You were simply being mean, going several levels above, like throwing a grenade because you're special and there's no punishment. It's this picture the average good man sees "she starts a fight and is willing to hurt my parts - no decency or sense of justice, then giggling at girly issues and wanting understanding for female issue. His parts are everything to him. Men really can be reasoned with but you have to be worth it in his eyes. Your nose and his testicles are not equal, although you count a great deal. So hopefully more guys will relatiate during the time they tell me, like 5-10 seconds before severe pain, because the law isn't helping them. Sorry, but as a woman I think you have way too much power to misuse/abuse it. You think winning is hurting his balls? You're evil if you think that, esp. if you start the fight and the shoving. He's a man, and every women raised up on today's media, I think (if they agree with it and must see every new movie) is a risk in his eyes. Keep your hands off of him.

If you go around assaulting women they can assail any part of you're body until you cease your attacks. However, it is never okay for anyone to attack any part of anyone for any reason because they think it will be "funny". Although, it is hilarious seeing people fall onto metal poles because their skateboard broke.

Deni_83:

Dahni:
I'm aware how much it hurts. Hence why I never do it without a good reason.

I've only ever done that to a guy once, my ex boyfriend, when he started saying some proper sexist, derogatory shit the day I saw him after I beat him on CoD. I told him to shut the fuck up, and shoved him. At which point he punched me in the face and gave me a nose bleed, then started laughing, so I kneed him in the balls and got the fuck out of there. I'd say he deserved that.

Basically, if a guy attacks me, I'm gonna go for the balls, no matter what.

Which is exactly why guys hate girls. While you boyfriend was completely wrong to punch you, you got physical first. From embarassment, cruelty, and more than anything else knowing could get away with touching without permission and injuring his sexual parts did you do it. You were under no attack. You were simply being mean, going several levels above, like climbing a fence a throwing a grenade. It's this picture the average good man sees "she starts a fight and is willing to hurt my parts - no decency or sense of justice, then giggling at girly issues and wanting understanding for female issue. His parts are eveything to him. Your nose and his testicles are not equal, although you count a great deal. So hopefully more guys will relatiate during the time they tell me, like 5-10 seconds before severe pain, because the law isn't helping them. Sorry, but as a woman I think you have way too much power to misuse/abuse it. You think winning is hurting his balls? You're evil if you think that, esp. if you start the fight and the shoving. He's a man, and every women raised up on today's media, I think (if they agree with it and must see every new movie) is a risk in his eyes. Keep your hands off of him!

I have to say, I came in here to post something that would actually support Dahni's argument; but after reading yours I'm looking at mine and going "Well fuck me that's stupid, why would I say that?".

Sure enough the guy was being a pig, but did it warrant a shove? Surely a vocal provocation deserves a vocal retaliation? You shove him and that's a physical challenge, you're basically saying 'Come at me bro!' and not for a hug. I mean I'm not going to beat down a woman for shoving me, I've got some self control, but some people don't. So that guy deserved to potential lose the ability to birth children because he accepted a physical challenge? If you managed to get him in the nuts he clearly didn't hit you as hard as he could have, not saying he should have either.

But I do think women have a lot of power and nut punching is an abuse of that power. If you stand to potentially lose your life or your dignity then by all means potentially rob him of his fertility. From a jab in the jaw to a knee in the nuts is uncalled for.

Unless... Fuck the unless, there are simply far too many variables to be considered. But I think above else that nut punching is off limits. I'm not the violent type, but if I got hit there I don't think my head would even be on straight and god knows what I'd do. It's not funny, it's never funny. Like being punched in the ovaries.

Deni_83:
Which is exactly why guys hate girls. While your boyfriend was completely an ass to punch you, you got physical first. You say a "good reason" but it's just a reason because you want to be cruel in order to "win" and you can't know how much it hurts.

That doesn't matter. You can shove people around all day long and nobody's will be off any worse. What matters is who threw the first punch (or any other actual fighting move).

And to be honest, if someone were to just punch me in the face, kneeing them in the balls is the first thing I'll be going for, simply because it's most effective. Unless I'm sure I can place the same thing on their jaw, because they'll be disabled far longer. I could stand there and exchanged punches, sure, but I'd end up hurt, and whomever is attacking me would as well. Lose-lose situation.
Obviously most women who can't subdue an attacker through strength, should take that same approach. Not in the last because the altercation will be over sooner, and all involved are going to take less damage.

Then again, often it's not a good course of action, because women are expected and nurtured to not be violent. It also goes for many men, but even more for women, that they don't have the mentality to get into a physical fight.
It takes a lot of sheer brutality to fight someone with sufficient agression that you can finish the fight. And you should never get into a fight you can't finish, but you'll only get hurt.

Most effective? So is a gunshot. You're sick in my opinion. That's his sexual parts. How difficult is common sense? You seem to think men are rarely hitting women's noses for no reason and for fun. Yet, I've seen non-friend women feel they have special rights to be sexual torturers of men. They do not. If you want sexual respect, give it at all times. Sex organs are off limits in fights. Except <yada yada> to stop an ongoing assault - routine disclaimer.

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