The haiku thread

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FluxCapacitor:
Worker bees can leave.
Even drones can fly away.
The queen is their slave.

Fluxcapacitor
I'm Jack's copyright lawyer
that was from Fight Club

BonsaiK:

friboy2791:
I thought it would be
fun to have a haiku thread
so I started one

So here are the rules:
All posts on this thread should be
done in haiku form

Also by the way
I'm new on Escapist boards
please be nice to me

Since you are new here
RP and forum games board
Is where to post this.

sorry about that
next time i will post in the
appropriate place

I am a red rat,
my online name is hyperhammy,
I hate kids and hate!

Last year I got dumped
Finally got over it
ladies im single

My name is David.
I live inside of a house
And I have a pen.

rekabdarb:
Haikus aren't so hard
and don't have to make sense too
regrigreator

someone please come up with a better last line, I FUCKING DARE YOU

When I kick much ass
And I do it good I feel
indestructible

I like Haiku's much
They are my favorite kind
Short and easy too

I just wonder if..
I say the name: CandleJack
It's simpler to comp-

Urgh76:
I just wonder if..
I say the name: CandleJack
It's simpler to comp-

Who is Candlejack?
Why has he not kidnapped me?
maybe he's not rea-

Hi, my name is Joe.
I am known as AvsJoe here.
Just look for the egg.

I made this before
A haiku type thread that is
It ended badly..

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense.
Refrigerator.

俳句はね
日本語で書く
やつだから

In reality
They rarely mean a damned thing
Or so I believe

A man with strong views
Is a man with a closed mind
And who is ignored.

That took me awhile
I feel I am bad at these
I should stop right now.

That one wasn't hard
I think I am learning this
Should I keep going?

No I don't think so
That last one was pretty tough
I think I will stop.

Don't let this thread die
I will fight to revive it
DAMMIT don't flatline

I have never wrote
A decent haiku before
I can't use grammar

Here's a double post
No better than the first one
I still can't haiku

Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.

Fraught:
Don't dillydally,
just go and molest that dog,
an awkward haiku.

Fraught DUDE what the shit
bestiality is gross
molestation too

Want to play a game?
Just look in this thread for people
who mention refrigerators.

Also note that I am
absolutely terrible at writing haiku
so sadly, I am lost.

I just lost the game
You probably pissed at me
bring on the hate mail

These are always fun
I don't really get them though
Count with your fingers

On the Escapist
At the bottom of the screen
Starcraft trilogy?

guys don't quit on me
let us bring this thread up to
100 replies

Mikeyfell:

KEM10:
[
is not that dire.
Socioeconomics
might be your downfall

do you have some more
words with seven syllables?
I can't think of them

You want a long word?
Antidisestablishment-
arianism

BudZer:
Want to play a game?
Just look in this thread for people
who mention refrigerators.

Also note that I am
absolutely terrible at writing haiku
so sadly, I am lost.

A three-line poem
First and third, five syllables
Middle one, seven
(A bonus: add two sevens
And presto! It's a tanka)

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