My Mind was just F*&D!

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Ok. So I'm flickin' through channels on TV right where I come across something, well...unusual. David Niven being addressed as James Bond where an entire Casino is in a bar brawl. Now, I could deal with that but thats when it REALLY got wierd. A bunch of men dressed as Native Americans jump out of a plan and parachute into the Casino and start performing Martial Arts with rocket powered arrows. All the while, Woody Allen is stumbling around counting bakwards while he hiccups. An old guy walks up to another guy simply saying "I wanted to shoot you but this gun fires backwards" before falling down dead. All of a sudden a Frenchman walks up to David Niven saying "the French are coming", then proceeds to kick ass along side Niven, his bones breaking with every punch. A seal with a name tag reading "007" pops up and claps insanely! It all ends when Woody Allen finally get up to 2 and BOOM! An explosion rocks the Casino and everyone ends up in Heaven playing JAZZ!!

I feel as if Peter Sellers has just inserted his penis into my ear and pounded my brain!

Has anyone ever had their Mind fucked out of the middle of nowhere like this? I mean...WOW.

What the FUCK are you talking about?

Reading this OP is a good example.

Imagine flipping through channels and seeing this:


I wasn't paying too close attention, so I didn't realise that it wasn't a children's program 'till the ninjas attacked.
It was before 11:00 which suprised me, also.

Hearing Freddy from Scooby-Doo say, "I have feelings for both you AND traps, Daphne!" was quite mind-boggling too. That new Scooby-Doo is so bad, its hilarious.

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

That sums up my thoughts really well. Wow. And yeah this thread is my response.

Erana:
Imagine flipping through channels and seeing this:


I wasn't paying too close attention, so I didn't realise that it wasn't a children's program 'till the ninjas attacked.
It was before 11:00 which suprised me, also.

Fixed.

Woody Allen's old comedies were always messed up (see Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex), but I think you're just tripping balls.

bad trip man, bad trip. Try to sleep it off? So very confused, so very, very confused.

Um... No, this never happens. Ever.

You're talking about the 1966 Casino Royale aren't you.

OT: Probably the end of Tokyo Gore Police, I'm not going to post footage, but if you seen it you know what I mean.

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

He stumbled across the Woody Allen version of Casino Royale from the 60s. It's a goddamn acid trip.

Redlin5:

Um... No, this never happens. Ever.

It actually does. It's called lysergic acid diethylamide. OP should be familiar with it.

How about this?

Man, I f**kin' love it when I get a chance to use that video.

This one slightly less so.

Starke:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

He stumbled across the Woody Allen version of Casino Royale from the 60s. It's a goddamn acid trip.

I guess I stand corrected?

sheic99:
You're talking about the 1966 Casino Royale aren't you.

I mean. I KNOW this movie existed but...I was NOT expecting this. I was genuinely in awe of what I was watching.

I woke up one day and found a cat dead almost underneath my tire. I had a mind fuck because I did not hit it when I parked. In a closer examinations it was shot with a pellet gun or something in the stomach.

Yeah...that movie, Casino Royale, was originally meant as an envisioning of the original book. But they had rights issues and a bunch of other stuff involved that kept it from getting done the way they wanted, so they went typical 60's "WAY OUT!" Hollywood and just made something that was completely incomprehensible. I think it had like 6 different directors. And a ton of different writers. There's very little good or fun about it, it's just completely bizarre. Pretty good recap of it here, with appropriately scathing commentary: http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Casino_Royale_1967.aspx
On topic, I think one thing that blew my mind out of the water was Excel Saga. I was not expecting that anime to be so weird. Also, Fatal Frame 1, which scared me out of my wits. Penumbra series was pretty good about that too come to think of it.
Hudson Hawk also really confused me too. I kept wondering how Bruce Willis was ever allowed to make a vanity project.

I watched The Ring when I had a fever and insomnia. That fucked me up for weeks. That's as close to OT as I can get.

HT_Black:
How about this?

Man, I f**kin' love it when I get a chance to use that video.

This one slightly less so.

...What in the name of fuck just happened?

Ok i looked up the movie you were describing and might i say it sounds really really really awesome.

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound petulant. I honestly thought you were on something.

DeadMix:

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound petulant. I honestly thought you were on something.

For some reason I seem to get that alot. Ironic thing is, I've never touched the stuff :|

Skitchy:

HT_Black:
How about this?

Man, I f**kin' love it when I get a chance to use that video.

This one slightly less so.

...What in the name of fuck just happened?

That first one is the only physical example of brain bleach that can be found anywhere on the internet, and the second one is what happens when a film student gets bored but has yet to be picked up by Cartoon Network.

Both of them will challenge your perceptions and gradually erode your sanity; and when viewed the appropriate number of times, they will strip away your illusions and misconceptions and reveal to you the true workings of comedy, through which you shall master the known universe. (Or maybe they'll just make you giggle a bit, shake your head in confusion, and go back to your life. It's kind of a crapshoot.)

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound petulant. I honestly thought you were on something.

For some reason I seem to get that alot. Ironic thing is, I've never touched the stuff :|

I can totally empathize. A friend of mine asked me if I did pot. I said no. He said "Pffft, alright."

sheic99:

OT: Probably the end of Tokyo Gore Police, I'm not going to post footage, but if you seen it you know what I mean.

Yea same here. That arm/hand sixshooter thing made me lol so hard. I that suggest that movie to anyone who wants their minds fked hard.

Well, while looking something up, I discovered that Shin Megami Tensei does, in fact, have female fans.

My day was perfectly fine until I stumbled on a picture of a shota version of Hito-Shura getting a handjob from Dante[1].

Now do you all understand my obsession with knives and fire?

[1] Yes, Devil May Cry Dante. Not the new one, either.

It's the Casino Royale movie from the 60s. I stumbled across it on TV, was like "hey, James Bond" and then it went bat shit crazy. So, yeah.

I pretty much had that same thing.

DeadMix:

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound petulant. I honestly thought you were on something.

Nope, the film really is exactly that fucked up, and then some. To be fair, IIRC, a lot of the absolutely batshit random stuff was callbacks to prior gags in the film, but that doesn't change how fucking incomprehensible it is as a whole.

JourneyThroughHell:
It's the Casino Royale movie from the 60s. I stumbled across it on TV, was like "hey, James Bond" and then it went bat shit crazy. So, yeah.

I pretty much had that same thing.

So... wait, am I the only person who's seen it from the beginning?

DeadMix:

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:

Quantum Roberts:

DeadMix:
What the FUCK are you talking about?

"Sigh" While watching TV I saw the strangest thing outta nowhere and I wondered if anyone had any similiar experiences. There.

Sorry, didn't mean to sound petulant. I honestly thought you were on something.

For some reason I seem to get that alot. Ironic thing is, I've never touched the stuff :|

I can totally empathize. A friend of mine asked me if I did pot. I said no. He said "Pffft, alright."

Happens to me too. I get "Do you smoke pot?" "No" "Yep he smokes pot alright"
OT:Cartoon Networks new stuff. And thats a bad mindfuck. Like horrible sex

Starke:

JourneyThroughHell:
It's the Casino Royale movie from the 60s. I stumbled across it on TV, was like "hey, James Bond" and then it went bat shit crazy. So, yeah.

I pretty much had that same thing.

So... wait, am I the only person who's seen it from the beginning?

Well, yeah, actually, I caught the very end with that incredibly annoying music and the hiccups, and Belmondo shouting French obscenities.

JourneyThroughHell:

Starke:

JourneyThroughHell:
It's the Casino Royale movie from the 60s. I stumbled across it on TV, was like "hey, James Bond" and then it went bat shit crazy. So, yeah.

I pretty much had that same thing.

So... wait, am I the only person who's seen it from the beginning?

Well, yeah, actually, I caught the very end with that incredibly annoying music and the hiccups, and Belmondo shouting French obscenities.

Same! Probably why it was all the more confusing.

TL; DR - you saw the original Casino Royale and had no idea what the hell you were watching.

SLaai_SouS:

sheic99:

OT: Probably the end of Tokyo Gore Police, I'm not going to post footage, but if you seen it you know what I mean.

Yea same here. That arm/hand sixshooter thing made me lol so hard. I that suggest that movie to anyone who wants their minds fked hard.

I showed my friend the scene with the jet legs with no context, not that there was much, and he was very confused.

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