Something you would have written on a T-shirt.

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Words on a shirt!

Reed Spacer:

Ice Car:
"Get a life? I'm a gamer, I have lots of lives!" (Overused quote so there's probably one for it already...)

or...

"I used to be a resident, but now, I'M A PRESIDENT."

Free cookie for anyone who knows the quote...

Advance wars.

I'll take chocolate chip.

And milk.

*gives cookie*

Next level tshirt slogan maneuver!

"If you're reading this, I've just wasted five seconds of your time."

"Yes Mom, I know the credit card is only for emergencies but she was HAWT!"
And what Demetri Martin would do:
"Person"
Nice having things labeled.

"This is a t-shirt"

I like things to be clearly labelled.

The angels have the phone box.

Mr Montmorency:
Words on a shirt!

This guy gets it!

I'm not a space cadet.

I'M A SPACE ADMIRAL!

" Like making babies from a candy mmmm..... candy."
Or
Guy 1 "I'll smack you upside the head"
Guy 2 "yeah well I'll put my ass in your lap... wait what."
Or
Guy 1 " Pizza sounds good right now"
Guy 2 "your right penis does sound good right now."

Just cuz I'm tall doesn't mean I play F*cking Basketball!

stop eating the cookies fatty

OH MY GOD!!! a talking packman

"How dare i wear this GODDAMN SHIRT in front of your FUCKING KIDS"

There's actually a shirt that says that. I wanna buy it.

The God is a lie...

"Haters Gonna Hate"

While walking around wearing socks with sandals...

"I was unaware that the bird is the word"

'This Shirt Is Ironic Because Its in a Women's size'

Take THAT hipsters...

Team Nosferatu

hell yeah, in your face, fangirls XD

"Go ahead, be negative, you'll be just my type".

...Sorry, I need to post that somewhere, even if negative isn't my type.
Cookie for reference, of course.

In all seriousness, I don't think I'd want to print my motto on a T-shirt, as it's hardly something that can be called endearing.

Edit: Or this:

Jark212:
"Haters Gonna Hate"

While walking around wearing socks with sandals...

"Have you punted your Ewok today?"

"I'll just go into this police box and arrest myself."

One of two here.

Printed inside a post it note "I owe you one funny t-shirt quote"

"Last chance for Love"

Rudyard Kipling's If-- in it's entirety.

(an up arrow), The Insecurity, (a down arrow), The Reason.

Nothing like good ol' self deprecation.

"Jesus, save me from your groupies."

I would also wear my cross with that shirt.

Bidoof! Bidoof! Bidoof is on fire!

I'm the Juggernaut bitch

I'd put, "You were killed by a grenade, keep watch for the grenade danger indicator. Yeah, no shit Call of Duty. >:("

A small red X in the top corner of a square.

Nerd humour.

One for us nerds...

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It's a fairly old joke but it gets me every time.

It would have to look like a tweet. "Warning: Wearer may have thoughts longer than 140 characters."

The Game.

That's probably all tbh.

How about the tagline Hypocrisy above a picture with egyptian slaves being brutally worked to death to make pyramids while laughing black tourists take photographs of the pyramids.

The Daily Mash have quite a few I want:

"Daily Mail: Like spending 20 minutes in a mental hospital"
"I have no interest in your worthless, Ill-informed opinions"
"Curtains made of bastard"

and my personal favourite

"Gluten is not a thing"

If I got to make my own though, it would have a list of different forms of alcoholic beverage, and bits of stuff to write on to tally up how much I've drank.

sorpaqq:
How about the tagline Hypocrisy above a picture with egyptian slaves being brutally worked to death to make pyramids while laughing black tourists take photographs of the pyramids.

I sense the dark arts are at work once more.
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Incidentally, that'd make a great tee...

Funny shirts I have:
-A shirt with a panicking monkey surrounded by monster bananas that says "All of my family is bananas!"
-A shirt with a pinata on it that says "I'd hit that"

Funny shirts I need:
-A shirt with a keg on it that says "I'd tap that"
-A shirt with a pack donkey on it that says "Back that ass up"
-a shirt with a two kittens boxing that says "Pussies can take a pounding"
-A shirt with the Troll face smoking a cigar on it.

necromanzer52:
The angels have the phone box.

If so, we're screwed :/.

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