other than rolling off a whole host of "oh gawd im getting old" sounding moans i'll stick to the weird notable ones :P

i have "webbed feet".

My eyes aren't located at the point on my face where eyes are supposed to be. As a result, I'm a bit deformed. But it's in such a way that nobody ever notices it unless I oint it out.

the little toe on my left foot is a claw. The nail is all twisted, curved and pointy and there as much nail as there is flesh. i'm also flat footed. I'm 5' 6" which doesn't sound like a problem but is more often than not.

Hyper-mobile knees, and very flat feet. Makes walking long distances... pleasant.

_{And yet I love hiking, the longer the better, and I tend to be at the front of the pack... Go figure.}

imperfect vision, fucked up cartilage in my nose that makes it look like it was broken once and very slim fingers and wrists. Like, abnormally slim

Some damaged joints/bones/organs, some nervous system damage and a few grey hairs... all in all i'm in tiptop shape =]

ReservoirAngel:
I used to think this was a problem: I never really had a 'gag reflex'. Then I learnt the advantage that gives me...

Neither, it sounds either really useful or incredibly pointless but in all honestly its pretty much useless, in fact, your more liable to choke to death :/

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:
I used to think this was a problem: I never really had a 'gag reflex'. Then I learnt the advantage that gives me...

Neither, it sounds either really useful or incredibly pointless but in all honestly its pretty much useless, in fact, your more liable to choke to death :/

Then I'll have to be careful with what I put in my mouth :D

ReservoirAngel:

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:
I used to think this was a problem: I never really had a 'gag reflex'. Then I learnt the advantage that gives me...

Neither, it sounds either really useful or incredibly pointless but in all honestly its pretty much useless, in fact, your more liable to choke to death :/

Then I'll have to be careful with what I put in my mouth :D

I blacked out choking on a sausage once

Yes it was a sausage, frankfert to be exact, innuendo not intended >.>

Inb4 oral jokes.

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:

CJSinc:

Neither, it sounds either really useful or incredibly pointless but in all honestly its pretty much useless, in fact, your more liable to choke to death :/

Then I'll have to be careful with what I put in my mouth :D

I blacked out choking on a sausage once

Yes it was a sausage, frankfert to be exact, innuendo not intended >.>

Inb4 oral jokes.

I understand choking but how do you black out doing that? And why, might I ask, were you trying to eat it all in one go and not cut it into manageable bites like a normal person would?

And it's a shame you got in before the jokes, I have quite a few sausage-based innuendos collected in the seedy back room of my mind.

ReservoirAngel:

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:

Then I'll have to be careful with what I put in my mouth :D

I blacked out choking on a sausage once

Yes it was a sausage, frankfert to be exact, innuendo not intended >.>

Inb4 oral jokes.

I understand choking but how do you black out doing that? And why, might I ask, were you trying to eat it all in one go and not cut it into manageable bites like a normal person would?

And it's a shame you got in before the jokes, I have quite a few sausage-based innuendos collected in the seedy back room of my mind.

Trying to win a bet, not too smart in hindsight...
Well, I didn't exactly breathe so no oxygen to my brain, hence I blacked out :/
But it doesn't help that I have little feeling in my mouth so I could probably do it again by accident and not notice until I cannot breathe...

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:

CJSinc:

I blacked out choking on a sausage once

Yes it was a sausage, frankfert to be exact, innuendo not intended >.>

Inb4 oral jokes.

I understand choking but how do you black out doing that? And why, might I ask, were you trying to eat it all in one go and not cut it into manageable bites like a normal person would?

And it's a shame you got in before the jokes, I have quite a few sausage-based innuendos collected in the seedy back room of my mind.

Trying to win a bet, not too smart in hindsight...
Well, I didn't exactly breathe so no oxygen to my brain, hence I blacked out :/
But it doesn't help that I have little feeling in my mouth so I could probably do it again by accident and not notice until I cannot breathe...

I see... I've had a similar bet, but it wasn't a sausage *shifty eyes*

ReservoirAngel:

CJSinc:

ReservoirAngel:

I understand choking but how do you black out doing that? And why, might I ask, were you trying to eat it all in one go and not cut it into manageable bites like a normal person would?

And it's a shame you got in before the jokes, I have quite a few sausage-based innuendos collected in the seedy back room of my mind.

Trying to win a bet, not too smart in hindsight...
Well, I didn't exactly breathe so no oxygen to my brain, hence I blacked out :/
But it doesn't help that I have little feeling in my mouth so I could probably do it again by accident and not notice until I cannot breathe...

I see... I've had a similar bet, but it wasn't a sausage *shifty eyes*

Haha, no shame in taking advantage of something lost ;)