What's physically wrong with YOU?

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manic_depressive13:
And my brain. Something must be wrong with my amygdala. Why are you making so many threads. It's pissing me off.

Hmmm... clever, a little on the long side, is it?

OT: Not much beyond shortsightedness (especially in my right eye), partial deafness in both ears (again, especially on the right side), a plethora of scars, a bent and twisted spine, colour blindness and... no I think that's about it...

I have ADHD and minor dust mite allergies. I also have a bit of an acne problem, but other than that, I'm perfectly healthy

retyopy:

Really? REALLY? Oh, exscuse me a moment, I think I might break into tears of joy! WOOHOO!

I realize that I say exscuse a lot. Type, really.

I realised my previous statement would probably cause you soul-crushing despair, because nothing is more important than my opinion, so I thought I should alleviate your misery by bestowing my forgiveness.

Are you going for all the thread-related badges or something?

erm....a weird lump in my armpit, havnt felt for it in ages...it isnt there anymore, but once i squished it and im sure i felt it split...or perhaps it slipped, hard to tell....

the pathway to my right ear is a bit weird, nomatter how much i clean it, i usually have to squish it from the outside, or hole my ear up and open my jaw to get some reasonable sound, right now its fine...maybe i can't get moisture out or something?

- My long-distance eyesight gets pretty damn blurry without my glasses.
- My jaw has a high chance of dislocating itself if I yawn too widely, due to the 'doorstop' bone not having enough substance to actually stop my jaw where it should.
- I've never actually been in a fistfight, so I have no clue how well I'd survive.
- Surprisingly, despite not really working out or anything, I'm capable of running quite a long distance at a rate none of my friends can keep up with.
- If I see something waist-high that I could easily vault over, I get stuck when I actually reach the object like a badly scripted NPC (although I think this is probably more a psychological problem than a physical one).

demoman_chaos:

Its normal for guys to have a curve in their dick.

And there you go, you won't see me talking about another guy's junk for another 10 years (unless I'm insulting their midget dick).

does aspergers' count

manic_depressive13:

retyopy:

Really? REALLY? Oh, exscuse me a moment, I think I might break into tears of joy! WOOHOO!

I realize that I say exscuse a lot. Type, really.

I realised my previous statement would probably cause you soul-crushing despair, because nothing is more important than my opinion, so I thought I should alleviate your misery by bestowing my forgiveness.

Are you going for all the thread-related badges or something?

Ummm... No. I'm just making threads because I'm bored.

Nothing, really. I haven't been diagnosed with any handicaps and I'm strong and able. Could be less lazy, but I doubt that counts as physical. I have a few scars and moles, though.

TLS14:
I have scoliosis in my upper spine. It made one leg grow slightly shorter than the other when I hit puberty, so now I walk really weird. It was too high up to perform surgery on, as well. Be glad it's just a small bladder that you have. You could have been like me, possibly in a wheelchair. (I'm not, but there was a good chance that I would have been if the scoliosis would have progressed any further.)

Ah, scoliosis. Mine happened to be a surgery case. 2 weeks in the hospital barely being able to get any sleep is no fun. At least there was morphine.

Kinda overweight, and horrible hair. A few other little things too but, that would be nitpicking. I guess I could be worse off...

I have very weak ankles, I roll them frequently, and I now have stress fractures from running too much

Severe Haemophilia A, and as a result I now have Arthritis in my right ankle and right elbow. Good times!

Compared to some of these mine is very minor but non the less has fucked up my self esteem. I have a ton of stretch marks on my biceps legs stomach. I'm not even fat either so it really sucks. You can't even cure them so I have to live with them the rest of my life.

retyopy:

manic_depressive13:

retyopy:

Exscuse me for having no life.

Okay I forgive you.

Really? REALLY? Oh, exscuse me a moment, I think I might break into tears of joy! WOOHOO!

I realize that I say exscuse a lot. Type, really.

Since you say it so much, it might help if you knew it was "Excuse".
.. <3 you reeeally :3

Newby_Newb:
I have a small penis.

But balls the size of planets for just posting that around.

OT:

Weight. General appearance.

im annoyingly tall (i think) for a girl. Im 5'10" and i hate it, cause i love to wear heels, but that generally puts me over 6 foot and, i feel that i intimidate everyone when they meet me...

meh, birthmark on my chest that is decently small and not bad, and i have a hairy ass

not much else wrong..soccer injuries have basically destroyed my right ankle so i can't turn on a dime but i'm healthy as a horse besides that.

and i guess if you want to call it "physical", i am hot ALL THE DAMN TIME, hell i have 3 fans hitting me right now and i'm still not cool.

I'm too perfect.

Yep.

M-m-m-m-me?! I have really dark bags under my eyes. Think L from Death Note. I hate them. : /

I have a very small lung capacity and I work in a Bakery so it's not getting any better (They suggest the flour in the bakery may be affecting me.)

Also I drank a industrial sized amount of Relentless Energy drink when I was a few years younger and nearly gave myself a heart attack, sometimes I still get chest pains.

Short sight, and not sure if it counts but I'm am in the Dangerous category of Underweight.

Quala:

TLS14:
I have scoliosis in my upper spine. It made one leg grow slightly shorter than the other when I hit puberty, so now I walk really weird. It was too high up to perform surgery on, as well. Be glad it's just a small bladder that you have. You could have been like me, possibly in a wheelchair. (I'm not, but there was a good chance that I would have been if the scoliosis would have progressed any further.)

Ah, scoliosis. Mine happened to be a surgery case. 2 weeks in the hospital barely being able to get any sleep is no fun. At least there was morphine.

Man, fuck that. I'd at least have my family bring my handhelds and laptop in to keep myself entertained and my mind off the pain if the morphine ever wore off before the next dosage.

But hey, on the bright side, your spine isn't crooked anymore! ^_^

Well I have a flat foot and a slightly shorter leg which can cause foot and back pain.

I also have Vitiligo which is a condition where your immune system destroys the pigment producing parts of your skin and so creates albino white patches of skin (particularly on the extremities). Luckily I'm white and fairly pale anyway so it's not as noticeable as on someone with black or dark skin. It's incurable and will probably get worse, but it's not that dangerous except the pale patches are extra sensitive to sunburn and skin cancer.

i'm longsighted, athsmatic and chubby.

The Pinray:
M-m-m-m-me?! I have really dark bags under my eyes. Think L from Death Note. I hate them. : /

same here. but thats cos i dont sleep.

I have Trigeminal Neuralgia, it's a massive barrel of laughs......
Regular migraines and my left knee sometimes locks in a bent position and it has to be forced straight to get it working right again.

The Pinray:
M-m-m-m-me?! I have really dark bags under my eyes. Think L from Death Note. I hate them. : /

A lot of people find them endearing, if that makes you feel better? I've been told I look my best when I'm tired for the same reasons.

OT: Not much I can complain about, really. I'm pretty unremarkable - my only physical problems are temporary minor ones I've done to myself: like my bad knee and bad ankle.

Mariena:
I'm too perfect.

Yep.

Yeah. I guess we'll have to kill you now.

Curved Esophagus.

Turns left (looking at me) for quite a ways.

It's really interesting to watch an x-ray of me drinking something lol.

I also have a split uvula (so i technically have 2). Its freaky .

Several severe heart and brain problems. How bad you ask? I'm on a first name basis with almost everyone at my local hospital.

I look far too much like Heath Ledger's younger brother.

Beauty is such a curse...

Poor eyesight and ADHD. Next!

I have ADHD.

And apparently an oversized liver (According to a check up some time ago)

I have 3rd degree burns on my left chest and upper part of left arm.

Various scars.

Cracked skull.

Other than that, perfectly healthy.

I have a non-transmittable skin disease called Epidermolysis Bullosa. In layman's terms it's a disease that makes it so I don't have the proper anchorage between my two outermost skin layers, so pretty much any friction can give me a blister anywhere on my body there is skin.

Unfortunately throughout high school I used that as an excuse to absolutely stop doing any physical activity at all. Recently, however, I discovered that if I freeze my hands and feet in freezing water I can actually go on a workout machine briefly.

My toenails were ingrown.

Now the only thing wrong with me is that I have a bone in my right wrist that isn't attached to my hand.

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