Perverts ruining things.

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I'm pretty pervy, but i keep my perversions away from the ponies and i'm bothered by people that don't.

DVS BSTrD:

ParanoidEngineer:
ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

Now it makes so much sense! It's not a beaten to death portal reference, it's an indictment of wimminz on teh interwebz.

I ruined FFXI for a few people with a nude image of most of the leading ladies together (pre-Chains Of Promethia). How did that image ruin it for them?

The image included Shantotto.

One of them called a GM on me, who put me in The Gaol (GM jail) for five minutes, then told me I was very naughty and sent me to my home point. I suspect he's either a fellow pervert, or just had a good laugh.

Zachary Amaranth:

Kalezian:

Dont look at me like that, much like AppleBeans, I do it for the lulz.

Isn't that what they all say?

By the way, I watch porn "ironically."

>.>

the Artist that goes by the name of AppleBeans actually makes his drawings of various ponies to not enrage the actual fans of the show, but to get at the people who view said drawings of various ponies for other reasons.

I wish I could post a picture that wouldn't get me banned, but I wouldn't even try it.

Let me put it this way:

its like Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

meets R34.....

well, including the website that is.

I... admit to having some strange tastes... so certain... types of fanart don't bother me. Certain fanfic on the other hand... (remembers "Cupcakes" and shudders)

Rule 34 is fucking funny.

BeerTent:
Oh, balls to the both of you for beating me to this!

And balls to you for stealing THAT!

OP: You realize you are on the internet, right?
To be able to peruse the internet at your leisure and delve its depths, you must have pretty thick skin and/or be pretty desensitized.
You will be offended, you will be disgusted. The only way to limit the offense and disgust you go through, is to limit your internets.
As for R34 ruining things, lets just say I don't google pokemon or MLP with safesearch off anymore...

Edit: I think I had a rule 34 topic a while ago, but am too lazy to go find it...

Im a perv and i take offence to being called a destroyer of cherished things.

The_Blue_Rider:

freaper:

The_Blue_Rider:
People on the internet put too much thought into a cute show about ponies :(

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS...

~you have no control over your hormones, my child~

So what like they feed them lots of carrots?

Yes, and sugar.

And then...they ride them.

Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

D0WNT0WN:
Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

HUH what's that I can't hear you over how much fapping I'm doing right now to furry porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

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thenumberthirteen:
One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

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..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<

Packed Snack:
If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Internet culture has twisted the once noble figure of the man into a pathetic, whiny, pallid, unhealthy, greasy, unshaven, awkward, irritating freak that constantly runs after the goddess like figure of "The GF" to ABSOLUTELY no avail.

The "Wanker culture" - wherein most males accept and broadcast that they're pathetic for the sake of cheap laughs, display a crippling fear of male (and only male) homosexuals, and "grudgingly" admit that poor quality, uncreative pornography is the only sexual attention they get - is a pox and a plague that only makes men less appealing to me, and does a fairly good job of not only alienating the women they want more than life itself, but promoting sexism AGAINST men.

Basically, it's very hard to see Dohvakin (Lusty sigh) from behind the smokescreen of perverts and porn.

Yay massively insulting generalizations and straw-men likely designed to replace irritation in not finding "Dovahkin" because of other people on the internet! They must feed the rage machine well today, Hm?

Also, why the hell would you want a Dovahkin? Having a dragon's soul, they are pretty much fighting the urge their entire lives to become mass murdering dictators that like it. I don't know about you, but that doesn't really scream "man of my relatively-peaceful-and-without-bloody-messes-for-fun dreams"..

Mimsofthedawg:
Odd enough, you're the one who has a lot of maturing to do in the realm of tolerance given your first sentence and tone in this post.

OT: I don't think anything has ever specifically been "ruined" for me... more like, I used to listen to certain songs/like certain movies or w/e thinking their meaning was one thing when in reality it was something dark and sinister... I can't think of a specific example because it was so long ago, hahah.

This is how I see a lot of the stuff coming out of the average internet user. There's also been a number of songs that, when I learned more about the lyrics as I got older, I found myself disliking them. Not so much a fault of the general perversity of the internet, rather than some music artists being rather fucked up.

As per the topic, I don't so much let what people say/do ruin the things I like for me, but it does make me think less of the individual(s) who get their jollies that way.

HOWEVER.. I do think that people who proliferate various notions such as rape/killing of characters in cartoons/games/etc are frequently a disservice to the fanbase because it is, sadly, fans who generally create the images, flash videos, and stories. It's largely why I don't associate with most anime fans. ..Or why I had to really resist beating the shit outta a guy I knew in high school cause I got SO tired of him bringing Tifa artwork/stories to class after the game came out.

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D0WNT0WN:
Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

Just noticed this, and I do somewhat agree. I don't instantly think of it every time, but every now and again I remember stuff I've seen online, and I feel another fragment of my faith in Humanity crumble away.

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

^ this.
Seriously and this is from someone who found cupcakes funny...

I'm a pervert, so I ruin everything myself really.

Zachary Amaranth:

Packed Snack:
If I was to pick *just* one thing, I'd say perverts have ruined manhood.

Adorable.

EmperorSubcutaneous:

He didn't mean wrong as in "false," he meant it as in "sick and wrong."

Don't think that actually changes his reaction.

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the person who said that about the Big Balls intended for it to be inappropriate. I don't see why someone would get enraged that a dirty joke was taken as a dirty joke.

Somebody ruined coprofilia for me by putting Marmite on it
Now I cannot enjoy coprofilia without thinking of Marmite nor enjoy Marmite for thinking it tastes like shit.

Disclaimer: it's a joke. Why would anything someone else does or says ruin something I like. Perv is in the eye of the beholder

AMV Hell Divided by Zero.

Here is its description on AMVHell.com:

"The successor to AMV Hell 0, this pile of filth shall be feared by all! This video marks the directorial debut of AMV Hell co-creator SSGWNBTD. If this video offends your sensibilities (and it will!), then he's the one to blame! This is absolutely not for children!"

Oh, and it ruined anime for me (temporarily).

TheDarkEricDraven:

The_Blue_Rider:

According to the internet and fanfiction writers everyone in ponyville Equestria is a lesbian, you gotta wonder where all these new ponies are coming from if heterosexuality is so rare.

Asexual reproduction? Or maybe they are made artificially. Or, a reverse Smurfs situation. Doctor Whooves, much like Smurfette, could be tied down and raped annually for his seed.

NOW, I'm not a brony in any sense, so I have to ask: There's actually a Doctor Who pony in this show?

OT: In an effort to steer this in a less prudish direction, pervs in real life situations tend to bug me more. For instance, a group of girls I was friends with (like... lots of hugs, joke flirting kind of friendship) were dogpiling, and I sat on top of them. I spanked the topmost one (which was totally acceptable, as it was our dynamic) and then that one fat greasy creeper (the none exploding kind) that followed me around for some reason at the time, came up and started trying to do the same to these girls that were openly repulsed by his sex obsession.

Trucken:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

... goddammit, now I'm curious. MUST... RESIST... RUINING... CHARACTER!

And then there's also Cupcakes. I haven't been able to read the whole thing, and I never will. After I tried to read it... I just couldn't trust Pinkie Pie for a while.

OT: On more perverted stuff, I've seen some MLP fanart that was just... ew.

I've also seen fanart on videogame characters like Cammy White being raped. That... that's just creepy.

You know, I really didn't think that cupcakes was that bad compared to some of the other stuff I've read/seen on the internet. It didn't really ruin my liking of the show either because, despite all of the references to their characters and universe, it was just a bit too distant from the way that the series works to have any lasting impact.
OT, I'd say that the power of rule 34 is a force for evil in many cases. There is porn for just about ever series out there, and the only thing worse than accidentally seeing some and having to wash your eyes out is thinking that somebody actually sat down and drew the damn thing.
Also, most fanfictions are character and continuity ruining messes with Mary Sues abound. Don't get me wrong, good fanfiction exists, but it's mostly just trash.
Edit: just read Sweet Apple Massacre. This one tried so hard to be offensive that it just fell flat. It was like a worse version of the Aristocrats joke.

Jailbird408:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

Take this as constructive criticism and grow some tolerance. Sure there is perversion out there, but the example you give is quite tame compared to things that I've seen. I mean, Lord knows there's worse on the interwebs...
But in all fairness, I think you're taking the quote too seriously...

It never ruined anything for me, I find most the random pervert stuff pretty funny.

I am a colossal pervert, but... yeah, ponies. And Calvin & Hobbes. Those two things, despite having seen the rule 34 of them, will always remain untainted in my mind.
So no, I don't think perverts are necessarily "ruining" things. Just because I occasionally see certain anime characters gettin' it AWN, that doesn't mean I can't watch those series and enjoy it just the same. I really wish the Internet would leave a few things alone, but just like some of the more extreme perversions to be found on the Interbutts, I put on my blinders and look well away.

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this says it all really

D0WNT0WN:
Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

DO A BARREL ROLL!

...

Sorry...

Boo fucking hoo, I've seen stuff billions of times worse. You're reacting like a tiny kid first discovering a new swear word or something. But...*evil laughter*, if you want me to REALLY RUIN some of your childhood memories, then...*more evil laughter*, SUPER MARIO BROS. 3! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! It's filled with satanical stuff. The seven sons of Bowser. More like seven deadly sins. What does all the 'P' found on coins and everywhere stand for? Possession? What about all the 'H''s? Hell? And the 'N''s on the cards? Necronomicon? The clouds and hills literally have eyes. There's pentagrams and inverted crosses everywhere (although those are 2 anti-evil signs), along with the number 6, which is everywhere. Like 666? There's a heart shape around the Hell world. Also, try recording some footage of it then playing it backwards. Yeah, pretty fucked up. Oh, do you remember 'The Wizard'? Yeah, that shitty movie that kids only cared about because it vaguely involved video games? Do you remember that it was there that people witnessed footage of Super Mario Bros. 3 for the first time? What was the introduction to the whole thing like? The gates of HELL?

Also, I'm atheist. Yay.

The infamous "Aristocrats!" joke has ruined Holocaust survivors for me forever.

No, I REFUSE to give you any more information. Let's just say that "Holocaust Survivors" were the only two repeatable words between "I have a great act for you. It has us...", "marmalade", and "called The Aristocrats!"

I remember looking at portal images then coming across one of chell which depicted her being tortured with portals by making her lick the remains of her vagina which had been turned inside out, if that is even possible. The image looked normal on first sight, but then you realised the immense horror of it. Made me feel sick for a few days afterwards.

Robert Ewing:
Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.

Someone mentioning a Ganondorf and Link faznfic on a random Zelda speculation site. I can never return there...
EDIT: And priests. Goddamn pedofiles.

DVS BSTrD:

ParanoidEngineer:
ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

Just so you know on my birthday I always have an oreo cake. That is to say a cake with oreo crumbs on the edges and an oreo in the center. I never though how uncomfortable it must be for the cake.

Um yeah most of my points have been covered just another pervert checking in.

Life is just so much more interesting (and hilarious) with a dirty mind. It's one of the few free and good things we have left after there's no more free rent and people not looking down on us for liking things we're "too old" for. Embrace your inner perv and get on with life. :3

Edit: Wow, errant apostrophes in the quote(s) above. Let's at least get our "dirty" words spelled right!

DVS BSTrD:

ParanoidEngineer:
ATTENTION PEOPLE, BACON DOES NOT = VAGINA'S

Of course not! It's CAKE= Vagina's.
That's why nerds keep saying the cake is a lie.

I God didnt want us to eat vagina, then why did He make it look so much like taco?

I'd say cartoonlion's Futashy is ruining My Little Pony a bit,
but she's just so cute

lacktheknack:

Robert Ewing:
Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.

you just don't know where to look

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