Perverts ruining things.

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you say ruining, i say improving...
but then again i am usually the one perverting things...

i haven't gained the nickname "the defiler" for nothing

ShadowsofHope:

thenumberthirteen:
One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

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..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<

I'll leave that question to the Philosophers.

Jailbird408:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

Hi! You must be new to the internet.

Let me tell you the story about a little something called "Rule 34"...

SidingWithTheEnemy:
Actually I think it's the other way round. The normals are ruining things for the poor perverts.
Let us perverts have our fun, will you?
We don't want to bother you with our moral standards (implying we even have them) so don't bother us with yours.

Where was I? Aah yess, where is my child murdering I mean Kajiit Molesting Mod for Skyrim?

This.

I thing anyone who isn't considered perverted doesn't have an mind that is open enough . I am opened to a lot of things .

i'm actually trying to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome with her mom , i know for a fact her mom wouldn't mind

Live and let live. Have fun , have experiences , try different stuff . Be Perverted.

Jailbird408:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

You're new to this magical thingTERRIBLE PLACE called the internet, aren't you?

imnotparanoid:

Quaxar:
Sweet Apple Massacre?

Yeah, if there's one example it has to be this. If you haven't read it please don't... it'll ruin Big Macintosh for you.

^ this.
Seriously and this is from someone who found cupcakes funny...

After having read hundreds of terrible, offensive fan-fics (from series such as Invader Zim, Final Fantasy, Starfox, etc.) I'd have to say the Apple Massacre was a worthless piece of crap. Cupcakes actually tried to have a narrative based on actual events in the show (your avatar), while SAM walked up to you screaming "I AM OFFENSIVE HURR HURRR" in your face.

OP: As someone who hangs around furries on the interwebz, I've developed an immunity to Rule 34 and perversion ruining the things I like. Really, the world's a much nicer place when you can do that. :P

krazykidd:

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i'm actually trying to convince my girlfriend to have a threesome with her mom , i know for a fact her mom wouldn't mind

Live and let live. Have fun , have experiences , try different stuff . Be Perverted.

And, how was it? Provide more details!

More importantly: where the f*** are my set of pictures...

>.> your new to the interenets aren't you?

perverts ruin every thing at some point best to just shrug it off and move on

(although R34 MLP stuff makes me sad inside :( )

i hate people who wrote the various spongebob creepypastas.

most notably squidward's suicide.

IF YOU CHERISH YOU SANITY, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU WANT TO SLEEP PEACEFULLY DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SWEAT COLDLY EVERY TIME YOU'RE ALONE, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

IF YOU DON'T LIKE TO BE SCARED STIFF WHEN YOU WAKE UP IN HE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. DO NOT LOOK UP THAT IMAGE.

seriously. there is a special circle of hell for those people.

maybe they can relive the weeks of nightmares and mental pain they caused me. FOR AN ETERNITY.

Well I blame the internet for completely destroying certain words (come, came, hard), just words that whenever uttered instantly turn my mind into a giggling 15 year old.

D0WNT0WN:
Furries have ruined Starfox and any other cartoon, videogame or movie with anthromorphic animals.

It just jumps in my head that someone somewhere is masturbating to this.

as a person that likes hentai or eroge with s/m even i am disgusted by furries...why must my child hood be ruined?? Why must the land before time, tale spin be like that... for the love of god no

somonels:
Freud ruined psychology.

Haha that was great man. Totally true too.

OT: I know what you mean where its hard to unsee something like that. I try not to let it get to me though.

This could be another wonderful opportunity for me to rant on the hypocrisy of fandom, but I'm getting bored of flogging that particular dead horse pony.

I feel that perverts don't ruin franchises any more than those who write fan fictions full of Mary Sues or make 'original character do not steal' art.

TheDarkEricDraven:
Wait. How could the balls be Boweser's? He throws them at Mario. Several.

The_Blue_Rider:
Oh nut up :P The only thing people could possibly ruin for me by being perverts in My Little Pony, and we all know that perverts arent interested in that, now If you'll excuse me im going to google some images of Rainbow Dash..

OH GOD WHY

Rainbow Dash and Applejack are lesbians. Rainbow Dash is the bottom and Applejack is the top. Oh, and Pinkie Pie is a serial killer cannibal.

I cannot see Dash as a bottom.

you think that's bad? there is SO much worse

...Seriously?

Okay, there's this rule of the internet called "Rule 34." I want you to look that up, and then tell me if THAT disturbs you. Trust me. My childhood has been DESTROYED, but I just keep going back to Encyclopedia Dramatica.

Speaking of ED, they have a page called "Offended." Jesus Chist. I've only had to stomach to scroll all the way once. Just...God. But that's their way of saying "Fuck You" to anybody who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.

binnsyboy:

NOW, I'm not a brony in any sense, so I have to ask: There's actually a Doctor Who pony in this show?

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EHKOS:

I cannot see Dash as a bottom.

Appplejack is just too butch. Rainbow Dash is more of a lipstick.

EmperorSubcutaneous:

I don't know, I'm pretty sure the person who said that about the Big Balls intended for it to be inappropriate. I don't see why someone would get enraged that a dirty joke was taken as a dirty joke.

Howabout "sick" and "wrong" and "ruining" it for people?

Just because it was a dirty joke doesn't mean it was intended to ZOMG SCAR YOU FOR LIFE!

...Seriously?

Okay, there's this little law of the internet called Rule 34. Look that up. That's a better example of perversion. I've had my childhood stepped on, sodomized, and thrown into the trash because of that rule.

Speaking of ungodly things from the internet, ever seen Encyclopedia Dramatica? There's a page called "Offended." Jesus Christ. I've only had the stomach to scroll all the way down once. Just...God. But it's basically their way of saying "Fuck you" to anyone who's enough of a pussy on the internet to be offended.

Give the internet time and it will ruin everything with genitalia and tentacles. It's just the nature of the beast.

As a proud pervert, I believe the only thing to do with things that people like is ruin them.

I rather hate MLP, and yet I LOVE Cupcakes. It's still one of my favorite things on the web.

And Rule 34 is the purest expression of my people. There is almost nothing that can't be deliciously ruined by making the characters fuck each other.

thenumberthirteen:

ShadowsofHope:

thenumberthirteen:
One day someone pointed out to me that the London 2012 Olympics logo looks like Lisa Simpson sucking some guy off. It cannot be unseen!

image

..I have but one question for you, on that image:

Is that block in the middle Lisa's hand, or the guy's cock? I honestly can't tell.. <_<

I'll leave that question to the Philosophers.

That is deep, man. Words cannot penetrate my throat. I still have a whole load of questions..
I'm so sorry, I had to.. <_<

I do it all the time! I actually try to bring out the naughty of innocence, with some funny results to add on with it!

You know it wasn't the stork...

TheDarkEricDraven:

binnsyboy:

NOW, I'm not a brony in any sense, so I have to ask: There's actually a Doctor Who pony in this show?

image

EHKOS:

I cannot see Dash as a bottom.

Appplejack is just too butch. Rainbow Dash is more of a lipstick.

That's Doctor Whooves \o/

I think Applejack is your classic farm girl, so that butchness is needed. I agree that Dash is a lipstick and I'll add that Pinkie is a pansexual

lacktheknack:

Robert Ewing:
Yeah, what do you expect?

Rule 34 has no exceptions.

There is no porn of me. The internet has collapsed.

Are you truly certain? Are you sure there is no Chinese underground porn black market behind 7 proxies with snaps of you in the shower?

Chinese google earth is a powerful tool indeed.

Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."
But now they are because you said so.
That is what I'm talking about.

Aww bless. New to the whole 'sex' and 'internet' thing are ya?
I've seen some very unpleasent stuff that shouldn't be there, but if you can't handle seeing stuff like that, you should probably not be on the Internet. I just go 'oh lovely' and look away.

Jailbird408:
Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."

That makes even LESS sense. At least balls=balls. Anal beads are connected, like a string!

TheDarkEricDraven:

Jailbird408:
Okay, you people seem to be confused, and you'll probably be able to take it judging by these comments here, so I'll clarify: the Big Balls were NOT "testicles", they were "anal beads."

That makes even LESS sense. At least balls=balls. Anal beads are connected, like a string!

Don't blame me, it's not MY idea.

damn I though this was just gonna be a troll thread....

Id probably say Creepy Woody, seriously, because of one Japanese company releasing toys with switchable heads and stuff. 0,0

Im not sure what image to post in the thread, considering it's very nature...its hard to know whats safe and what isnt safe in the forum.

Jailbird408:
Has someone ever suggested something so extremely disturbing and wrong that it destroyed something you cherished?
I for one once read a bash.org quote discussing the SMW boss fight. One sick individual believed that the Big Balls were Bowser's... well I can't finish that sentence, because if I did, it would be vile, confusing and would probably get me suspended.
Feel free to censor if it gets too vile.

I don't even find this mildly offensive, seriously if something this irrelevant bothers you this much you should keep away from the internet.

Hey, if you don't want us ruining things for you then stop making things too easy to ruin.

It's that easy to make jokes and make things sound dirty and perverted. Do not blame us, blame yourselves!

thenumberthirteen:

image

...

I see pink, geometrically shaped rocks stack atop of each other like a pile resulting from a landslide, with yellow shadows that draw reminders to post-modern artwork, as well as certain printer colors.
That's all I see; the caption accompanied with it just affects your mind to considering it a certain way.

lacktheknack:
The infamous "Aristocrats!" joke has ruined Holocaust survivors for me forever.

No, I REFUSE to give you any more information. Let's just say that "Holocaust Survivors" were the only two repeatable words between "I have a great act for you. It has us...", "marmalade", and "called The Aristocrats!"

Now that you bring that up...

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