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I found this funny link http://videogamena.me and had an idea.The game is you generate a name and describe it.
Here's mine
Star Wars Blood Horde
An FPS.
A horde of beings made of blood are attacking

Seems like a lot of fun.

I got: Mysterious Devil Solid.

It is a tactical espionage action game where you play as a former demon commander who is thought to have passed away long ago. Your mission is to shut down the current hell system and take back control after you've been betrayed back in your day.

So much for my imagination.

Wonderous Wedding Heroes

You play as a team of four and you have to work together to ensure that your best friends wedding goes according to plan, using each one of your teams special skills it is up to you to make sure that nothing is ruined such as making sure the flowers match the napkins and ensuring that the aunts do not drink to much.

I'm thinking of a FPS style play with certain things being interactable and several bars that show how on-schedule the wedding is and how much you are messing it up by rushing around the place (Causing a need to slow down to walking pace when you really need to talk to the bride and convice her to not call off the wedding)

Is it bad that I might actually want to play this game now?

The Castle of the Bong Dreamland

It would be like the film They Live but replace the sunglasses with a bong.

You then need to fight off the alien-knights in the castle while under the influence of drugs with various wacky weapons and fighting styles (it would be a third person game).

Your allies would be various things in the castle that come to life and help you escape.

You receive hullucinations which change the environment and characters around you, as well as influencing your fighting style and strength.

The game would be very colourful.

Revenge of the Afro Conflict

First thing I thought of was Afro Samurai.

It's a gritty urban crime story about a young man who struggles to leave the life behind him but is drawn back in when his kid brother gets mixed up with his old daimyo and is cut down by a warlord when a deal goes bad.

Kurosawa's Yojimbo meets Carlito's Way.

Erotic Caveman Massacre
Angry Sushi Forever
Killer Yak Starring Mickey Mouse
Battle Death Story
Cyber Golf Football
Dirty Donkey Rider
Morbidly Obese Raccoon Soldier
Panzer Biplane Basketball
Drug-Induced Unicorn II
Hitler's Lacrosse Police
Britney Spears' Bong Incident
Perverted Cooking - The Revenge
Incomprehensible Stapler Camp
Mickey's STD Interceptor
Hardcore Chicken from Planet X
Scooby Doo and the Baking of Doom

Impossible Dentist Tactics.

A game along the lines of the Trauma games. You play a grumpy dentist with a penchant for risky tooth extraction. Deal with plaque, an angry boss, tooth decay, gum disease, patients threatening to sue and sugar-free lollipops in this medical-simulation-crossed-with-ULTIMATE-ACTION extravaganza.

In Search of Disco Pro:

A monstrous disease, spreading from the east, has already killed half a million men, and transported home by our brave boys, has taken afoot in England too. You play as Dr Cecil Kinley, the new infectious disease specialist for the Royal London Hospital, as you travel around the slums and ghettos of 1920's London and Birmingham, offering some scant comfort to those too pus ridden to survive the night, while similarly trying to avoid catching the flu yourself (You won't). Features a full day and night cycle, complete pustule simulation in real time, revolutionary smog physics and a crushing sense of apathy and dismay.

Special edition featuring new Disco Pro mode! If you can find the hidden Disco Pro in each district, you'll receive a 10% boost to your immune system and a new "Funky Doctor" outfit. Keep that quarantine boppin!

Dr. Dog: [Revisited]

I imagine Dr. Dog is a badass Labrador in a medical coat. He goes through a 2D sidescrolling hospital curing zombie dog patients with a selection of medical supplies and dog toys. Along the way he must board up the exits to the hospital to contain the disease from getting to the outside world. Fight such timeless bosses as the Chief Of Medicine Dr. Fetch, Chief Of Surgery Dr. Bone, and Professor Woofingtons, PhD.

Dr. Dog returns to Sacred Bark hospital, but things are not as they seem...
Now, it is up to him to stop a fatal infection from spreading outside the hospital!

'Retarded Vigilante Wasteland'

Otherwise known as Fallout: New Vegas.

Secret of the Llama Smash
Alcoholic Walrus GT
Rushing Battle Hell
Cantankerous Carnival Inferno
Omega Nudist Underground
Blazing Gimp Experience
Vampire Caveman Legend
Emo Hockey Feud
Night of the Booty Machine
Narcoleptic Squirrel Oppression
Olympic Quantum Bloodbath
Undead Yoga in Space

They just keep coming!

Custom Square Dancing Brothers!

Well, it could be better than those dance games on the wii.

Star Dinosaur Factory.

Basically Viva Piņata on steroids

Fisher Price Hoedown Explorer

...What.

No, seriously, my imagination has run dry on this one.

Edit: Well, I suppose you could be a badass guy named Fisher Price who is exploring when he finds a town rife with avarice, lust, farmers, and red-light districts called Hoedown (because pun, y'see!). It could be an RPG.

No one can stop the Square Dancing of the Third Reich

It's a Dance Dance Revolution type game, Where you have to use authentic 1940's dance moves to dance your way up the beaches of Normandy, through France, across Arnhem, into Berlin and right to the Fuhrerbunker, where you must square off against Hitler himself for the fate of Europe.

Based on a true story.

Colonial Bingo Battalion

Old ladies in combat gear playing HARDCORE bingo in French Algeria...

Well, I got:

Elegant Florist Offensive
That's just too perfect. I don't even need to come up with a description for that, it just speaks for itself.

Revenge of the Laser Preacher
The undead rise and only one man can stop them; Father Grigori the preacher, armed with his all-powerful laser!

Inept Unicorn Hell
Magic kindergarten, the game.

Divine Sloth Bloodbath
The slowest hack 'n' slash game of all time.

Ho-Hum Yak Ultra
The complete edition of the first purposefully dull yak farming game. Includes all DLC!

Super Train on Wheels
The prequel to the award-winning Super Train Crash.

Geo Da Sponge:
Well, I got:

Elegant Florist Offensive

That's just too perfect. I don't even need to come up with a description for that, it just speaks for itself.

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Too perfect indeed.

Game of Thrones joke

"Allied Godzilla Paratroopers"

-A save cities from giant monters FPS or Third person shooter.

"Morbidly Obese Lightning Dance Mix"

-One of the worst beat games to come out this year.

"Chillin' Bong Hell"

-I'm.....not even sure about this one.

"Wrath of the Shotgun - 3rd Strike"

-The best FPS to come out this year. All shotguns, all the time.

"Low G Balloon Slaughter"

-Like balloon fight......BUT WITH BLOOD!!!

...I had too much fun with these, probable do more later.

Ancient Shark Palace
Think "Prince of Persia: Sands of Time"... but with sharks...

Topsy-Turvy Penguin Dynasty
...I have literally no idea 0.0

Romantic Gnome Annihilation
Have you seen Gnomeo and Juliet? Well - its time to kick the sh*t out of those lovebirds X)

Irritating Math Invasion
Math has taken over the world! Its up to Mental Maths Man and Calculator Kid to save the day!!

Alcoholic Music Train

Nihilistic Typing Conquest

Revenge of the Mall Fantasy

Ho-Hum Turtle Yoga

The Care Bears' Alligator in the Middle East

This is absolutely hysterical XD

Indian Makeout Plus, The Care Bears' Mafia Dystopia and Christian Ostrich Training... Who has been making this generator?

Perverted Zamboni Base.
A bunch of Zambonis have to defend their base whilst looking at LOTS of porn.

Summer Flatulence Rider:
The Sequel to Winter Flatulence Rider, you can now ride farts on the beach, or on a cruise ship!

Downtown Hobo Empire:
A management sim where you have to conquer many back alleyways and shop doors to become the hobo emperor of Downtown New York!

That's enough for me, damn this thing is amazing.

Real Kitchen Crusade

I guess it's a epic adventure, with intensive cooking gameplay, designed for Women...

Lol xD

Luigi's Jihad Massacre Uprising

....Uh....

I got Exciting Fishing at the Olympics. I think that's pretty self explanatory, a fishing sim. Okay let's try that again.

Russian Weight Loss World Cup. Another sports title? Come on, give me something interesting to work with.

Throbbing Donkey Havoc... umm... Yeah, I think I've had enough of this...

Undercover Grizzly Bear Kids. An MGS/L.A. Noire hybrid. The titular kids wear grizzly bear suits as a disguise, and go around beating criminals up. They then interrogate them for more information regarding the crime ring's master plan.

Intellectual Viking Frenzy. It's basically Skyrim.

Presidential Grizzly Bear Anthology. Grizzly bears run for president. Fucking awesome.

Dangerous Chocobo Havoc. Chocobos try to take over the world, and we ordinary people have to basically become FF characters in order to stop them.

Return of Gimp Racer. RACING IN WHEELCHAIRS, PART 2!

Only doing the first 5, otherwise I would go on forever.

Got a few more:

Dwarven Surf Brawl:
Basically a bunch of dwarves on surfing boards beating the shit out of eachother.

Hidden Monster Universe:
An MMO basically the same as WoW but most of the time your searching for the monsters.

Fluffy Fishing Assasins:
A bunch of assasins decide to wear animal suits and go around murdering people, with breaks for fishing every 10 minutes.

Psychedelic Fighter Carnage:
The same as street fighter, with a constant rave of colours and with more explosions.

Latino Prison Terror:
You play as a Philippines Police Officer trying to bring calm to a prison gone wild!

Hidden Horse Racing vs. Capcom-Okay.. It's a fighting game with horses and Street Fighter Characters.
Deranged Theme Park Kingdom-Batman: Arkham Asylum style game in a theme park.
Geriatric NASCAR Baseball-A game with baseball and cars... I just don't know.
Lovely Chainsaw Jamboree-You murder kids with a chainsaw.
First-Person Sex in the Middle East-DAMN! You probably know what kind of game this is already.

Accidentally posted it twice, sorry.

Soviet Office Crusade
Having a red revolution in the workplace! Come comrades lets bring down the capitalist machine
together!

Dr.Surgery Quest
Kind of like operation but with dragons

Battlefield: Pinball on the High Seas
wait what?

Inept Spelunking Onslaught
Sounds like my old WOW guild.... coincidentally our guild name was onslaught

Incomprehensible Cannibal
om nom nom nom

Rural Volleyball Strikes Again
trying to picture what this would be like.... failing at it..

Legacy of Dentist Assassins
sort of like Sweeney Todd except dentists instead of barbers

Flying Mountain Climber of the Deep
kind of an oxymoron isn't it?

Elmo's Mafia Jihad
I knew we couldn`t trust Elmo! he`s always seemed the sinister type to me

Hardcore Banana Rocket
for adult audiences only

Tiger Woods Funk Shack.
I...just..really don't know what to say about that idea. All I can think is that it'd be the best thing ever

Cameron1992:
Tiger Woods Funk Shack.
I...just..really don't know what to say about that idea. All I can think is that it'd be the best thing ever

Tigerwoods sex simulators proved tobe more marketable than golf games?

Save Yourself from the Tennis Dystopia
god damn it I hate tennis!!!! run!!!

The Castle of the Shaving Hunter

I guess thats the castle where a hunter who shaves his prey lives. I need a haircut :(.

Ninja Lacross Showdown
There are ninjas playing lacross on wooden pedestals 10 feet off the ground

Invisible Bungie Throwdown
It will be invisible boxing matches while bungie jumping

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