Before. Otherwise my breakfast tastes like rat anus. Whereas if I brush my teeth it just tastes like minty rat anus.
. . . maybe I need to stop eating rat anus for breakfast.
Afterwards or else it tastes weird.
All the way through primary school, we would get a visit from the people at the cities dental hospital where they would hand out free toothbrushes, flavoured toothpastes and badges, stickers and whatnot. The aim of these visits was to encourage us to be aware of dental hygiene. The mantra I remember being taught was "Brush 3 times a day, AFTER every meal".
Stuck with me for life I suppose.
Why would I brush my teeth BEFORE eating.
It just seems strange...
Brush after. What is the point of brushing before if you are going to get them dirty again immediately?
After. Stuff tastes terrible otherwise.