Okay we all have things we want to do but are scared of social shaming even if it doesn't really matter.

For today however lets throw inhibitions aside and indulge in fantasy what songs would you like to play at various self hosted or centered events if you weren't afraid

Here are mine

Wedding:
Voltaires -You married a fool(redeemed by a mid to late verse so I could probably actually get away with this one)

Voltaires(Ok I listen to a lot of voltaire sue me) - stuck with you - funny first 2/3 sweet ending

Yeah no woman's ever going to marry me now Oh well on to funerals

Voltaire again for this event actually why be ashamed I'll already be dead of to will making for me after this post. I'll just list song names take artist as read unless I say otherwise

Last word

Almost human

For a wedding, Funeral, or a baby shower i would simply waltz up and start playing this on the speakers. Why? I'm a sucker for Susumu Hirasawa.

Downside of this though is it would probably end up making these events far more epic then they probably should have been but...hey, i say that's a plus

not really inappropriate but...

this song is just beautiful

I'd like this to be played at a funeral:

Going to play this at my wedding and my funeral.

This, at wedding or funeral :P

I really tried to get my wife to let me add "Love the One You're With" to our wedding music just so I could see if anyone was paying attention but she put her foot down on that one.

I heard a great suggestion for the following at a funeral:

A good friend of mine arranged his funeral and arranged it so when his coffin began moving toward those little curtains we all heard:

Ah Geoff, you sarcastic git, boy do I miss you!

At my wedding and probably the day of my divorce:

Voltaire's cool. I saw him live several weeks ago and I got him to sign my copy of his newest album.

Funeral song:

Why I'd give my wife doubts about my sexuality with a bit of Bear force 1

And then at our five year old daughters birthday party

I have an uncle who requested this song for his anniversary:

...these are actually strangely appropiate...

For a wedding http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7_wH5Y9nqY

A friend and I both agreed a few days back that Closure in Moscow's newest track, "The Impeccable Beast" is perfect for ANY situation, and I want it in EVERY situation.

At my funeral I want:

I figured I could get some uncomfortable looks.

If I get an undertaker with a sense of humour, I'm going to ask to have my coffin rigged with rockets. Then, at the ending of the funeral, this will play:

Then, the coffin-trolly will roll out of the building, rise and launch the rocket-coffin. Fetzeeeeeeeoow! Hopefully landing on someone's ugly garden gnomes. Or if that's not possible, at least roll the coffin inside the incinderator while the tune plays.

For the nuclear holocaust, I'll climb up on the roof and play:

While admiring the towering cloud above. Possibly getting the tan of the century.

to be played at my retirement

(title theme translates roughly into "shagging wenches, no more labor")

I want this played at my funeral (Which I won't have because funerals are stupid).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiMaOmDtaYI

TomLikesGuitar:
not really inappropriate but...

SNIP

this song is just beautiful

You. I like you. I agree with your taste.

Just_A_Glitch:
A friend and I both agreed a few days back that Closure in Moscow's newest track, "The Impeccable Beast" is perfect for ANY situation, and I want it in EVERY situation.
SNIP

You too. Closure in Moscow is awesome.
As for me,

Music when your with someone... if your the type of person to care enough about finding the switch for the CD player/iPod to make it play music, but whatever, your choice of what you really:

It's a good way of getting conversation started at a birthday party I guess if you start playing this for everyone there:

A sleepover... of some sort:

Dunno what it can be used for but I get odd looks when I sing along... Obviously everyone is jealous of my singing skills:

Also going to a funeral is always worth some giggles of hating the person I suppose:

This is all I'm going to say for this topic:

Any occasion:

For my funeral:

only one i have is at my funeral i want highway to hell played, the proper AC/DC version

manic_depressive13:

This wins at life (or death). The reactions of the audience...it might almost be worth staging your death just so you can see the reactions of your loved ones as this plays.

For some reason I've always wondered if I can get 'Ultra' by KMFDM played at my funeral, simply because it's my favourite song. But it's a very angry and nihilistic song (the album it was from is CALLED 'Nihil') and the lines "My hatred heaps upon this fire/That burns inside and you blow higher" and "I do not need you any more/You cannot hurt me any more" would probably send the wrong message, so it'd definitely be inappropriate. If I died by committing suicide, though, I might insist.

Hey, the topic asked for inappropriate music, didn't it?