What should I do today?

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Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Read a book??? Make food and eat it?? Exercise? I don't know, what have you got in your house to do??
(I know your laptop is probably dead already)

Liquidacid23:
GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I notice you are offering this advice to everyone. I hope they take it.

How about playing video ga- Oh yeah, right....

Umm... Go watch Youtube vid- Nevermind...

... I need to go out more

Go to a friends house?

I think you need to get yourself a hooker.

Get a spider-man coloring book and see what spider-man would look like with an orange and yellow costume.

mikey7339:

Liquidacid23:
GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I notice you are offering this advice to everyone. I hope they take it.

I do my best to spread good advice :)

Draw something! If you don't draw, write an epic Mass Effect/Smurf cross over! (Even if you don't write, you should do that and post it on Fanfiction.net)

metsplayer1:
Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

build a generator with your bike.
excersise until your laptop has enough power again.
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http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Build-A-Bicycle-Generator/
http://scienceshareware.com/build-your-own-generator-bike-trainer-stand.htm
http://www.pedalpowergenerator.com/

or read a book.

ace_of_something:
Get a spider-man coloring book and see what spider-man would look like with an orange and yellow costume.

he would pretend to be:
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Booze, hookers, and blackjack...

Or y'know. Read a book or something. May be go to the movies?

Well you could read a

Liquidacid23:
GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO IT

DO THIS

rhizhim:

metsplayer1:
Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

build a generator with your bike.
excersise until your laptop has enough power again.
image

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Build-A-Bicycle-Generator/
http://scienceshareware.com/build-your-own-generator-bike-trainer-stand.htm
http://www.pedalpowergenerator.com/

or read a book.

Genius post. thank god I got to the library to read this, No air conditioning either and it's nearly 80 F (26.667 C) outside.

metsplayer1:

rhizhim:

metsplayer1:
Well, I have no electricity in my house today because some electricians are doing something to the circuit boards today. Once my laptop dies, thats it until 5 pm which for me is the next 8 hours (it's already on low life) and it's too rainy to go outside today before you tell me to go outside. What should I do today?

build a generator with your bike.
excersise until your laptop has enough power again.

http://www.instructables.com/id/How-To-Build-A-Bicycle-Generator/
http://scienceshareware.com/build-your-own-generator-bike-trainer-stand.htm
http://www.pedalpowergenerator.com/

or read a book.

Genius post. thank god I got to the library to read this, No air conditioning either and it's nearly 80 F (26.667 C) outside.

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well then.
build that thing and power up a ventilator or an air conditioner.
or go out, eat some ice cream.
or find a girl and invite her to go and eat some ice cream.


Quite simple really-
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Well either that or just let your mind wonder about.

Go outside anyway. The rain ain't gonna kill ya.

Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

Punch shit. And maybe people.

BreakfastMan:
Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

Jodah:

BreakfastMan:
Do what everyone else does in this situation: Masturbate furiously and constantly.

But without the internet there is no porn!

Who needs porn when you have IMAGINATION? Way better than that crappy internets...

EDIT: Also, homemade fan-fiction.

TestECull:
Go outside anyway. The rain ain't gonna kill ya.

ha..hahaha.....hahahah oh hahahahaha...that is what my friend used to say...then the Rain got him.

The Rain will kill us all

Liquidacid23:
GET DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am sure this isn't the first time today you have mnanaged to get this in as a first post... I really admire the dedication to the cause!

OT: Get into something new... find something you have heard about, but not tried, and try it! Get into it... and find out what you can about it...

Alternatively... get yourself a handheld, like a 3DS, and some extra battery power! :P

The same thing you should do every day... Try to take over the world! :)

Build something out of LEGO! And post a picture of it when you're done.

man up and go outside, rain is harmless

I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.

If you have them, watch all of the extended editions of Lord of the Rings back to back. Bonus points if you watch all the bonus features.

As Skwisgaar wisely once said:

http://video.adultswim.com/metalocalypse/a-hundred-beers.html

"There's only two things to do in a blackout. Get drunk. ...One thing to do."

Here are my suggestions, in point form!
-Go out and punch the rain until you scare it away.

-Go to the local pub, talk to women.

-Call up a friend, then build the bike generator thing and make them power your computer while you game.

-Play solitare until you win 20 times in a row without fixing the deck or cheating, this task should kill the time far before you complete it, or it could drive you batshit insane.

-Make a death ray out of your microwave, go over to a friend's house and kill his or her small rodential pet or fish with it to show them how it works.

-Challenge yourself to see how wet you can get your face before wiping it off by running fast in the rain.

-Do all of the above within the time your power is out, then proclaim yourself champion of the world.

Now go forth to victory!

Scarecrow 8:
I would suggest making some pancakes, or reading a book, or writing a book, or taking some cancer and dying. So many choices!

ps, I'm not being mean, I'm making a very pointless reference, and I will award a cookie to anybody who gets it.

Mass Defect. Gimme the goddamn cookie.

i got mardock scramble and an xbox live card today

I would get a candle and read a good book. Seriously.

I'd time warp back to the day in question and do the exact thing you chose to do last time.

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