16 hours to do whatever I want to do...

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Tie a belt around your neck and masturbate like there's no tomorrow - and if you hit turbulence, there might not be.

Why... tie... the belt...

Asphyxiation makes everything more... (couldn't find a video of Jim Carey saying pleasurable from Bruce Almighty. My levity is now ruined.)

Ask for two packages of Ratiopharm "Hustenstiller" in a local pharmacy. Pay for it.
Take them all at once. 16 Hours are over. Probably have to deal with a Swastika tattoo on your ballsack.

wow, what a great idea...

I'm going to go do that right now!

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