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Naked and covered in pudding or cancer | |
Dunno how I'll go, but more than likely while in the middle of playing a game. At the very least, I'll go doing what I love. | |
If I get to choose? Peacefully in my sleep while having a soothing dream from old age. What I feel will likely happen? Hit by a car and dragged between the tires a distance before the driver finally hears my cries of terror over his or her own thoughts. I've had drivers actually speed up instead of slow down in an attempt to get me to cross the street faster, at stop-signs. | |
Death by black hole. My final moments would be an nonreturnable journey into the unknown. Chances are I'll die before entering it, but nobody really knows what happens to you inside a black hole. My body would be irretrievable of course, but my epithet of "Died by black hole" will certainly stand out handsomely. | |
From heart attack, or some sort of heart related issue. I am overweight, I work behind a desk, I smoke, and I get a lot of stress. | |
I'll most likely die by a bomb from the AFP (basically the FBI for Australia) for trying to cook food for people. Better for a house to explode then half the world. | |
Do you have no sense of self preservation?! .__. I mean, if you keep on punching drug dealers in the face eventually something bad is bound to happen. OT: I'll probably just die a boring death. I don't do anything particularly dangerous. | |
Im going to get stuck by lightening, while swimming in space, in the nude, high on glue, shouting horrible memes we all want to forget, with a harp and 3 baby seals tied to my socks. Socks dont count as clothing, so you can be nude with socks. So no bashing it. | |
Dressed as Superman, bound and gagged and pushed from an airplane... | |
The same way I lived... alone and unloved... forgotten within a week...<.< | |
I'll probably overestimate my reflexes somehow when I'm in my 80s or 90s while doing something most people in their 20s consider crazy and dangerous. Hopefully wingsuit BASE jumping. So... massive head trauma. | |
probably trip over a cat and die under a pile of videogames | |
From a very high place without a parachute, or in firey ball of death and destruction. | |
Me, it'll be an accident. I can't imagine anyone purposely killing me, and it definitely won't be a disease. Either tripping and hitting my head, or tripping and a bus hitting my head. | |
You, sir, are a fucking awesome excuse for a human being. Anyway, me? I'm not dying. I'm gonna hold out long enough to get awesome, life-extending body-perfecting nanobots into my bloodstream, and from there I can hold out until we invent actual immortality. And don't tell me I'll get bored or lonely. If I get lonely, I'll invent a time machine and visit my friends. If I run out of things to do, I WILL INVENT NEW THINGS TO DO. Life is awesome. Why waste it by dying? | |
Do to a NDA, I can only tell you that it will involve surfboards, and you will see it coming. And it shall be glorious. | |
I will get hit by a car with the one that I love driving. | |
32% probability of being shot 26% Probability of a horrible motorcycle accent 22% Probability of During an ill conceived dare 13% Probability of Old age 7% Probability of reaching an existential singularity and existing on another plane of reality | |
I just "started" smoking cigarettes (one a every few days, if that...), so here's to hoping that doesn't factor into my death. OT: Hopefully of natural causes, in the future. Or, in a hail of gunfire during WW3. | |
yup i can see the jello packs now: "warning this product should not be used as a substitute for water in swimming pools". As for me probably some sort of brain embolism. | |
Content. The reason? Most likely bullets, knives, punches, car accidents, volcano, gravity giving up, posioned potatoes or rabid ferets. I fucking hate ferrets. | |
heart attack, while wearing a fucking name badge. | |
To answer you're question, not really, I also forget to eat for days too, so I'm pretty sure that my brain certainly does seem to lack the self-preservation instinct, well it was more like forced out but that's irrelevant. As for something bad happening, well that's why I say I might die for it, I'm too stupid to worry about my well-being, I mean even when I was lost in that forest I never even tried to find any food, so I'm fairly sure I don't have that thing. | |
Well then... I guess I just wish you good luck. It sounds like the only thing that might keep you safe, all things considered. .__. Though for eating, do you just not feel hungry? I wonder how you could forget for days unless you just never feel hungry. | |
I SHALL DIE WITH A SWORD IN MY HAND! But seriously I would like to die in glorious combat... ideally with proper weapons (as opposed to getting shot from like 100 yards away). Sadly I haven't figured out how to pull this off in our lame, modern world. Anyway... ONWARD, TO VALHALLA! | |
Realistically? Blunt-Force trauma caused by hitting pavement from thirty stories up. Ideally though? Hard-drive being wiped due to a continent-wide EMP in a desperate bid to fend off the horde of uplifted humans who had uploaded their consciousnesses into machines. *edit: Just read the question on forgetting to eat for a few days. I've actually done this on a frighteningly common basis. Occasionally neither my stomach nor my brain yell at me to munch, they just reminds me when I'm thirsty. I work deep into a project for work and simply don't think of it till I randomly look at my cellphone, look at the date and realize I haven't eaten since a few days ago. I'm just going to go out on a limb and blame my doctor and parents as I've been thoroughly addicted to adderall for pretty much the entirety of my adult life because "I already know this so I'm going to screw around" automatically equals ADHD, right? That stuff will suppress the hell out of an appetite and is used by some as a weight-loss drug. | |
Suicide. Not because I'm depressed but because I'll probably eventually hit a boredom that I can no longer beat. Not your everyday boredom mind you, a far worse boredom of life, where it becomes stagnant and you lose all ability to change that stagnation. You best all hope I can beat that boredom every time it arises because I'm the best God damned thing to ever happen to this world. | |
Hopefully, in a bizarre zeppelin accident | |
I will die of a heart attack after finally collecting enough ingredients to make secret recipe #27 and upgrade my charms in Diablo 2:Eastern Suns mod. | |
Old age I hope =/ If not, then getting thrown into the sun by Chuck Norris. It would be an honour X) | |
Alright, you win =P | |
Kick-boxing the Sun. | |
I do feel hungry, I'm just used to ignoring it, it's weird but you forget it's not supposed to be there when it's there for a long time, which is odd because I can't remember how I got used to eat since I don't really lack food, it's just weird I guess. | |
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If i get cancer or some other nasty degenerative disease I'm going to sabotage my parachute and jump out a plane, a moment of pure exhilaration before death. That or set off an avalanche and ride it in a Kayak.
FAiling that I'm guessing a heart attack, my family has a history on both sides and while I'm not unhealthy I'm not exactly in good shape either.