Stop the world, now I've seen everything.

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I'll be brief because I'm currently laughing up my chicken dinner.

An anime, where the main character is Nyarlathotep in the guise of a Japanese schoolgirl. Yes, that Nyarlathotep.
Oh it gets better, Nyarly-girl is a crimefighter alien too!

And to give this thread some worth while I choke on my meal, what was the last thing you saw that made you think you'd seen it all?

A dog humping a cat while a sparrow watched. I saw it happen at my friends house. This dog was going to town on this cat who was trying to get away. A sparrow nearby watching this horrible rape go down, lol.

Shawn MacDonald:
A dog humping a cat while a sparrow watched. I saw it happen at my friends house. This dog was going to town on this cat who was trying to get away. A sparrow nearby watching this horrible rape go down, lol.

This reminded me of this, particularly the last line:

General Ken8:

N**ga wat

Is it a joke product or do they really sell those things to clueless soccer moms?

Chocolate bacon.

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Cannot believe it exists.

Sonichu
Issue 2, page 33

Up to that point, the story is about a pre-Columbian Cherokee prophecy about a post-Antiquity European count unleashing a Jewish creature (wearing an ancient Egyptian headdress) to attack 21st century Virginia because a hedgehog based on Japanese video games happened to run by.

Yeah...

OhJohnNo:
Chocolate bacon.

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Cannot believe it exists.

*spits out drink*

How can two things so awesome be combined to make something that looks so unappealing to me?

Spider-man: Reign.

Spider-man kills Mary Jane by injecting her with his RADIOACTIVE SEMEN over decades. I don't remember specifics but I do remember laughing my ass off at it.

Redlin5:

OhJohnNo:
Chocolate bacon.

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Cannot believe it exists.

*spits out drink*

How can two things so awesome be combined to make something that looks so unappealing to me?

I tried that once, and surprisingly chocolate-covered bacon is actually pretty good. Nice salt and sweet blend.

On the topic of food, I always thought that things like pickles, oreos, and brownies couldn't be deep-fried cause the hot oil would burn or melt them. Boy was I wrong.

roushutsu:

I tried that once, and surprisingly chocolate-covered bacon is actually pretty good. Nice salt and sweet blend.

On the topic of food, I always thought that things like pickles, oreos, and brownies couldn't be deep-fried cause the hot oil would burn or melt them. Boy was I wrong.

Ice-Cream, Cheese Cake, Three Muskateers too.

Minnesota State Faire will find a way to deep fry ANYTHING.

Upon googling Nyarlathotep my desire to watch this anime has gone threw the roof.

OT: I once saw a wasp that was using a grasshopper as a steed of some sort. This might be common practice for wasps i'm not sure, I don't know what goes on in a wasps mind. At the time though all I could think was "This must be the lazyest fucking wasp in the whole world, use your damn wings you freeloader."

Tartarga:
Upon googling Nyarlathotep my desire to watch this anime has gone threw the roof.

OT: I once saw a wasp that was using a grasshopper as a steed of some sort. This might be common practice for wasps i'm not sure, I don't know what goes on in a wasps mind. At the time though all I could think was "This must be the lazyest fucking wasp in the whole world, use your damn wings you freeloader."

Yes, but wasps are bastards. Angry slavedriving bastards.

I thought that the first time I witnessed a live donkey show... I won't go into details about it but it was like a schoolbus fire... horrible! but you just couldn't not look....

Loop Stricken:
I'll be brief because I'm currently laughing up my chicken dinner.

An anime, where the main character is Nyarlathotep in the guise of a Japanese schoolgirl. Yes, that Nyarlathotep.
Oh it gets better, Nyarly-girl is a crimefighter alien too!

And to give this thread some worth while I choke on my meal, what was the last thing you saw that made you think you'd seen it all?


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take your pick.

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A whiteborad at work with a schedule grid on it. It was empty. You were suppposed to enter the time you needed unplanned support. Yes, you were supposed to schedule your unplanned support needs.

It's still there.

Loop Stricken:

An anime, where the main character is Nyarlathotep in the guise of a Japanese schoolgirl. Yes, that Nyarlathotep.
Oh it gets better, Nyarly-girl is a crimefighter alien too!

What is it called? I must watch this.

And once I saw pig racing. Not that impressive but hye.

Paddy the Second:

What is it called? I must watch this.

According to the website I use it's called Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
But according to Danbooru it's called Haiyore! Nyaruko-san.

So one of those.

Loop Stricken:

Paddy the Second:

What is it called? I must watch this.

According to the website I use it's called Haiyoru! Nyaruko-san.
But according to Danbooru it's called Haiyore! Nyaruko-san.

So one of those.

I know what I'm doing for the next (length of the anime)

Shawn MacDonald:
A dog humping a cat while a sparrow watched. I saw it happen at my friends house. This dog was going to town on this cat who was trying to get away. A sparrow nearby watching this horrible rape go down, lol.

Closest I saw was a cat threesome...

Three words...

Monkey rapes Frog.

rhizhim:
Snip

Sir... you win the thread.

Not exactly seen, but i did live above an icecram shop a few years ago.

Asparagus icecream was a real flavour.

Liquidacid23:
I thought that the first time I witnessed a live donkey show... I won't go into details about it but it was like a schoolbus fire... horrible! but you just couldn't not look....

When you say first time... does that mean you went back?!?

Actually on that vein of thought I remember going to an open farm supervising a pile of children, and there was a donkey just chilling in a field, with his foot long schlong in plain view of everyone. Much amusement was had.

Hero in a half shell:

Liquidacid23:
I thought that the first time I witnessed a live donkey show... I won't go into details about it but it was like a schoolbus fire... horrible! but you just couldn't not look....

When you say first time... does that mean you went back?!?

Actually on that vein of thought I remember going to an open farm supervising a pile of children, and there was a donkey just chilling in a field, with his foot long schlong in plain view of everyone. Much amusement was had.

of course I went back... I had to make sure the first reaction wasn't just out of shock... it wasn't

Queen Michael:
A whiteborad at work with a schedule grid on it. It was empty. You were suppposed to enter the time you needed unplanned support. Yes, you were supposed to schedule your unplanned support needs.

It's still there.

That sounds like some straight-up Catch 22 bullshit. Like if you actually fill anything in, you don't actually get the support, because it's not technically unplanned anymore and therefor invalid or something. Your boss might actually be comically evil.

OT: Looked it up and the massive amounts of, as Simon puts it, "UUUGGUUUUUU!" makes me want to stab the moon with a rake. For people who are interested: http://myanimelist.net/anime/11785/Haiyoru!_Nyaruko-san

Fansubbing groups are listed at the bottom. It's currently running, so no official English release yet. Started April 10 2012, so only one episode so far. Hell, might as well check out the one episode. Might be pleasantly surprised.

I once saw a squirrel and a crow fighting in a field.

The funny thing was the squirrel won.

This was a big crow, too; we always get these massive crows in my neighborhood for some reason.

Speaking of which, there was another crow a few years back who lived very near the local bar. It had a tendancy to dive-bomb people walking nearby. It was quite hilarious at the time, but then, I was never on the recieving end.

Ha. Yeah, I used to think such things. Then I found the internet, and that blew open doors I didn't even know existed. Schoolgirl versions of everything, porn versions of everything, and movies where random hotties get eaten and torn to ribbons by all kinds of bizzare, oversized, or usually-extinct beasts. Speaking of:

rhizhim:

take your pick.

That looks like a "so bad it's good movie" that I might have to check out.

Liquidacid23:

of course I went back... I had to make sure the first reaction wasn't just out of shock... it wasn't

Ahhh...Juarez. Fond memories of things I'll never forget. No matter how hard I try. Quite the experience, though.

Liquidacid23:

Hero in a half shell:

Liquidacid23:
I thought that the first time I witnessed a live donkey show... I won't go into details about it but it was like a schoolbus fire... horrible! but you just couldn't not look....

When you say first time... does that mean you went back?!?

Actually on that vein of thought I remember going to an open farm supervising a pile of children, and there was a donkey just chilling in a field, with his foot long schlong in plain view of everyone. Much amusement was had.

of course I went back... I had to make sure the first reaction wasn't just out of shock... it wasn't

and since then you went back to make sure the girl is ok.... every year.

While it doesn't really compare to some of the replies thus far, back at uni I remember one distinct Sunday morning where my housemates and I witnessed a pair of cats out behind our house having a conversation. Thats right, a pair of cats were talking to each other. For like, ten minutes. I don't speak cat, so I can only guess what it was about, but it did seem to get rather heated at one point.

rhizhim:

and since then you went back to make sure the girl is ok.... every year.

hey I've only been 5 times in 2 years... and after the initial 2 it was because I told the story and friends wanted to witness the horror for themselves... I, of course, had to accompany them just in case :D

Glad to know I'm not the only one here who went to the donkey show.

I saw a rabbit kill a cat and chase off a dog. Ahh, I loved that rabbit. I had her for 10 years before she died of old age on x-mas eve.

OhJohnNo:
Chocolate bacon.

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Cannot believe it exists.

My God! I need this

rhizhim:

And I thought that Robo Geisha was the derpiest Japanese cyborg movie up til now... Actually I wouldn't be surprised if that was from Robo Geisha.

I admit, I did laugh a lot.

Searching "Nyarlathotep anime" on google brings me to a picture of a small anime girl in her underwear lying on an invisible floor.
...wat

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