I take back everything bad I ever said about Rebecca Black and that bloody Friday song.
And shame on you Smash, how could you do that to us. We were living in ignorant bliss, unaware of this and there you go, slapping it around our faces....
Apparentely those hot girls didn't realise that one of their problems was not being able to sing in tune. ZING!
Also yes, the video is terrible, thanks for showing me, but please let us never discuss this again, lest it becomes a Friday-like viral video whose continual playing everywhere annoys us to the point of tearing our ears off.
I agree with everyone else who says this song is terrible.. this is what you can buy for a few bucks at the local recording booth i guess, and tbh they remind me of the Olsens .. even worse!
Daystar Clarion: When I rise to power, Smash, you will be made Chief of my Death Squads.
For nothing is more excruciating, nothing more brain piercingly agonising than that song.
Ooh ooh can I join can I please please can I pick me sir pick me me me please?
And I hope to god this is a joke. If it's not. Holy fuck that's horrible oh god my ears.
That depends.
What can you bring to the table?
I don't just let anyone join my League of Evil.
I can bring... Actually, what can I bring? Oh yeah, I know, I know, really good LEGO skills. Yeah, I can build aeroplanes and cars and houses! And Spacefighters!
What made Friday "work" is that the production values were better than average, the singing (while autotuned) was passable, but the lyrics were godawful.
This is just all around bad. If it was trying to be a satire it's several months too late to the party.
Palfreyfish: Ooh ooh can I join can I please please can I pick me sir pick me me me please?
And I hope to god this is a joke. If it's not. Holy fuck that's horrible oh god my ears.
That depends.
What can you bring to the table?
I don't just let anyone join my League of Evil.
I can bring... Actually, what can I bring? Oh yeah, I know, I know, really good LEGO skills. Yeah, I can build aeroplanes and cars and houses! And Spacefighters!
I can bring... Actually, what can I bring? Oh yeah, I know, I know, really good LEGO skills. Yeah, I can build aeroplanes and cars and houses! And Spacefighters!
Can you build...
Doom fortresses?
Give me enough Dark coloured bricks and I can build Doom CITIES! With Doom Fortresses inside them, and then Doom Houses within them, and maybe a Library of DOOM!
Daystar Clarion: When I rise to power, Smash, you will be made Chief of my Death Squads.
For nothing is more excruciating, nothing more brain piercingly agonising than that song.
Dibs on being your 'Inquisitor General' (I'll come up with an appropriate patent of nobility later)... that vid has made me temporarily see red and I only watched thirty-one seconds of it. I need to unleash something on someone...
And I couldn't watch more or I'd've gone mad, my ears would bleed (perfect pitch etc...).
Daystar Clarion: When I rise to power, Smash, you will be made Chief of my Death Squads.
For nothing is more excruciating, nothing more brain piercingly agonising than that song.
Dibs on being your 'Inquisitor General' (I'll come up with an appropriate patent of nobility later)... that vid has made me temporarily see red and I only watched thirty-one seconds of it. I need to unleash something on someone...
And I couldn't watch more or I'd've gone mad, my ears would bleed (perfect pitch etc...).
Pussies. I watched the entire video without batting an eyelid.
(I didnt say I actually listened to more than a minute of it though!)
I try not be a music snob, but dear Christ who green lighted this? The Music sounds like fax machine. My bloody washing machine could have provided a betting backing tune. As for the singing, I can't even begin to comment. I will happily never again complain about music if this song and its ilk are never spoken of again.
Daystar Clarion: When I rise to power, Smash, you will be made Chief of my Death Squads.
For nothing is more excruciating, nothing more brain piercingly agonising than that song.
*raises hand* I would also like to volunteer my services to your Death Squads.
Palfreyfish: I can bring... Actually, what can I bring? Oh yeah, I know, I know, really good LEGO skills. Yeah, I can build aeroplanes and cars and houses! And Spacefighters!
Can you build...
Doom fortresses?
Give me enough Dark coloured bricks and I can build Doom CITIES! With Doom Fortresses inside them, and then Doom Houses within them, and maybe a Library of DOOM!
Okay, you're in. You will be my Apocalyptic Architect.
Daystar Clarion: When I rise to power, Smash, you will be made Chief of my Death Squads.
For nothing is more excruciating, nothing more brain piercingly agonising than that song.
Dibs on being your 'Inquisitor General' (I'll come up with an appropriate patent of nobility later)... that vid has made me temporarily see red and I only watched thirty-one seconds of it. I need to unleash something on someone...
And I couldn't watch more or I'd've gone mad, my ears would bleed (perfect pitch etc...).
Pussies. I watched the entire video without batting an eyelid.
(I didnt say I actually listened to more than a minute of it though!)
Give me enough Dark coloured bricks and I can build Doom CITIES! With Doom Fortresses inside them, and then Doom Houses within them, and maybe a Library of DOOM!
Okay, you're in. You will be my Apocalyptic Architect.
Excellent, I'll draw up plans for your personal Doom Fortress right away sir.
I suspect it was made by one of those companies that make music videos for spoiled daughters. "Daddy daddy! Can we make a music video? Will you pay for it? Please!" You know the drill.
I suspect it was made by one of those companies that make music videos for spoiled daughters. "Daddy daddy! Can we make a music video? Will you pay for it? Please!" You know the drill.
Thats how "Friday" came to be, by the way.
-sigh- If only parents would learn to tell their children when they suck at things.
I suspect it was made by one of those companies that make music videos for spoiled daughters. "Daddy daddy! Can we make a music video? Will you pay for it? Please!" You know the drill.
Thats how "Friday" came to be, by the way.
That's exactly what happened, and I'm pretty sure it's a joke. Read the copyright disclaimer:
copyright disclaimer: Old Bailey Productions does not take credit for creating any of the audio produced in this video. We simply produced the video the way the girls wanted it as a demo for their music. However, as associates of the artists we control all rights to the video and it's content.
Edit: Assuming that "Old Bailey Productions" actually exists, and the whole thing isn't just two girls with a video camera and a good sense of humor.
Girl on the right is cute (perhaps a bit too young for me to be considered sexy, but cute none the less), but I dare not listen to it for fear of serious ear bleeding.
I would rather play it safe, and stick to my Cat Power when it comes to music of the lady variety, thank you very much.
We're just like you
Except we are hot
...To be fair, the girl on the right is kinda cute.
Discuss how fucking terrible this song is.