What is God's last name?

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Pb Zeppelin:
Zilla.

You win the thread!

I am now torn between these two responses as they both fit perfectly:

DOUBLE BISON APPROVAL!

Miyamoto. He came from on high and brought us gaming, when there was no gaming to be found.

Jedoro:
Vakarian

Also, he is Garrus' father, which explains a lot.

Pssh. Think you got that one backwards there, chief.

Hazy992:
Rodriguez. I figured God would have an awesome last name an Rodriguez is about the most awesome name I can think of.

Well, that certainly explains Rico, and validates Yahtzee's theory about the parachutes.

Daystar Clarion:
Okami

What?

You were expecting maybe Zoidberg?

Zoidberg is Jesus, silly.

Shepard. Isn't it obvious?

Spoons.

Because we all know where the saying God's Spoons came from, it being somewhat of a misrepresentation of God's full name. Iehova Waggleton P. Taley-Whacker Willyfred Spoons the IV. Or God Spoons for short. Well if not, you do now.

No need to thank me.

Mario. yep his name is God Mario.

Mortai Gravesend:
Easy, God's last name is Noway.

YHWH or NWY?

Full name is God 'Damnit' Nappa.
Good old God Damnit Nappa.

TK421:
I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

Owen Robertson:

Mortai Gravesend:
Easy, God's last name is Noway.

YHWH or NWY?

Oh yes, it's NWY.

But I see you get where I'm coming from ;D

Sexy Devil:

Daystar Clarion:
Okami

What?

You were expecting maybe Zoidberg?

Zoidberg is Jesus, silly.

He helps those who help themselves!

Agayek:

TK421:
I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.

Agayek:

TK421:
I would venture to say maybe "Am." There is a point in the bible where He says that He is simply "I am."

Technically that passage is "I am who am", in response to Moses questioning the identity of the burning bush.

That said, there really isn't an English translation for what's actually said. If memory serves, the closest English has to the original Hebrew word is "everything". In essence, that passage is God telling Moses "I am all that is, has been and shall be". There's a whole bunch of connotation to it that simply doesn't come across in English, but that's the closest we're going to get.

Owen Robertson:
I WAS SENT BY HE WHO IS CALLED "I AM"!
Cute.
Worked for Moses.

Meh, same thing applies, English doesn't have proper words to translate it properly :P

First he was "Lonelyway"

Seeking comfort, he created man, thus, "Creatorway"

but after realizing this is not the right path for him, he dicided to become a hairdresser, thus he became "Barberway" and it was great.

Being still in his adolesent years; angry at mom and dad, he left home and soon became "Jammingway"

But after kissing one too many girls, he contracted AIDs, thus becoming "Herpesway" and it was great.

One eventful evening, man created 'science', thus becoming "Redundantway" and it was not great.

Manson.

Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

Bobic:
Sometimes a person is so powerful, so important, so defining that they don't need a last name. We call this person Cher.

As for God, his last name is Godlington. And did you know his first name was actually Godfried, God is just his nickname.

The (thread) Creator approves of this comment. Do not forget about the mighty-one's nephew, Prince

I just happen to know that God's full name is God "skeeball" Morissette

TheDrunkNinja:
Did ancient Hebrew naming conventions even include having last names?

If they don't, where did "Christ" come in for Jesus Christ's name? No one ever refers to Mary and Joseph as Mr. and Mrs. Christ.

Christ is simply Greek for "the messiahs" it was a title not a name.

God Christ xD

At least that's what it says on his birth certificate (issued by...?)

thelittleman66:
Kilmister.

You can also call him Doctor Rock for short.

Slagathor

It's Jingleheimer-Schmidt. I know this because his name is my name too.

Hazy992:
Rodriguez. I figured God would have an awesome last name an Rodriguez is about the most awesome name I can think of.

So you figured me out, did you?

His full name is God Free McGodderson. I thought that was common knowledge?

God Goddy Godson.

God alllllll the way.

Abandon4093:

Now that is clearly the official patent plans for the Russian ushanka...

Smith

Wong. His son's name is also Wong. Jesus Wong. He has no idea where they got the Christ thing from (if you understand this reference *brofist*)

Mr.PlanetEater:
Full name is Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ. Now can all the religions please stop fighting?

Only if you make it Jehovah Yahweh Allah Christ Brahman Ra Odin.

Wait, should probably do alphabetical order to avoid squabbling.

Allah Brahman Christ Jehovah Odin Ra Yahweh.

Sudden thought: Do you think we can make the entire alphabet?

Iva.

What can I say? He married a freak and later went on to become a choco-holic.

I thought God was called Morgan Freeman ?

x EvilErmine x:
Godson, so his full name is God Godson. Yeah his parents weren't all that imaginative it seems.

That or he's Icelandic and named after his father?

I think Gods last name must be Smith. I mean there's gotta be a reason there are so many of them, right?

(Most common surname in the UK, yet I have, in 20 and a half years of life in this country, met only one person with that name?)

Unsilenced:
Norris.

(Yes I'm sorry that joke is horrible.)

Damnit. I scrolled through the whole page just to see if I would be first to post that awful joke.
OT: I'll be unoriginal now and go with Christ.

I woke up one night and God was standing next to my bed. He spoke to me: "Son, you are blessed, because I chose you to spread my true name." And he told me his name and his name is "Nobody".
And truely I am blessed, because Nobody had visited me that night and Nobody had told me his name.

Always remember Nobody loves you and watches over you.

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