ThePS1Fan:

What do I win?

SPORTS. YOU'LL BE GOOD AT THEM.

YOU'LL HAVE BABIES. 500 BABIES.

Never mind the crimes against humanity that America has inflicted upon cheese.

I mean a country that invents cheese in a can,cant be good :)

Daystar Clarion:

subtlefuge:
Whoever pissed in that bottle really needs to go see a doctor.

You think God needs to go see a doctor?

...

Get out.

If god would stop his dirt nap he would.

But Daystar, you forget the power of....

SMMMOOTTHHIIIEESSS!

can you mail me some? in canada we dont have that supposed nectar of the gods. i must go on a quest. i will need an extraordinary group of men, women, and dwarves. i will need... the cast of jersey shore.

Daystar Clarion:

anaphysik:
I have but *1* single can of Irn Bru left in my fridge, which is super sad. It's far too difficult to get here in the states.

You must spread the message, my American Scottish-American friend.

You must make your kin see the light so that they too can imbibe of the one Tru Bru.

fix'd that for you
My dad and I usually stock up on it whenever we head back to the "old country" (props for anyone getting that reference), but it's getting harder to travel (and more expensive to) every year.

In other bad news: local Kroger's stopped carrying *true* Heinz baked beans. NOOOOO!

Hazy992:

SirBryghtside:
New topic: Irn Bru with Brown Sauce.

Discuss.

Why would you even think that?!

Well, if the Irish take brown sauce in their coffee...

(Intermission ftw)

What's so special about orange soda? *yawn*

*runs*

Google Irn Bru... Oh it's a crappy off-brand orange-flavored soda.

We have that in America as well

Daystar Clarion:

FamoFunk:

Daystar Clarion:

You too.

Get out.

I don't want to see you on my internets.

You need to get out until you make another fantastic British food thread.

Is that all I am to you?

A deliverer of British food based threads?

...

_{I feel used...}

Less talking about shitty drinks, more talking about delicious food!

Ahh Irn Bru!
Its been a while a little over a month since I tasted that indescribably tasty taste.
Irn Bru is definatly something different very difficult to describe.
You have to appreciate all the features of this beverage to begin to understand it.
The colour is of course its greatest asset but also its downfall people simply cant handle it.
Then there is the smell sweet and tangy teasing the nostril heightning the senses.
Finally there is the taste tht glorious taste that refuses to be described in the crude words of the english language.
It is bliss simply bliss.

Daystar Clarion:
Big ass opening post

Man, all the posts I have seen from you are so incredibly derpy. How do you do it? What is your secret?

Is it the result of Irn Bru?

I'm Scottish. Irn Bru is the best drink ever. You could call me Irn Man.

Not all at once ladies...

I have 7 cans of the stuff in my fridge right now. It is a fine beverage. Also with regards to all the rivals that have been presented in this thread come on guys, it's all delicious and it's all going to give us Diabetes. Sugary carbonated drinks are awesome.

I don't get it. Someone makes thread about their memories of video game stories--every post is someone asking why they made the thread and where the discussion value is. Someone posts how much they like Irn Bru--no one has a problem.

This website is friggin weird.

Hazy992:
Fuck you and your inferior Scottish beverages. Behold the nectar of the gods

LIES! BURN FOR YOUR SINS!

Irn Bru and Vodka is fucking amazing. Give it a try.

Hmm.. I'll have to try it some time then if I come across it.

From my little corner of the world I would recommend L&P. You'll only find it in a store that sells stuff imported from New Zealand but it's a glorious beverage, well worth a try ^_^

(also Daystar I'm totally keeping an eye out for your threads from now on XD I've seen you around here too many times to count but never saw any of your threads)

Daystar Clarion:

Irn Bru

sometimes you know who started a thread before you even clicked the topic link.
and most times you know that its going to be about some random product as soon as you see your avatar.

i challenge you to over-glorify promote this:

After spending a week cleaning up a burnt house, this should be a fun way to unwind for the next few hours ^_^ thanks!

Daystar should get his own forum subsection, so we never miss these threads...

I've never had it, but I have seen it. I shall try it the next time I meander over to the supermarket.

Having tried most common American soft drinks such as root beer mountain dew and orange soda. I have to say cousins, they pale in comparison to irn bru. It is by far the best drink on the face of the planet. However if it's flat it tastes awful, but that's okay because it tastes so great when fizzy that you'll drink it al before it goes flat.

Fun fact: my doctor said it is an evil drink.

Damn, I'm late to the party...

But better late than never... I give you Germany's ambrosia:

You'll all be glad to know. . . I'M DRINKING IT RIGHT NOW!

I think I'm the only Scottish person on the planet who doesn't like the stuff. Tastes like two angry people fighting.

Daystar Clarion:


See?

And cows never lie.

Never.

I have never had the supreme privilege of trying Irn Bru, as it's not available in my country and I can't afford to take a trip to Scotland. However, I feel it is of the utmost importance that I contact you, brother Clarion, to warn you of grave danger. Having grown up on a farm and known many animals (not known in the Bibilical sense, ofcourse. I don't fuck animals. I just talk to them and they talk back) I must warn you that the cows have you fooled.

Don't misunderstand. Cows are neither evil nor intentionally deceitful. However, being an inherently lazy species, they will always take the path of least resistance in conversation. This involves lying, half-truths or saying what the other wants to hear simply to avoid arguments. They won't even bother putting in the effort to go to a library and research a topic of discussion. They'll just wing it and make up whatever sounds plausible or pleasing to their conversational partners ear.

Dogs can be trusted. Sheep slightly less so as they are not malicious, but tend to have a hidden agenda. Cows are simply untrustworthy. To their credit, though, they're nowhere near the levels of pure evil caged in the flesh-bags we call horses. Fuck horses.

I agree, Irn Bru is the bomb... my bin is full of empty Irn Bru bottles .

Daystar Clarion:

When you think of Scotland, what comes to mind first?

Kilts?

Sean Connery?

Haggis?

What comes to my mind is Sean Connery wearing a kilt while eating a haggis and drinking Irn Bru.

Scottish enough? ;P

That stuff is very scarcely available in where I live, which saddens me greatly (it's also a lot more expensive here, but that doesn't matter, it's always worth the price).

Seriously, the next time I'll be visiting Scotland I shall be bringing lots of that stuff back with me.

Also, this thread is awesome. Except it made me yearn for Irn Bru again.

Damn you, Daystar!

i actually could never imagine living in an area deprived of Irn Bru, isn't that like against human rights or something? i think a charity is on order. a charity to provide people with the Bru the world over.