You kicked my heart in the ass

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Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

Did I read cats? I believe I did. They cure all ills:

That sucks :( Sorry to here that, but here:


I dare you to feel bad after this :D

Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

Also, Song of Storms Remix 10hrs because it's that damn awesome.

Hazy992:
That sucks :( Sorry to here that, but here:


I dare you to feel bad after this :D

God I love this video. Bison approves!

I couldn't think of anything so here is lawyer dog

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Fappy:

Hazy992:
That sucks :( Sorry to here that, but here:


I dare you to feel bad after this :D

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

Qitz:
Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

DrRockor:

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

That's what the videos perfect for.

Or if you need more drastic measures for funny, this guy ALWAYS cracks me up.

Hazy992:

Fappy:

Hazy992:
That sucks :( Sorry to here that, but here:


I dare you to feel bad after this :D

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

That was fucking horrifying!

Hello, Harley.

You have my sympathies, for whatever it's worth. Here you go.

Fappy:

Hazy992:

Fappy:

God I love this video. Bison approves!

Heavy approves M. Bison!

That was fucking horrifying!

Sorry but I think you misspelled magnificent.

Todays
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Harley Q,

You wanted to find fault so that you had something to blame your current heart break on? Well, this guy has admitted to enough faults for many lifetimes. Enjoy!

Qitz:
Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

Ow, I think something in my brain broke watching that..


Hope my sticky buddy here cheered you up or I'll have to go get the magic rubber fingers...

Break ups hurt, even the calm and quiet ones.

So here you go, this made me laugh a lot the other day and I hope it at least makes you smile a little bit.

Remember you are a beautiful person and there are other fish in the sea. Press X to Shaun.

Harley Q:
drinking a gallon of vodka

Not as helpful as one might hope unfortunately. Now whiskey on the other hand...

But seriously, it sucks, but it really comes down to powering through it. Find distractions like gaming (since you're on the escapist I can assume games are valid), movies, friends, ect. Big party type things aren't necessarily a good idea, because I know a lot of people that have tried something like that and end up doing something stupid because of it. Personally I like to go to the range and spend a few hours sending rounds down to blow off some steam. There's also working out until you can't move, or watching a good sitcom (I like Scrubs, and a friend will watch Friends when feeling down). Just find whatever helps and stick with it.

Harley Q:
Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

I'd forgo the vodka. After being dumped, a mishap with that stuff hospitalized me. I have no memory, and only know that was why because I went to another camp out the next week, and the alcohol was making me depressed, and with the atmosphere not being great, all I had to do was sit and reminisce. Didn't take long to figure it out after that.

Watch QI. lots and Lots and LOTS of QI. Not only does the sound of Stephen Fry's voice cure EVERYTHING, it's also educational (ish). What more could you want?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORoTCBrCKIQ

Qitz:
Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

Trippy, but doesn't come close to this.


Seriously, what the fuck film industry?

Been there, my friend. Even if it doesn't hurt straight away it hurts after time. You have my sympathy, and I even have a funny video for you to watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uErtxgLWg4&ob=av3e

Seriously, I whistle this in the shower. It's catchy and makes everything right with the world.

Harley Q:
Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

judging by your username and avatar i'ma say you're a girl, so what i recommend IS crying your eyes out it helps you get that out of the way fast and get over your ex significant other. Or you could do what you suggested get a bottle of vodka and bottoms up NOSTROVIA!!

Richardplex:

Trippy, but doesn't come close to this.


Seriously, what the fuck film industry?

God, now THAT takes me back, reminds me of Heffalumps and Woozles too.

Been there, my friend. Even if it doesn't hurt straight away it hurts after time. You have my sympathy, and I even have a funny video for you to watch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uErtxgLWg4&ob=av3e

Seriously, I whistle this in the shower. It's catchy and makes everything right with the world.

That sucks, as someone who...I think...is going through the same currently (gotta love uncertainty), this thread was kind of what I needed right about now...
http://trololololololololololo.com/
The above does help though, or at least it drowns out my flatmates getting drunk, which is sometimes the same.

DrRockor:
I couldn't think of anything so here is lawyer dog

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That is adorable beyond belief.

OT: Breaking up always sucks. At least it wasn't ugly, right? In the meantime:

Harley Q:
Long story short, I got dumped, yesterday, in what I can only describe as being broken up with in the nicest way possible. No arguments, accusations, just an honest discussion. Which is really annoying when you can't find fault in such a situation which makes you feel like you should be sobbing into chunky monkey ice cream and drinking a gallon of vodka. Now fellow escapists, this is a simple request from me to you, and I know that there are some hilarious people out there.

For The love of Thor, I need amusement, before I end up a pathetic sobbing mess with 12 cats and a brown sofa.

Well now... single you say *ahem* /straightenhair
Just kidding. My sympathies.
Here's the single most damn funny thing you will never forget.

edit: Unless by a random act of the cosmos, according to this post's title you have seen what I consider my most favorite movie of all time:

Oh, man. That sucks. Not even any cathartic yelling or anything, nothing childish to help you think "I'm better off without them"? Bummer.

Might I suggest running amok in a game? Maybe building something representative of them in Minecraft, and TNT it down? Or inventory in tons of wool, and set it on fire? Do something they always said they wouldn't do? Stumble?

Sorry, I heard someone say my name in the OP and became interested.
Ah, your Partner has left you and thusly you feel the need to leak water from your face and consume alcohol? That is not a grand situation to be in, indeed, for my luck with maidens has been foul of late. Apparently going out each morn and bashing people in the head with Hammers doesn't take into account HER needs...
I do believe I have the solution. If you require amusement...Hmm, What was it that bard of your world said? Ah Yes:
Chuga muga mead
And anutha muga mead
Chug anutha muga mead 'till you fall down
Chuga muga mead
And anutha muga mead
Chug anutha muga mead Warrior!
Yes, Simply get drunk and bash face in with hammers!
Its a wooooonderful feeling.
Thusly I hope to have aided in your problem. But if not, We on asgard have a saying:
"Who doesn't like cats?"

-Ezio-:
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Hah, all of his comics are brilliant.

I do recommend Persona and Ace Attorney ones, too.

DrRockor:

Qitz:
Ever sense someone linked that damn thing in a Facebook GameInformer group I can't stop enjoying it.

I feel like I'm on acid without needing to take it

Cyriak can murder my brain any time.

Look at this picture, it can make you smile.. :-)

http://www.nerdnirvana.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/a-few-goodmen.jpg

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