A Cat Jumps Out of a Cake...

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So for whatever reason or occasion, you get a cake. A cat bursts out of it, holding a sign. What does the sign say?

Ex. "you're adopted!"

Can't read sign.

Too busy strangling cat for ruining my cake.

The answer is simple:

Eat cat, read cake, keep sign as a pet.

You didn't see this image, by any chance, did you? =P

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Anyway, mine's would end up saying "This sign's going straight up your ass!" or something along those lines. And then I run. And I maybe grab the cake as well.

May I point you in the direction of the forum games section?

OT: The cat is a lie.
Shut up, Portal memes are still funny...

TheBobmus:
May I point you in the direction of the forum games section?

OT: The cat is a lie.
Shut up, Portal memes are still funny...

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:
The cat is a lie.
Shut up, Portal memes are still funny...

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

Can't worry about cat ..... there is cake to be eaten.

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:
The cat is a lie.
Shut up, Portal memes are still funny...

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

"Ha ha, I pooped in your cake!"

Fricking asshole cat.

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

I don't hate you.

wintercoat:

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

I don't hate you.

You too.

Termination for you too.

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

...

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TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

...

image

Nu huh, you're dead, you don't get to post anymore.

"Meow Meow,

Meow meow purr meow meow, meow meow meow hiss meow.

Meow,

Tibs."

It's your own fault you can't read cat.

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

No.

No they aren't

You're bad and you should feel bad.

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

Is it safe to say that this was not a triumph? Should I make a note here of it, regarding the lack of a true success?

Daystar Clarion:
Nu huh, you're dead, you don't get to post anymore.

I'm just getting started, Messr Clarion.

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake,
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

Is it a real cake? Cause if it is the cat would have been burnt to death. Just sayin'

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: Huge Success.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

...

image

Nu huh, you're dead, you don't get to post anymore.

Lilani:

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

That hurt.

However:
I'm not even angry.
And I'm being so sincere right now.

No.

No, we are not doing this.

Prepare for termination.

Is it safe to say that this was not a triumph? Should I make a note here of it, regarding the lack of a true success?

Don't you start...

Fuck it, termination for you too.

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
Nu huh, you're dead, you don't get to post anymore.

I'm just getting started, Messr Clarion.

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake,
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

Nooooooo, you're dead, you don't get to play anymore.

Muuuuuum! Bobmus is ruining everything!

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
Nu huh, you're dead, you don't get to post anymore.

I'm just getting started, Messr Clarion.

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake,
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

Nooooooo, you're dead, you don't get to play anymore.

Muuuuuum! Bobmus is ruining everything!

Ahem.

Believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And while you're dead I'll be still alive.
Still alive.

Still alive.

You see? I'm still alive. That's the whole point!!

Rawne1980:
Can't worry about cat ..... there is cake to be eaten.

You know what the cat did in that cake right?

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:

TheBobmus:

I'm just getting started, Messr Clarion.

There's no sense crying over every mistake,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of cake,
And the science gets done, and you make a neat gun,
For the people who are still alive.

Nooooooo, you're dead, you don't get to play anymore.

Muuuuuum! Bobmus is ruining everything!

Ahem.

Believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing science and I'm still alive.
I feel fantastic and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And while you're dead I'll be still alive.
Still alive.

Still alive.

You see? I'm still alive. That's the whole point!!

You're no fun.

I'm not playing with you anymore.

Daystar Clarion:
You're no fun.

I'm not playing with you anymore.

I take this to mean that I won. I accept your surrender.

Don't leave...

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
You're no fun.

I'm not playing with you anymore.

I take this to mean that I won. I accept your surrender.

Don't leave...

No, I just don't want to play anymore.

You weren't following the rules.

Daystar Clarion:
No, I just don't want to play anymore.

Sad penguin is sad you don't want to play anymore.
image
Look at that face!

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
No, I just don't want to play anymore.

Sad penguin is sad you don't want to play anymore.
image
Look at that face!

Penguins suck.

I'm outta here, and I'm taking my ball with me.

Daystar Clarion:
I'm outta here, and I'm taking my ball with me.

Fine. Take the ball.

You'll come back.

...

They all come back eventually.

Unrealistically, it'll say "Who the fuck put me in that cake?"

Realistically, it'll just had cakey paw marks and scratches on it... Cat's can't write or read :/

It would say. "Got your nose" and I would be on the egde on saying FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK but then I will look at the cat and get his balls cut off by a vet (I can't remember the word for it.)

Then I would cry for the cake and make a grave for it.

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
I'm outta here, and I'm taking my ball with me.

Fine. Take the ball.

You'll come back.

...

They all come back eventually.

That...was...AMAZING!!! it seems most threads i go on you're there to derail them Master Clarion, but major props to you Bobmus you made me want to listen to still alive

TheBobmus:

Daystar Clarion:
I'm outta here, and I'm taking my ball with me.

Fine. Take the ball.

You'll come back.

...

They all come back eventually.

You missed out on a perfect oppertunity to slip in a want you gone reference.

OT: My sign probably wouldn't be read because I don't overly like cake. I get custard tarts on my birthday. :D

'I owe you one cake'

And then I yell "GARFIELD".

This thread is full of win.

I would say the cat would be holding up a sign that says "Save Schrodinger's Cat"

ELCTea:
That...was...AMAZING!!! it seems most threads i go on you're there to derail them Master Clarion, but major props to you Bobmus you made me want to listen to still alive

Why thank-you kind sir, I aim to please!

Trippy Turtle:
You missed out on a perfect oppertunity to slip in a want you gone reference.

DAMNIT!! You make a very good point. Ah well.

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