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I've been four car accidents, and all but one were my squishy human body meeting the hard metal of the cars. The worse pain though is when a car nailed me in the side as I tried to cross a busy street. I bounced off, laid down on the ground stunned until the police officer trying to direct traffic around me told me that I just couldn't lay in the street where I was so he picked me up and tried to put me on my semi feet, then he tried to drag me out of the road, unfortunately my left leg went the wrong way. I've never been so happy for shock to set in as the cop draped me over a parked car and told me just wait a few more minutes for the ambulance to come. | |
Somehow the vertebrae in my neck got out of alignment and ended pinching the nerves in my spinal column, causing rather excruciating pain. The worst part, though, was that if I moved at all, even just a slight shift, the pain would spike up to being far worse, so I spent a couple of days doing my best to not move a muscle or I'd end up in agony. Protip: Staying absolutely still while in agony is not very easy. | |
I stood on a piece of Lego once... | |
Paper cut across the pupil. Someone swung a piece of paper in front of me and it neatly sliced through my cornea.I didn't need any serious medical treatment and it healed, but the pain... | |
Shattered my humerus(upper arm bone)in 8 pieces while snowboarding, fell down a crevasse, and hung upsidedown by my board until i was found 2 hours later.(insert 127 hours movie jokes here) on the trip down the mt to the hospital the paramedics couldn't find a vein to administer morphine so they just stuck it in my muscles.(which does absolutly nothing)all of this i could deal with, until two hefty nurses yanked my arm around while doing x-rays, thats when i cried like a baby. Then they gave me a little something called Dilaudid....which i highly reccomend. After surgery, 16 screws and a hockey stick shaped bar hold my arm together. | |
Mass Effect 3's ending. Seriously though, it was when the painkiller wore off after getting my wisdom teeth removed. | |
I was a target in a uniform, for the why. Upper left arm for the where (unfortunate, as my torso was very much armored against such a shot... but fortunate that it wasn't my face)... and at first it felt rather similar to being punched, not even terribly hard. More shock than pain with a slight numbness to it. Took a second for the pain to kick in, but I hardly noticed it over the adrenaline rush. It wasn't until after the bullet was out and the painkillers wore off that night that the pain was really bad. When it did get bad, it felt rather how I imagine stepping on a nail would be if your foot were already one giant bruise. | |
Bloody pulling my back on multiple occasions. It's just that initial moment when it goes that it hurts. "About to paint the last section of wall in a room" *Back goes* D= | |
Most pain i was in was when a part of my intenstines got messed up and they were forced to operate, however they did this one day after it had ruptured. So once i got at the hospital i got some morphin and from there everything is kinda muddy, although i was conscious when i entered the operating room which kinda looked like a morgue which freaked me out. Only good part of it was that my daddy smuggled in candy into the hospital for me, best candy ever! | |
I had an accident with a heavy ATV(500cc engine). It tipped over and I was crushed between it and the ground. I took all the impact with my right shoulder. Bone which goes from neck to shoulder got misplaced so it had to be put in place with HUGE metal bar which was drilled deep in to it from the tip of my shoulder. First night at the hospital wasnt that bad with all the painkillers but the first night at home... Weak painkillers didnt do a thing... I felt like my shoulder was on fire inside. And it lasted the whole night. | |
Like literally snapped in half? How the hell do you fix that? o_O | |
I've got a pinched nerve (currently dulled by some bitching meds) and its been the worst pain I've ever felt personally......aside from the point of impact when I got hit by a car. | |
The though of that is actually making me feel really queasy now. | |
My contact once dried out in my eye. When I went to take it out it tore my iris. Picture putting rubbing alcohol in your eye, continuously. | |
Yeah, as a result of having a slipped disc from cricket I now have sciatica. It gets pretty bad sometimes. Had to take 2 months off work a little while ago. But the pain I was describing was the alleged treatment... Sciatica is one of those things that unless you have it you just can't understand how painful it is. Well, until you meet someone suffering from it, so im sure you have some idea... | |
having not one but five injections in my left eyelid. did hurt. just a bit | |
Yeah, I got this too. Only I had them going up my colon and... Male part. You have never felt pain until your urethra turns against you. | |
Migraines man, fucking migraines. | |
Take morphine bribes from the doctor, Homer Simpson style! I have a toe story, too. I went on an eight mile walk, and my shoes were two sizes too small and I was carrying a very heavy bag. Long story short, my feet started killing me, but the trip overseers refused to let me walk without my shoes, despite the fact I've been walking barefoot over gravel since I was a toddler. I've got mad hobbit feet. Anyway, I pry off my shoes at the end of the day after limping home at a snail's pace. The toes are puffed up and bright red bruised, and my big toe it oozing blood. The underside of the nail had turned completely red. It took a year for all the blood to work its way out and another for the toe to stop looking weird. Due to a problem with the NHS being backed up like a porn star taking it doggy style and some very irresponsible behavior on my part, I had something to this effect:
This was infuriating. At first, pain killers would dull the pain. Regardless, I would find it very difficult to sleep, and when I woke up, I'd be in sleep paralysis with this agony in full swing. Then I'd get out of bed, storm downstairs. Then we'd be out of pain killers. What with school systems being touchy about dispensing pain medication, school was hell, and I'd just sit at the back of my lessons trying not to punch through my desk. Then the pain killers stopped working. Over the next week, I went skits. I still tried to get paracetamol and ibuprofen to work, and one day, my mum directed me to some pain medication. There on the table lay ibuprofen and paracetamol. But next to it? Next to it lay the prescription medication for my mother's back problem (which later had to be surgically corrected with bone grafts and shit, just to give you an idea) this was serious "omfg let's drug elephants" style pain medication. I took some. For an hour, nothing. Then it slightly dulled the pain, which comparatively was bliss. Then it knocked me out for three hours. When I woke up, no pain. I nearly converted to religion, I was so happy. Then my dental appointment came through, and all was well, and I was one filling happier. That said, don't get the wrong idea, my teeth are fine. I'm not going around with yellow lumps of mold for teeth, they look normal. Anyway, in the summer holidays I got stabbed in the leg. Punched the guy out and limped home, losing three pints or so of blood along the way. Poured vodka on it, etc. Bound it up, and stayed in bed for a week or so before taking it easy. Oh, then I was given a "Britain legal" butterfly knife for my birthday. What I did not know was that this meant the handles were spring loaded, so that you need two hands to pry it open. It closes very hard. I was taking it through exercises I'd looked up to loosen handles of knew butterfly knives. It snapped shut on my finger and cut it to the bone. After prying it out of me, and bleeding everywhere, I sighed, wrapped it up in toilet paper, put my hands in my jacket pockets, and went downstairs to seek help. My mum was on the phone, and I was like "yeah, I need some help", she was like "in a minute", so I said "take your time" A few minutes later, she puts down the phone, asks what's up, and I pull out my hand wrapped in dripping, blood soaked tissue. The look on her face made it all worth it. That said, it wasn't all that painful to me. I guess after a while, you get a threshold for coping with extended injury. | |
Stepped on a rusty nail. Hit my head on sharp metal, gave me an 8-stitch worth cut across my head. | |
Was it weepy? I imagine it was weepy. | |
Biggest amount of pain in shortest time, kick to the groin (Solve media: Pushy peas, well played solve media well played). | |
The thought of body parts getting slit and cut really really bothers me :/ | |
Well thanks for the correction there, I just assumed painkiller as it was after the operation and didn't give it much thought, I guess that just stuck with me. It would be shit if I was allergic to another drug, I thought the pain was normal... | |
When I was in kindergarden one of my fingernails got partially ripped off. The doc had to finish the job. That is so far back I can't remember if it was THAT painful, since I didn't even yell. Now, 2 years back my nose got broken. The surgeon had 2 give me 4 anesthetic shots, 2 in the nostrils, 2 in the cheeks. So, that shit hurts, especially the ones deep in the nose. When the last, right cheek, shot comes I am relieved it's the lat one. Then the mofo hits a nerve. I twitch into a joker grin and stay like that for a few minutes. Felt like lightning shot through my face. | |
i once had a stomach infection which made me feel like i had a stomach full of broken glass, lasted 3 days and couldn't eat anything, so on top of pain, i had hunger :( | |
Kidney stones, man. Imagine the worst pain you've ever felt. Now imagine that in your penis. | |
this one: i was a kid and the dog was seemingly young. but i am not afraid of dogs, i am just a bit more carefull around them since. and this for the lulz | |
Try having those on both your big toes. What made it worse was that it took a long time to get an operation (long booking) and when I do get it was too swollen to make it numb by injection so I felt what they did to my toes during the operation. Crying was ensure. | |
Either cracked ribs or chipping my elbow. I'll come back to this if I think of anything worse. The chipped elbow resulted in incredible pain for a good few hours... the cracked rib wan easy-to-deal-with pain for a good few weeks BUT if I took a breath of air any more than just a shallow inhalation - sharp-sudden pain flairs through my chest where it should be just the dull pain which was easy to ignore. Imagine for weeks on end having to think about your own breathing or you'll be in excruciating pain. | |
It's happened to me that much over the years that I really don't care anymore. The main issue I have is that I'm going to carry that scar for the rest of my life. Even that's just an irritation. That said, when I go into service in the Royal Marines, I'll probably happily pay for cosmetic surgery on any face scars I get. Face scars tend to be where their sexiness ends, guys. Edit: When I leave the service, obviously. I'm not taking time out from my duty, or spending leave having myself prettied up. I'd never hear the end of it, and knowing my luck, I'd just sustain another injury right after. | |
When I broke my leg, I didn't get taken to a doctor for three days, that was pretty excruciating...but the worst for me is probably getting my very knotted, very tightly done dreadlocks combed out at the hairdressers...that was about an hour and a half of pure agony! | |
That was the trippiest thing I ever did see. And I've tripped a chain of those infuriating spandex clad cyclists with a thumbs up. The fucking idiots. I'm a huge dog person. They love me so much! :D | |
I stepped on a lego. I win. | |
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Definitely the period pains I used to get when I was younger. It felt like someone had grabbed my stomach and was twisting it as hard as they could and then stretching it out as far as it could go. A close second was the ache in my teeth the day after I got braces on. I walked around with my mouth half open for three days because if I knocked my teeth against each other I felt like they were being ripped out.