Okay, I'm quite a whimsical guy, my fiancee always endearingly refers to me as a child in a man's body (I'm a man when it counts though, can I get a high five?).

I'm not naive, I know how cruel the world can be, but sometimes, I like to think things were different...

Which is why it's important that we laugh as much as possible.

I like to think the dinosaurs sacrificed themselves so that we, the mammals, could survive, and then avenge them :D

So, fellow escapists, do you like to playfully replace facts with hilarious non-truths?

_{This may explain why I make up so much bullshit in my food threads...}

Matthew94:
The first half of your post was as soppy as a banana sandwich dipped in tomato sauce and left balancing off a cliff.

That's nice dear.

How about actually making a relevant comment though? :D

Matthew94:

Daystar Clarion:

Matthew94:
The first half of your post was as soppy as a banana sandwich dipped in tomato sauce and left balancing off a cliff.

That's nice dear.

How about actually making a relevant comment though? :D

This thread is bad and you should feel bad.

Ok, I wish Daystars powers of derailing could work in real life.

It's a pity they only work in forums.

Too obvious man.

You need to be more subtle.

Hmm, don't Daystar's threads start off derailed anyway?
Anyway, you can have a high-five for whimsicality.

As someone who doesn't own a cat, I'd like to think that cats are secretly plotting to overthrow everyone stupid enough to fall for their tricks.
This is their plan.

You know how The Sun always has puntastic news headlines that just make you cringe? I like to imagine that they just have one guy who makes up all of them and he's absolutely loaded. He can usually be found on his yacht in St. Tropez surrounded by beautiful women and when they need a headline they ring him up.

I'm pretty sure derailing a Daystar thread will cause a blackhole. Please, don't do that.

I agree with Promethax, Digimon are pretty awesome. Especially in 'Tamers' were the main characters draws one up and it comes into real life, that'd be epic. (Maybe not so much if you are really crappy at drawing)

I make up a shit ton of bullshit during my life

Hazy992:
You know how The Sun always has puntastic news headlines that just make you cringe? I like to imagine that they just have one guy who makes up all of them and he's absolutely loaded. He can usually be found on his yacht in St. Tropez surrounded by beautiful women and when they need a headline they ring him up.

I want that to be true too.

So very much...

theparsonski:
I like to think that there are small tribes of pygmies living in Brian Blessed's beard who all sing in synchronisation with him, their combined voices giving him his remarkable booming bass. I also like to think that they talk to him at night, and fetch him snacks from the fridge.

That's awesome.

I wish my imaginary space empire was real. That would make things so much easier for me.

Redlin5:
I wish my imaginary space empire was real. That would make things so much easier for me.

Pfft.

Canadians will never rule anything.

Except Canada, and that's only because we gave it to you.

Daystar Clarion:

Redlin5:
I wish my imaginary space empire was real. That would make things so much easier for me.

Pfft.

Canadians will never rule anything.

Except Canada, and that's only because we gave it to you.

If it wasn't for us Germany might have kicked your asses.

And history will be the judge of Canadians. We might yet rise to rule you all!

For the time being I think we'll just be content to beat you all at hockey and be cordial to our neighbors though.

Redlin5:

Daystar Clarion:

Redlin5:
I wish my imaginary space empire was real. That would make things so much easier for me.

Pfft.

Canadians will never rule anything.

Except Canada, and that's only because we gave it to you.

If it wasn't for us Germany might have kicked your asses.

And history will be the judge of Canadians. We might yet rise to rule you all!

For the time being I think we'll just be content to beat you all at hockey and be cordial to our neighbors though.

Might, being the operative word :D

The only people who care about hockey are Canadian.

The same as only Americans care about Handegg.

Daystar Clarion:
Might, being the operative word :D

Well certainly without us France would have fallen. British tactics were, well, British.

When the Canadians planned an attack it turned out to be far more successful.

Keep in mind this was an army of volunteers, not a European guard of standing tradition or something. Yeah, we kicked ass.

You're welcome. Just let us know the next time those pesky Germans want to destroy freedom and liberty again; we'll fight your battles for you.

I wish the Cheshire cat was real :(

Redlin5:

Daystar Clarion:
Might, being the operative word :D

Well certainly without us France would have fallen. British tactics were, well, British.

When the Canadians planned an attack it turned out to be far more successful.

Keep in mind this was an army of volunteers, not a European guard of standing tradition or something. Yeah, we kicked ass.

You're welcome. Just let us know the next time those pesky Germans want to destroy freedom and liberty again; we'll fight your battles for you.

It's a testament to how well you were trained.

You're welcome :D

Daystar Clarion:
It's a testament to how well you were trained.

You're welcome :D

Nope, no credit to Britain for that training.

Redlin5:

Daystar Clarion:
It's a testament to how well you were trained.

You're welcome :D

Nope, no credit to Britain for that training.

Yes!

All the credit!

him over there:

Daystar Clarion:

Redlin5:
I wish my imaginary space empire was real. That would make things so much easier for me.

Pfft.

Canadians will never rule anything.

Except Canada, and that's only because we gave it to you.

We run the place better than any American could at least:

I don't even remember the last time I watched Home Movies.

Gotta be going on 10 years now...

him over there:

Daystar Clarion:

Redlin5:

Nope, no credit to Britain for that training.

Yes!

All the credit!

him over there:

We run the place better than any American could at least:

I don't even remember the last time I watched Home Movies.

Gotta be going on 10 years now...

Well good thing I bought the series box set. I thought it would be a fitting point of comparison considering you seem to be the McGuirk bringing liveliness to the infinite droves of Mr. Lynches on the escapist.

That's me alright.

Propping up my drunken fellow escapists in a Mexican bar in Mexico.

True story.

TopazFusion:
I wish laser guns were real. Those would be so awesome.

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As for the thread derailment . . .

Nothing is derailed unless I say it's derailed.

We're still on topic!