Inflammatory thread topic fight

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Daystar Clarion:
1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1. ThePS1Fan

2. Yes

3. That's a hard one. Uh, I'll say true. Yup definitely true.

i'm the lead writer for Bioware mass Efect and how the game ended was my proudest achievement! AMA (ask me anything) about why i purposfuly sabotaged what should have been one of the best games ever and feal fre to inquire about my more recent projects like the newly launched no half life 3, lets all be greedy as fuck publishers and ruflessly exploit consumers and ban the bronies projects. I will even talk about my religious and political views (I <3 Mit Romney and take the bible literally)
#YOLO

do I win? I even put some SPG mistakes in to really piss you off. I refuse to give into Daystar without a fight

"Indie Games: The Most Overrated Art House Crap-Shoots since E.T."

/b/ is great

I won.

My thread:
Gamer Entitlement and The Entitled Entitlists Who Entitle Themselves to Whatever They Feel Entitled to

"The reason why atheists are wrong."
"Origin will always be superior to steam [Poll]"
"[Arbitrary console A] stole [generic item B] from [Arbitrary console C]"
"How can I convince his girl to like me?"
"Men need to start treating us women fairly."

...

It can just go on.

Piracy is wrong. It's the same as theft and here's why.

No, not original. But damned effective. :p

Daystar Clarion:
'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

Do I win?

Throw in something about gays and the Star Wars trilogies (OT vs NT or similar), and you win.

Elate:
"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

WanderingFool:

Elate:
"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

It's true. The Escapist has been SO much more pleasant since religion stopped being the hot topic of conversation around here. Even the sexism threads can't seem to conjure up that level of vitriol.

Game Title: 'Marriange Simulator'
Game Permutations allows for the couple to be any combination of...

* Gay
* Incestual
* Inter-Racial
* Paedophilic
* Islamic/Atheist
* Illegal immigrant
* Furry
* Disabled
* Midget
* Communist

Teh Jammah:
Game Title: 'Marriange Simulator'
Game Permutations allows for the couple to be any combination of...

* Gay
* Incestual
* Inter-Racial
* Paedophilic
* Islamic/Atheist
* Illegal immigrant
* Furry
* Disabled
* Midget
* Communist

sorry, should add - written from a Bible Belt W.A.S.P. inflammatory PoV

Mass effect 3 was brilliant...tee hee

axlryder:

WanderingFool:

Elate:
"The reason why atheists are wrong."

Actually, you make a thread titled why Atheists are right, and you'll still get the same level of shit storm.

I think any thread that has religion as a topic is guaranteed to piss off everyone.

It's true. The Escapist has been SO much more pleasant since religion stopped being the hot topic of conversation around here. Even the sexism threads can't seem to conjure up that level of vitriol.

Alright, let me fix that.

"Religion. Discuss." Done.

Sean Hollyman:

Daystar Clarion:

Sean Hollyman:

1: Yes
2: Yes
3: Yes

There now is there anything else, o wise one

You got question 1 incorrect.

Nobody ever gets question 1 wrong...

Fine then.

I won't join it.

I'll break it...

why the fuck would you want to join the brovengers in the first place?

all they do is find the enemy and scream 'come at me, bro' at them in hopes they get scared and leave.

i will not tell you that this tactic is fucking stupid.
but i will tell you that having daily auditions for members in a closed community is not a very good sign of the quality and benefits of this coterie.

Sure, just make ANY post involving Religion and/or Human Sexuality, instant flames.

ThePS1Fan:

Daystar Clarion:
1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1. ThePS1Fan

2. Yes

3. That's a hard one. Uh, I'll say true. Yup definitely true.

Meh, close enough.

You're in.

How about:
'Is anyone else sick and tired of Daystar Clarion derailing threads?'
I kid, of course; he always makes me laugh with his glorious tangents.

"Why Blacks/Whites/Asians are scientifically inferior"

"If a ten year old girl consents, then why is it rape? Opposition to that is like opposing interracial marriage!"

"Why I hate Islam/Christianity/Judaism/etc"

Daystar Clarion:

Sean Hollyman:

Hazy992:
Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

1) Hank (alias: Macgyvercas)
2) Yes
3) Yes

Can I join now?

"What's the appeal of metal music?"

^ Obvious flame bait right? then how come

"What's the appeal of Justin Beiber"

isn't flame bait?

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.374964-I-got-friendzoned-by-a-circumcised-religious-communist-feminist-brony-who-loves-EA-and-hates-Valve

Can't wait to see what happens! I've given props to Daystar, so I didn't just steal his idea.

Well, Daystar Clarion made it so that any more answers to this thread are moot.

Once again Daystar's powers of thread derailing are demonstrated.
OT: Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black are the two greatest musicians of our time, EA have some of the best customer service I've ever come across, Adventure time is way better than MLP, Games aren't art and the PS3 is better than the Xbox.
Think I covered a fair few bases there.

'Deviant art is ONLY for porn.'
'Pony Fans are all gay'
'Minecraft is the most unimaginative game ever'
'The GFAQS forum is better than the Escapist'
'EA deserve our admiration and respect'
'Gabe Newel is a fucktard'
'The green lanturn movie was sheer brilliance'
'The avengers was total shit'
'Aquaman is better than Batman'
'Felicia Day is a talentless hack'
'There is no such thing as a good anime'
'God I miss Zeel'
'Canada would loose any war'
'Australia still is full of racist criminals'
'Dr who is for kids'
'Game of thrones is a blatent rip off of Will and Grace'
'Morgan Freeman's voice sounds like a cow puking up a lasagna'
'There is no place for females in gaming'

Daystar Clarion:

Sean Hollyman:

Hazy992:
Hmmm, well you do look fabulous in a t-shirt. OK!

How does one join the Brovengers

In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.

1: What is your name

2: Are you sure?

3: Are you super sure?

Master Clarion I wish to join the Brovengers!
1. I am Sir Ying Derpington
2. I am sure
3. I am more super sure then a paranoid panda isn't!

Daystar Clarion:
'I got friendzoned by a circumcised, religious, communist, feminist brony who hates Valve and loves EA'

With the exception of "Religious" and "Circumcised" you just described getting friendzoned by me.

Hazy992:
Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

This post. It made me very happy.
Can I have my t-shirt now?

Daystar Clarion:
In order to undertake the rigorous training it takes to join our order, you must first answer me these riddles three.
1: What is your name
2: Are you sure?
3: Are you super sure?

I anticipate you getting quoted a lot on this one post. This is why you never reveal the secret!
Edit: Haha it appears I was correct!

OT: Call of Duty is stupid, and everyone that likes it is a paedophile who deserves the death penalty.

'Brrrroooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonies.'

Ok, not my idea but as soon as I read that on the forums I knew flame wars would be inside.

"U R A PONYFAG LOL : An in-depth dissertation on how viewing children's TV shows increases the likelihood of homosexuality in males."

Macgyvercas:
snip

YingDerpington:
snip

Hell, why not.

The more bros, the better.

TheBobmus:

Hazy992:
Nah it's OK man, I don't want to force it on you or anything. TheBobmus said he wanted one so I'll give it to him.

This post. It made me very happy.
Can I have my t-shirt now?

It's in the post, it'll get to you eventually :D

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