Have You Ever Heard Your Roomie(s)...

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A couple of times.

The one that stands out to me is this

I lived in a house with some friends at the time. One of my roommates was sort of antisocial and he did not really hangout with the rest of us. He had the room next to mine. After a night of halo reach, I woke up some time past midnight from something loud. It took me a moment to figure out what it was. At first I was irritated because I thought he was watching porn at max volume while everyone was trying to sleep. I was about to yell at him when she started saying his name. I was shocked. I figured the best thing to was to go sleep on the couch in the basement so I could sleep and let my roomie have his moment.

JoesshittyOs:
Hold on one sec...
So the girl was cheating on her boyfriend?

Um... who are you talking to? The OP? Me? Another poster?

With no quotes included, it can be a bit hard to tell.

JoesshittyOs:
Hold on one sec...

So the girl was cheating on her boyfriend?

Not that I'm aware of. She just used a room that wasn't hers.

CODE-D:

soren7550:

CODE-D:

Can you guess who I am?

Hmmm... CODE-D, CODE-D, CODE-D...

... TeddyFuckspin? ithurtstopoop?

Cmon, its easy.
Its my name

Ah, ok I got ya. ;]
You're fart master! :D

Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.

I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.

No, but I hear my parents, my room being next to their and the wall being the equivalent of paper. I now know their schedule for it. Not really a big deal to be honest.

knock on the door and ask if you can join in. and no I never heard something like that.

The "open" gay guys in a very small town where I grew up were dating one another. Quite a few of my friends were interested in the two of them as a couple. I was there one night with another friend, sleeping in the living room, and all of a sudden we started hearing a little squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak.

We just had to larf.

We larfed about it the next day as well. It's only fucking, after all. And they tried so hard to be quiet about it.

malestrithe:
Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.

I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.

Sorta... nullifies the nice part right out considering you'd fuck your roommates girlfriend, wouldn't you say?

soren7550:
I hear a rubbery snap (at that point I'm fairly certain what's going on)

If I were the chick I'd be looking at taking a morning after pill, and maybe an STD check depending how well she knew the guy.
In my experience, hearing anything rubbery going "snap" prior to sex is cause for concern.

Outside my experience, you might expect to hear a rubbery snap if "playing doctor" or other fetishes involving latex/rubber are involved.

game-lover:

malestrithe:
Unlikely for me. With my luck, I'd be the one banging my roommate if it were a girl or my roommate's girlfriend.

I'm not saying that to brag. It's just that I tend to be a nice guy and some women equate nice with being interested. As a guy, I'm not going to turn down offers of sex.

Pretty much nullifies the nice part right out considering you'd fuck your roommates girlfriend, wouldn't you say?

Maybe not nice for him, but it would be for her.

I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

I sleep with a non married christian and people have heard us lemme tell ya.

Oh yeah. Threw a bucket of bouncy balls at them because they were loud as hell. Needless to say, my roommate bought a lock afterwards.

Regnes:
I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

stevewana:

Regnes:
I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

It's just very erotic to me when I hear an attractive girl I know get shagged, I've even seen loads of naked pictures of my Sister in all sorts of manners, so it really helps plant this image in my mind.

She starts moaning, louder and louder, I just think of how she's getting pumped at that very moment, images of what I know she looks like naked pop into my head, OHHHHHHHHHH and I would come so fast.

Sometimes I would just get the urge to burst into the room, OH YEAH OH OH OH AHHHHHH!!! Before they even have time to properly react, YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

Regnes:

stevewana:

Regnes:
I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

It's just very erotic to me when I hear an attractive girl I know get shagged, I've even seen loads of naked pictures of my Sister in all sorts of manners, so it really helps plant this image in my mind.

She starts moaning, louder and louder, I just think of how she's getting pumped at that very moment, images of what I know she looks like naked pop into my head, OHHHHHHHHHH and I would come so fast.

Sometimes I would just get the urge to burst into the room, OH YEAH OH OH OH AHHHHHH!!! Before they even have time to properly react, YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

It happened all the time at uni, was never anything more than funny and nobody I lived with was particularly shy about it. We were all having sex and the walls of the house we lived in were thin; it was just part of life.

One morning we were all sat around watching TV and this lass one of my friends had bought over for the night wanders in looking all coquettish and says something to the effect of "sorry if we were noisy last night". Not one of us had heard a thing so we all sort of shrugged and said no they didn't. This weird look of disappointment flashed across her face just for a second. She sat down and had a brew then went back upstairs where, not five minutes later, we could all hear his bed banging against the wall and her wailing away like a god-damn cat in heat. He must have enjoyed the show because it didn't last for long...

Regnes:

stevewana:

Regnes:
I would just pretend I couldn't hear it, that way they would be much more comfortable doing it near me since they think I can't hear it, providing me with many enjoyable masturbation sessions. I remember going wild whenever I heard my Sister having sex, just make sure you finish before they do.

not to judge you but, Dafuq did i just read

It's just very erotic to me when I hear an attractive girl I know get shagged, I've even seen loads of naked pictures of my Sister in all sorts of manners, so it really helps plant this image in my mind.

She starts moaning, louder and louder, I just think of how she's getting pumped at that very moment, images of what I know she looks like naked pop into my head, OHHHHHHHHHH and I would come so fast.

Sometimes I would just get the urge to burst into the room, OH YEAH OH OH OH AHHHHHH!!! Before they even have time to properly react, YEAAAAHHHHH!!!

That is..... interesting.

Please, go on.

*runs*

Not my roomies per-se but after my graduation after party a group of us went to a friends house as none of us were in a state to drive. Everyone crashed in the living room on mattresses and fell asleep instantly so my girlfriend and I decided to have a cheeky make out. After about half an hour we paused after hearing noises and our friends who were dating were just going at it, literally right next to us. They were still really pissed so they were struggling to keep it quiet. It got so bad that I just sat up and said, "stop fucking I need to piss". I went to the bathroom and by the time I got back they were asleep.
I still laugh at them now ;)

yep, heard just about all of my friends/they've heard me in almost every room (there were 7 of us). Also if you ever stay in a hostel you will hear, see, be in the top bunk trying to sleep. They can be noisy and awkward, but hilarious at times too. I once heard a guy in a tent next to me at a campsite asking the girl he brought back to 'bite his nipple' me and the occupants of about 5 tents surrounding it burst out laughing. When we hear each other we used to play 'I've just had sex' by the lonely island really loudly then once the song finished we'd all shout 'finish her' and then bring them a victory sandwich

Yus... all the time... in fact I can hear them right now... looks like I'm sleeping on the couch tonight...<.<

Regnes:

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

she might be an exibitionist and likes the idea of you as an audience rather then a participent.

as i am currantly studying for a degree in psycology i would love to be able to study your sexual attraction to your sister, does it extend to other family members? how much older then you is your sister? were you two close while you where growing up?

Regnes:

stevewana:

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

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Anywho...I have a rather funny story to contribute.

When I was a younger lad, I spent the night at the house of a friend who had British parents. That night taught me a few things about the British:

*They're obsessed with vitamin pills and early bed times

*They lose their goddamned minds over anything vintage (their household housing classic editions of Moby Dick, top hats [which the guy said had belonged to his great grandfather, and in which the guy's dad had taken a shit when younger] and full portraits of their ancestors)

*A British mother and father will have no qualms about going the fuck at it while their son's friend is over for the night

Needless to say when I woke up in the morning and peered my head out into the hallway I copped a faceful of pasty, British ass slinking seductively back into the bed-chamber of his (visibly) naked missus.

I'm extremely proud to be a part of the British Commonwealth, because there's nobody else like the British.

Regnes:

stevewana:

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

Please.... Please stop now.... For our sanity. That's something I advise on keeping to your self.

Regnes:

stevewana:

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away.

I love how you wouldn't care so much about the fact your twelve year old sister is being deflowered at such a young age and there is a good chance the sex isn't consented and instead you'd just get horny.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry over that.

Pegghead:
, because there's nobody else like the British.

there's the Australians, we are like fake British just without the funny accent.

if in your post you replaced top hat with akubra and pasty british ass with sun tanned beerbelly and you could be talking about the average Australian household.

Yyyyyyyep. I was sitting in the living room reading, and I started becoming aware of noises going on in the other room. Once I drew myself out of my book, I became aware of what those noises were. Fun times!

Yes, they came in drunk made alot of noise waking me up (i let it slide), then they got into bed and started making more noise so i banged on the wall, they got the hint.

Yes.

I have heard my flatmates fucking before. The worst, by far, was hearing spanking.

I live with one of my elder sisters and her bloke.

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Regnes:

stevewana:

if i heard my sister having sex i would be traumatized, most because she's 12 and lives across town from me buti would also be traumatized because SHE"S MY SISTER.

in order to remain non judgemental i have to say, have you ever thought that she was perhaps being loud of perpose, perhaps hoping you'd hear it.

I would be pretty turned on if I had a twelve year old sister and she decided to shag some guy so audibly with me only a short distance away. Not that I would ever seek that sort of thing, but if it was right on my doorstep I wouldn't argue.

I don't think my Sister would try and make me hear her, she's pretty open and experimental with weird things, if she wanted me, she probably would have made more of a move than this. The closest I've been to being sexually active with my Sister is when I found one of her toys and sucked on it for like five minutes. Also maybe wearing some of her thongs when she's gone. My favourite one has this big heart shaped hole right where her private bits would be tucked away, I found interesting uses for this one.

Troll is Trolling.

If not?

You need help.

To be honest, me and my girlfriend are probably the cause of most such noises in our house. She can get a little... enthusiastic. In our last house there was an incident when the housemate downstairs started bashing on the ceiling with a broom because we were making a racket.

The girl in the room next to us has a boyfriend who visits occasionally, though they rarely seem to get up to much and the one time we know they did, my girlfriend and I could barely stop sniggering. I heard people far more often in first year because because the walls in halls of residence are about as thick as cardboard. Doesn't particularly bother me, I just get on with it and maybe put in my headphones.

im the only girl in the house and my boyfriend, i and my roomates are quite chill about it. Many jokes are had.

No, but if I ever do, I promised to blast Yakkity Sax or Chacarone as loud as possible.

We heard them have sex, we heard them fight, we heard them attack each other.

General thing is you just ignore it and don't speak of it. Everyone is entitled to sex in their own damn place. Unfortunately, that place can be just 1 paper thin wall away from yours, but they would give you the same courtesy so.

Yep. Last year, I lived with two girls, sharing a flat, and we had extremely thin walls. The girl in the room next to mine, French no less, regularly had her boyfriend round, so late at night while I was playing games or trying to work in myroom I would hear them doing it. Fairl often during the daytime too. And this girl, she was pretty damn loud... Still, it wasn't so bad. I'd usually ignore it or just go out to the kitchen or the living room (where I couldn't hear) and stick a film on or play the Xbox or eat. No biggie.

Though at the place I lived before that, I'm still not sure if I interrupted another housemate having sex with his girlfriend, in my own bathroom, or if it was perfectly innocent. Again, not a big deal, but still, I wonder... :P

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