Seņor largepenis
Bigdick Gigglefist IV esquire
I could go on and on all day.

Pop culture title: The Dude.

My title: The Heaz

The Marquess of Fantalier.

Put up fists...but only by the rules.

Grand Annoying Voice.

Hafrael.

Though it seems a bit redundant

Deux Ex Machina.

Magnificent Bastard!

The Boogey man of the Western province

Theres a club

Member of the PC Gaming Master Race

or

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

Headsprouter!
He actually sprouts in place of your head!

PsychicTaco115:

JordanXlord:

The Evil Mastermind behind the Bacon-Grenade

That was you!?

Do you have any idea how many lives were lost in the War!?

Vegans/Vegetarians would commit hari-kari to rid themselves of the meat!

Dear sir... Could I buy the patent rights? :D

you may my good sir

I have 10 Warehouses of the Damn things

I call myself with the "Title" of "Emperor" but most of my followers know me as "God"... Figures...

Hollyday:
since my real-life name is Lady Jocasta DeVillenueve III, adding another title would just be vulgar darling.

Any relation to the admiral?

My title Dominus, nice simple roman goodness.

Cap = rise and shine, lovely

He Who Standeth in front of the Telly When Thy Favorite Programme Airs.

Or, as Captha says: Death Key.

Smart Person Who Doesn't Pay For Services That Are Unnecessary, Available Free(And Legally) Elsewhere, Or Both, Because I don't Have A Misplaced Sense of Loyalty To A Site That Doesn't Mind Subjecting Me To Ridiculously Intrusive Ads Simply Because I've Seen How They Handle Money And I Don't Want Them Having Any Of Mine.

Catchy, right? Didn't even have to pay for it.

EDIT: Since I feel like kind of a buzzkill, I offer this alternate title:

Sir Bacon-Fist of Fisterly Castle.

The SMT MS Painter

y'know...on account of doing all those MS Paint MegaTen comics :P

"The Metrosexual Messiah"

....Only that's really a misnomer.

Insufferable Clever Clogs

The "Arch-Shifter" as in, the most powerful shapeshifter.

Either that or "Wrangler of booms"

Matt, The Supposedly Widely Misunderstood Though Very Much Interesting When You Get To Know Him (Or Not)*

*"(Or Not)" is supposed to be included

JoJo:
we all know that also means something downstairs is bigger too ;-)

Is it your ego?

OT: I have no need for silly titles, that would be my title.

clever and witty things here

lRookiel:

Tom Milner:
"your commander in chief"

"master of disaster"

anyone who gets the references gets an epic cookie ^^

I'm sorry but as the cookie guardian of the escapist, I'll be taking that cookie regardless of who gets the reference.

*Snatches cookie, throws it in vault*

....right.

that aside, does anyone get it? or do i have to tell you lot?

+1 internets to person who does (NO SNATCHING, THIS ONE IS GENUINE >:U)

They call me.... the quiet one.

Ya know, cuz I'm a man of few words(most of the time, anyway)

Trianglutatron Of Despair

I´d say something along the lines of
"The background person and a grey voice in a sea of gray voices"
It`s always great to be positive.

The Man who is a Man of great worth of Manliness who also is actually a Man.

Also, "he's a human male."

The Doctor. Just...the Doctor.

The Destroyer of Worlds, Daddy Fantastic or Two-Bears-High-Fiving

Supreme Legomancer, in reference to my proficiency with the bricks.

hmm title? ooh i got one!

Digital Sushi's Love Slave!

;)