2nd Cannibalistic Attack in the US in a week

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http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2012/05/31/maryland-man-arrested-after-admitting-to-killing-eating-roommate

Another day, another report of a horrifying cannibalistic attack. Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Maryland man was arrested Wednesday for killing and eating the brain and heart of his roommate...

...The alleged killer admitted to chopping up his roommate with a knife and eating his heart and part of his brain in Joppa, Md., about 17 miles northeast of Baltimore. According to arresting documents, police found two metal tins containing a human head and hands in the basement of Kinyua's home.

Man flesh is too gamey for my tastes.

Captcha: finger lickin good...um...guys...I think Captcha wants to eat us.

My city is near Joppa D: I gotta start barricading my house now...

Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

I won't last a day on my own, I can guarantee you that. I guess if I run really quickly, I could make it into the navy base near my house before they close the doors.

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

It has begun...
Come to NZ and be safe!

Doclector:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Maybe Max was wrong! Maybe they can use tools! Maybe they... learn!

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Glad I live far away from America. Hopefully when you guys are all killed by zombies the virus doesn't cross the ocean.

Mind you a zombie can survive being washed away by the oceans currents...

Nouw:
It has begun...
Come to NZ and be safe!

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

lRookiel:
You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

Luftwaffles:

Nouw:
It has begun...
Come to NZ and be safe!

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

I suppose there is a risk of zombie sheep/cow. Oh god, that would be terrifying.

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

I live in a village populated by farmers/hunters and old wealthy people, they basically have forts for houses!

I would just eliminate the elderly and take their fort houses + weps :3

lRookiel:

Doclector:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Maybe Max was wrong! Maybe they can use tools! Maybe they... learn!

*slaps* DAMMIT MAN, MAX IS NEVER WRONG!

Also, they arrested him. I think they'd have trouble with the reading of rights and stuff...

Nouw:

Luftwaffles:

Nouw:
It has begun...
Come to NZ and be safe!

Dont bring the infection here, are you crazy?

Brb buynig a ruger mini14.

I suppose there is a risk of zombie sheep/cow. Oh god, that would be terrifying.

Brb, getting a plane ticket to antartica via chch.

lRookiel:

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
You can't be sure Hazy, Umbrella has it's ways....

>.>

<.<

Well I hope you've got a zombie survival contingency plan just in case! They said I was mad wasting thousands of pounds on zombie survival kits, but I'll show them. I'll show them all!!!

I live in a village populated by farmers/hunters and old wealthy people, they basically have forts for houses!

I would just eliminate the elderly and take their fort houses + weps :3

Oh yeah, all the farmers are gonna be packing heat aren't they? That's not to mention the farming equipment! I like your style!

..Yep, America definitely has a case of zombie apocalypse impending.

Be a gent and close your borders before the res-..

...

Wait, didn't Canada have a gay porn star cannibal just recently too?

Oh god.

Only in america would we concider a mentally insaine guy using a knife to kill his roomate and eat his enternal organs a "Zombie"

Keep your zombie virus shit in the US please.

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

You know, i hear human meat tastes like pork

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

well have fun with your 28 weeks later scenario

mean while I am gonna start preping for my zombie survival plan

gather up canned food and my knife collection and drive to northern Maine and live on a small island up there with some ppl I know who live on the island and have a fishing boat

why maine the coasts are mostly steep and rocky (no sea zacks) the population is small (less zack overall) and its cold (zacks freeze solid)

and no I will not say where in maine I dont want you guys coming up and mooching pillz and supplys

Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

Either there's some kind of cover up utilising "so ridiculous it must be true" tactics, or this is the wierdest week of news in history. Naked man bites face off-high on bath salts. That's a headline from my surreal dreams, right there.

Although, to be fair, I know a couple of people who tend to get awful bitey when they're drunk, so maybe bath salts can lead to cannibalism, who knows.

...Jesus Christ! Why not just shoot them and save everyone some time?! ...What?

Pinkamena:

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

I had a weird inkling to kill off humanity the other day, so I fired up pandemic 2. I, for the first time, had no problem with Madagascar. I guess that's fate poking me with a stick.
OT:Has this man been in contact with anyone from Florida lately? Also, they are blaming the Florida zombie on.... bath salts?

Supermarket maybe a minute's jog from my house, easily barricadable, plenty of supplies and onsite fuel station. There's a car dealership and doctor's office within half a mile too.

Also, I'm not in America, that helps my chances.

I blame rock & roll, Grand Theft Auto AND those lewd and terrible Disney films! MANKIND'S TIME HAS COME!

Only, I jest, truly.

Doclector:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Thing is, the two cases aren't connected. They'd be more local.

And besides, the victim was chopped up. Zack's usage of weaponry and tools is haphazard at it's very best, making this likely to be an all too human case of cannibalism.

EDIT: I just read that. Damn I need to lay off the max brooks...

Either that or Umbrella sent one of their clean up crews/hit squads to kill all witness' and cover up the truth.

OT: I doubt it's like the first one, this guy used tools on his roomate so I doubt it's a zombie problem. I'll be honest, if it's the start of a outbreak I'm fucked, pure and simple.

Stupid bath heads.

and then there's the guy in New Jersey who threw his organs at police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html?ref=mostpopular

"Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed."

Ya freakin think!?

Stupid zombies, they're (usually) the only ones thick enough to get caught. I've been doing this for ~ centuries and not once have I had human law enforcement on my tail.

Xan Krieger:
and then there's the guy in New Jersey who threw his organs at police

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/29/wayne-carter-threw-intestines-at-officers-stabbed-self-new-jersey_n_1554126.html?ref=mostpopular

"Heinemann said he believes that drugs or mental illness may have led to the horrific incident, but those details haven't been confirmed."

Ya freakin think!?

Yeah, that one just made me go WTF for several minutes in my head.

The really gruesome one though is the Texas woman who ate her infant son's brains. Not even kidding. I would have hated to be the person on the scene to that crime.

Blobpie:
You know, i hear human meat tastes like pork

In a Cracked.com article about serial killers, one guy who killed and ate his victim said humans taste like tuna. Here's hoping we don't find out for sure.

Okay, now I'm getting a little worried.

Police: Woman killed her infant, ate part of brain

Doclector:
Just googled it up a little, and apparently, the first dude (the naked one) was high on a drug based upon...bath salts.

The "bath salts" appelation is street slang, like "weed" and "blow". It's got nothing to do with actual bath salts (like Epsom salts).

Pinkamena:

Hazy992:

lRookiel:
Genuinely starting to get concerned now, this is how it starts, the odd one here and there, next thing you know you are dealing with the hordes....

Don't worry we're an island, if shit goes down we just close the borders :P

Reminds me of Madagascar in Pandemic... "President Madagascar! A man in Brazil is coughing!" And then they shut down their harbor. Fucking pricks.

Haha Pandemic is awesome. The game doesn't make much sense.

I like the strategy of having nearly no symptoms until I'm in every country and then using all my saved up points to make the disease mutate something horrible like kidney failure that kills everyone. Bit weird that it mutates the disease across the entire world.

Though usually yeah, Madagascar is all that's left, and they get to inherit the earth. Everyone in the future will be descended for the people of Madagascar lol.

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