[totally dumb comment, sorry :( ] This is what happens when your country censors the internet, adults can't even recognize sex toys! [/embarassed]
To think that just 15 minutes ago I read a story about a 9 year old Chinese immigrant who graduated high school at 7 and became the youngest person to ever attend University of Chicago's medical school.
Hilarious mistake xD. Now I'm wondering what the actual mushroom looks like...
like a male sex toy
"the virginus maximus is known to grow in dark places and apartments of lonely virgins"
So that's where I left it!
OT: Considering where it was found - underground by people who probably didn't know such things even exist - and how it could look somewhat like a mushroom if you miss a few things, I guess it's sort of an understandable mistake. Still hilarious.
That's the same family, but not the right one.
This is the one she thought it was:
I love that a whole bunch of dudes were sitting around the thing in a bucket, calling in a reporter, staring at it, before she ever got there, and everyone makes fun of only the reporter...
I agree. I'm curious to know WHO called and told them this was a sex toy. The reporter didn't know, and, obviously, the people that found it didn't know either. Also, the people that found it thought it was important enough of a find to call a news crew. I wonder what they thought it was.
You, person reading this right now, follow OPs link and start the video. Trust me, it'll be worth it.
Okay, so at about :39 we can see the gentlemen handling the object. Funny, right? It gets better.
At about :54 it becomes blindingly obvious that this is a masturbation sleeve, with a vagina on one side and an anus on the other. Silly, right? It gets better.
Seconds later, at :59, the reporter comments that upon touching it - and indeed, there were many men and probably a few woman touching and holding the wet sex toy - it is very smooth, and feels rather like meat. Still gets better!
No, the best part is at 1:53. Okay, I'm a simple man who's spent too much time on the Internet, but that line is still the funniest damn thing I'd seen all day.
And finally, the cherry on our sundae: 2:00, when she comments how the discoverer was going to keep the "slimy meaty object" for the weekend before following up with experts.
Too be fair how many of us actually know what sex toys for men look like? I know I've never seen one...aside from your occasional blonde :P