Stupid things you hate about countries

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also..greece...
how hard can it be to make toilets that i can actually flush the paper down?(being a spoilt westerner ill sooner shit in the woods than have to put me used paper in a wee lil bin next to the toilet)(tho i spose trying to keep a straight face as the maid comes in every morning to change said wee lil bin made me feel lots better about my job)

Ickorus:
Americans: Stop putting stupid people in charge of your country.

That's not us, that's the private interest groups. Look up "electoral college" and you'll realize what a sham the whole voting process here is.

My complaint? Hmmm, not a lot really, I like other countries cultural idiosyncrasies, they're very endearing.

Eh, I dunno, mexico? Seriously Mexico, get your shit together and just napalm the FUCK out of all the drug lords hiding in those jungley areas. Either that or join our state of the union so the National Guard can help you out with it,. we got state-o-the-art tanks n' drones! Plus we won't have that whole border issue anymore if you were with the U.S. of A.

ElPatron:
UK: does London have ANY trashcan? Do you people eat your trash or just throw it to the ground? Because it's really stinks when you are walking ALL day with a bag full of your own litter until you get to the inn's trashcan.

Heck, I asked a airport employee where were the trashcans and not even the people that work there can remember where they are.

Yeah, I live in the UK and this annoys me too. The reason for the lack of rubbish bins is (mostly) because the IRA used to leave bombs in them. (They were jokers like that.) So bins were removed from every airport and train station in the country, and a lot of other public places too. Public bins were starting to reappear... right before the War On Terror began. At which point they all vanished again.

We Brits only know one way to deal with terrorists: Remove all the bins!

Tuesday Night Fever:
I can't say there's really anything in particular that bugs me about any specific foreign country.

But there's A LOT that bugs me about my country, the United States. If I were to create a list it'd probably be close to the length of an average novel. So in the spirit of brevity...

I'd don't care what you say, government... PIZZA IS -NOT- A VEGETABLE!

Y'know, I hate when this bullshit gets spouted. Congress did not declare pizza a vegetable! They made it so that the tomato sauce used on the pizza counts as one serving of vegetable so that schools in poorer districts could come up with the legally required 'balanced lunch' without having to take money out of other areas to cover the cost. Pizza also counts as a serving of dairy and grain(and protein if it's the kind with some type of meat on it), you gonna go spouting off that "OMAGOD PIZZA'S MILK AND BREAD NOW!!!1!!!11!" too? It really pisses me off. Congress goes and does something useful and get called idiots for it.

OT: America Y U NO get over the whole gay thing?!

Hollyday:

OT Mine's a continent-wide annoyance. Why can no one outside of the UK queue properly? Italy, Scandanavia, all the countries I've visited/lived in have some serious queuing problems. They'll push right in front of you without batting an eyelid. I just can't understand how hard-faced you'd have to be to do that! And when they're forced to queue (like at an airport for instance) they have NO concept of personal space. The amount of times I've been in a slow moving queue and the people behind me have stood so close they're actually touching me is unbelievable. Eugh!

There is a simple answer to that. You brits simply have an amazingly well developed queueing culture. Coupled with good manners and general friendliness this makes the UK a great place to visit.
You can pack your tube cars to the limit and still manage to respect each others personal space, it's glorious to observe by an outsider.
Lack of bins and constant security checks are one of the downsides, but I prefer that to bombs.

The Plunk:
Why must Scandinavians be so bloody patriotic on the internet? OK, we get it, Sweden, Norway and Denmark are probably the best countries to live in at the moment, but do you really have to post "NORDIC PRIDE" on everything related to Scandinavia?

Being from Denmark myself I hate this as well. It's like some people go "Weee, we live in a country." Yeah big deal so does everyone else. I try to avoid those national colonies on the net and can't help to wonder why people do it. Language barriers may be one reason, history another. Denmark has a history of getting our arses kicked so many times by the Germans, the Swedish and the English that we feel the need to stick together.
Swedish and Dutch people tend to do the same sometimes, but not nearly as much as Danes.

One annoyance I have with people from the US is that they tend to consider the internet as their own backyard. It's kind of cute when people genuinely get amazed that other countries exists. Impractical when it's assumed that 2PM is a universal measure of time. Especially keeping in mind that you guys have 3+ time zones.

Syzygy23:

Ickorus:
Americans: Stop putting stupid people in charge of your country.

That's not us, that's the private interest groups. Look up "electoral college" and you'll realize what a sham the whole voting process here is.

Not gonna lie, I knew that already but enjoy pointing out how thick your government is whenever possible.

It's pretty similar over here in England though a bit less obvious, all the major politicians went to the same schools and hung around with the same people.

It's quite sad how much of a farce democracy is, we're only really given the illusion of choice.

Why the Boris Johnson hate, he may be ridiculous, but damn he's mostly honest and that's as good as it gets when it comes to politicians

Start with my own.

England, why all the camera, I don't feel safe I feel like I'm going to get arrested for some ridiculous law.

England again, There's a reason that thousands of people started rioting, they can't all be criminals something is wrong accept it

Scotland, you're part of the UK deal with it, don't screw it up for the rest of us

Mainland Europe, I want a nice cup of tea please learn

America, you have way too much religion stop that

America again, you know that sex that people do sometimes, well yeah it is a health risk cover it with health care

France, just France (it's drilled into us to dislike France)

Vault101:

Vanitas likes Bubbles:
I'm going to have a crack at my home country. Why is Australia so against multiculturalism? Some people like it but some people have vast hatred with people from other countries. Why? It's not like they're invading or anything.

haha..thats funny..I saw an online add for a show on ABC called "drunk, dumb and rasict" or somthing

but yeah...we are "kinda" racist...not KKK levels but theres a little bit there

I think there is more than we want to recognise. Actually scratch that, I think that we know that we have a racism problem but simply choose to ignore it. Sometimes I honestly think people are as bad as the KKK just without the costumes. The Cronulla Riots spring to mind immediately because it was the focus of the show you mentioned. Remember the text messages that were found on most of the arrested rioters?

"This Sunday every Fucking Aussie in the shire, get down to North Cronulla to help support Leb and wog bashing day...Bring your mates down and let's show them this is our beach and they're never welcome back"

Oh and:

"Just a reminder that Cronulla's 1st wog bashing day is still on this Sunday. Chinks bashing day is on the 27th and the Jews are booked for early January"

I love how they have chucked in some anti-semitism as well. Love me some bogans...

The Artificially Prolonged:
Argentina - Enough with the Falklands already. You never owned it, it belongs to the UK fairly and the people who actually live there don't want you. Get over it.

Scotland - Enough with the English bashing. We get it, you don't like us. Hurry up get your independence so you can shut up about it.

Very much agree with your first one, especially when they spout the 'Give peace a chance' motto while being the aggressive ones.

We will not hear the end of Scottish independence, Salmonman wants to keep the British monarch as Scottish head of state which is rather fair since the Queen is monarch of Scotland already.

My own country: England, why must you contain people like Nick Griffin?

Ireland, why does everyone love you when you had the IRA, a terrorist organisation that killed people yet isn't as hated as Al-Quaeda and even got funding from that 'Enemy of Terror' the USA.

USA: Why did you fund a Republican group and not realise they were terrorists? The American Taxpayer may not realise that their money helped fund terrorist attacks in the past.

CruisingForBiddies:

I think there is more than we want to recognise. Actually scratch that, I think that we know that we have a racism problem but simply choose to ignore it. Sometimes I honestly think people are as bad as the KKK just without the costumes. The Cronulla Riots spring to mind immediately because it was the focus of the show you mentioned. Remember the text messages that were found on most of the arrested rioters?

"This Sunday every Fucking Aussie in the shire, get down to North Cronulla to help support Leb and wog bashing day...Bring your mates down and let's show them this is our beach and they're never welcome back"

Oh and:

"Just a reminder that Cronulla's 1st wog bashing day is still on this Sunday. Chinks bashing day is on the 27th and the Jews are booked for early January"

I love how they have chucked in some anti-semitism as well. Love me some bogans...

are they fucking serious?....

I will say (and I can't stress this enough that I'm not condoning what happned)

but I can kind of see why this happened, around that time there was still this fear of "muslims" in particular...things like burkas and all that I think (obviously 9/11 had something to do with it)

this Idea that they were secretly infiltrating our country...and soon were going to force our women to wear burkas and have under sharia law with the Taliban..and the media didn't exactly help, its ridiculous to think now but when I was a kid and with my parents....."they should all be bombed" wasn't anything odd (in defense my mum isnt racist...its the religion/culture thing..not saying its ok...well...I'll stop talking)

so thats one thing..but these messages are just pure racsim...and I'm actually a little surprised

then again...not really

Vault101:
are they fucking serious?....

I will say (and I can't stress this enough that I'm not condoning what happned)

but I can kind of see why this happened, around that time there was still this fear of "muslims" in particular...things like burkas and all that I think (obviously 9/11 had something to do with it)

this Idea that they were secretly infiltrating our country...and soon were going to force our women to wear burkas and have under sharia law with the Taliban..and the media didn't exactly help, its ridiculous to think now but when I was a kid and with my parents....."they should all be bombed" wasn't anything odd (in defense my mum isnt racist...its the religion/culture thing..not saying its ok...well...I'll stop talking)

so thats one thing..but these messages are just pure racsim...and I'm actually a little surprised

then again...not really

And that's the worst part... You aren't even that surprised at this behaviour. It actually saddens me that something like this happened in 2005 as well, I mean seriously? Australia is a very multi-cultural country and its only going to become more so, why even bother forming some 'crusade' against it if it bothers you so much? And in regards to your mum I can understand, it is definitely a 'sign of the times' thing, my grandparents are the same. My nanna always jokes that Muslims will give you a 'moozzie bite' if you get too close. Its all in jest but you can tell she isn't entirely joking.

First I'll start with my own country Australia why are you always trying to kill me snake bite and jellyfish sting within the same week.

Next America gets some real beer not that piss poor water you sell also make some drinking songs to liven up your pubs.

Supertegwyn:

Hollyday:

Fat_Hippo:
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OT Mine's a continent-wide annoyance. Why can no one outside of the UK queue properly? ... They'll push right in front of you without batting an eyelid. I just can't understand how hard-faced you'd have to be to do that! And when they're forced to queue (like at an airport for instance) they have NO concept of personal space. The amount of times I've been in a slow moving queue and the people behind me have stood so close they're actually touching me is unbelievable. Eugh!

Oh my god this as well. I was in some Italian train station and these damn European tourists kept ramming me against the wall. Had to push back to be able to stand.


Personally, I have never, ever met a moral Italian gamer. I think they are the most morally wrong people on the planet for gaming based on past experiences. A German, Brit or a Frenchman might find a glitch and use it for a game (I don't. I actually turn against unfair-advantage-seeking team mates), but Italian will make it his life goal to exploit that one glitch in its most vulnerable form in every possible way he can, gathering Italian friends to join in too, relentlessly for hours upon hours of mundane glitch-doing just for the sake of doing it. Every time. I have rarely met an Italian who just sits down and plays fair game. That's probably why the Mafia is infamous for what it is, and of Italian origin and not some other country's.

Other stereotypes I've created over the years for gaming online (NOT IRL! People behave differently when they're gaming!):
US ignorance is unrivalled. You play their connection, (with lag delay thanks to the Atlantic and stuff) to only just lose, and get told your shit. Anything you send back, anything at all, falls on deaf ears to a repeated onslaught of trashtalk. I savour the days I play with/against genuinely remorseful US gamers.

French arrogance is top-notch. You beat them and get a slew of hate mail, to which all of your replies are stunted by unintelligible, lackluster insults. Makes me wish I was being insulted by an american, because at least it's comprehensible and -sometimes- clever. A strong correlation I have noticed with French gamers also, is camping. If 10 people are camping in a team throughout an entire online match on ANY FPS. I woudl bet money on it that 50%+ are French.

...and Germans are too good at games for their own good.

Scandinavian countries are littered with exceptionally good players, like the Germans, possibly even better - but if there's one running trend I've noticed, it's that they will do ANYTHING to gain that unfair advantage over opposing players. Anything. Including team killing. If your team is made of Scandinavians, you will win - but you will be turned on for the best equipment/spots/weapons/times etc.

The ONLY country I don't hold an online gaming stereotypical grudge against is Greece. I do enjoy myself a Greek in a game, on either my side or against.

Other Brits seem to be the most polite. A few that I've had heated arguments with have apologised for their knob-headedness surrounding gaming, which is a few more than any other country. But we can certainly raise our hand and say we're the most liable for our under-aged playing rated games: "Those squealers? Yep, they're ours. Sorry internet".
To be perfectly honest, we might be the worst country. We aren't specialised in any particular douche-baggary online, but we're proficient in all of them. Glitching, rage inducing, hating, trash talking, dodgy connections, inhumanly skilled players, the lot.

So on behalf of the considerate British gamer, I apologise.

You're all just as worse in your own ways. :D

Right then time to bash the homeland. I live in the countryside in Ireland so the attitudes I'm about to rail against are more prevalent here. Warning, a large amount of swearing to follow.
Ahem.
People of rural Ireland, WILL YOU STOP GOING ON ABOUT THE FUCKING BRITISH ALREADY! THE COUNTRIES SEPARATED NINETY FUCKING YEARS AGO, GET THE FUCK OVER IT!
HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT WRONG JUST BECAUSE THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SAYS IT IS!
AND STOP JUDGING PEOPLE JUST BASED ON THE FACT THAT THEY ARE FOREIGN! YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW THEM OR WHAT THEY'RE LIKE!
AND YES, IT RAINS A LOT, YOU HAVE LIVED YOUR ENTIRE LIVES IN THIS COUNTRY, YOU KNOW WHAT THE WEATHER IS LIKE, STOP GIVING OUT ABOUT IT!
Whew, glad I got that out of my system.
And lastly to the government, Irish is a dead language. Forcing us to learn it is not going to revive it. Just let it go the way of Latin, die a dignified death, and be studied by those who actually want to learn it. This way those who come after this generation will have more time for useful things, like science, or foreign languages. You know, those other languages that are actually of some fucking use.

I personally hate when Americans bitch and moan about someone "taking away their freedoms" (See Post). If taking away a fucking 32 ounce drink is the end of the world then I don't want to live on this planet anymore. (BTW I'm American)

EDIT: I just had to add onto this. These fucking people are honestly baffling. You do not need a full liter of coke with your meal. I don't care what anyone says about it being their freedom to get that, a fucking liter is something you bring to a party of people and share around. You do not need a full liter with your meal EVER. No questions asked. I don't care if "the government is taking over our lives and the next step is Fahrenheit 451 style book burning totalitarian Nazi control". Get the fuck over yourself and learn to have a smaller size drink with your fucking quadruple patty Big Mac with 3 large fries. FUCK.

Yeah I needed to get that out. Sorry to anyone who got offended but FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKINGPEOPLEICANTSTANDTHEMSOMETIMES!!

I have the same problem with every country, why are they all so stupid? There's not a place on earth that I know of that doesn't have some easily solvable problem that's costing them ridiculous amounts of money and time to solve.

Well I have a major problem with my countrymen. While tourists will often go how friendly and warm people are here, when they visit...

...no. Many people here are incredibly prone to gossip, meddling into one's neighbor's affairs, schadenfreude and hypocrisy and arbitrary circle drawing (and remember, if you're not in the circle, you are something despicable). However, that seems to be mostly the problem with the older folks so I'm hoping that such weirdness is going to die out...eventually.

Captcha: good riddance.

Dammit, creeping me out again.

IRBaboon:
America again, you know that sex that people do sometimes, well yeah it is a health risk cover it with health care

This statement, if placed in the wrong hands, would open up a can of worms that destroys half of America. That one poor girl who got slandered across America for testifying that birth control pills are a valid medical concern? That was messed up. America has problems.

My gripes:

Mexicans for inspiring the garishly colorful paper accessories and blaring music found in every cheesy fake Mexican restaurant in America.

Parisians for being unsufferably stuck up douches. (All you non-Parisians are fine)

Americans for supporting the Budweiser corporation.

Greeks.

Serbians for the inexcusable atrocity that was GTA IV.

North Koreans because we should blame the victim

wintercoat:

Y'know, I hate when this bullshit gets spouted. Congress did not declare pizza a vegetable! They made it so that the tomato sauce used on the pizza counts as one serving of vegetable so that schools in poorer districts could come up with the legally required 'balanced lunch' without having to take money out of other areas to cover the cost. Pizza also counts as a serving of dairy and grain(and protein if it's the kind with some type of meat on it), you gonna go spouting off that "OMAGOD PIZZA'S MILK AND BREAD NOW!!!1!!!11!" too? It really pisses me off. Congress goes and does something useful and get called idiots for it.

Except that it isn't useful. For one thing, the pizza sauce typically used in school lunch pizza is pretty goddamn far removed from actually eating a tomato, and it's most certainly not good for you compared to an actual serving of vegetables. It may be "fixing" a funding problem, but it's sweeping a fairly major health problem, one that's getting worse and worse over time and will eventually cost us WAY more than those balanced lunches, under the rug. If you want people to actually eat healthier it doesn't help to classify foods that are ostensibly vegetables, dairy, grain, or whatever as healthy while completely ignoring all of the other aspects of the food that are horrible for you. By calling pizza sauce a vegetable, you're pretty much creating precedent to call almost anything a healthy food.

Hollyday:

Fat_Hippo:
Alright, my own complaint. What the fuck is it with Italians and punctuality? I know lots of Italians and a few of them are good buddies of mine, but it's like the bastards have never even heard of clocks. I have never known an Italian who can reliably show up, on time, anywhere. And they just don't even seem to get that it's kind of inconsiderate when they ask you to wait for them somewhere, with nothing to do but twirl your thumbs, and they show up 20 minutes later. And then they give you an excuse like: "I know, but I was eating this really good salad, and just couldn't stop!" And I'm not even making this up, that's what he said. *Sigh* Italians.

I'm with you 100% of the way. If you ever want to do something with Italian friends always tell them half an hour earlier and then maybe, maaaaaaybe they'll be on time. Although I've also never come across a flakier nation either - half the time people just don't turn up at all and ring you 3 hours later with a 'dog ate my homework' style excuse. I live/work in Italy and making any serious, concrete plans with anyone is completely futile!

OT Mine's a continent-wide annoyance. Why can no one outside of the UK queue properly? Italy, Scandanavia, all the countries I've visited/lived in have some serious queuing problems. They'll push right in front of you without batting an eyelid. I just can't understand how hard-faced you'd have to be to do that! And when they're forced to queue (like at an airport for instance) they have NO concept of personal space. The amount of times I've been in a slow moving queue and the people behind me have stood so close they're actually touching me is unbelievable. Eugh!

Hmm I think Swedish people are pretty good at queuing since pretty much all places have a ticket machines and you simply get a number and then wait until its your turn but perhaps that varies a lot depending on where in Sweden you live

http://www.thelocal.se/23570/20091130/

OT: I hate all the stupid politicians that exist in every single country and I fucking hate Russian players in MOBA games

Wales: Why do you not use the land you have? I've been there twice now, and I've only driven through a total of 3 small villages. Not bad to say that both times were to the coast. I mean, sure be eco-friendly and all, but it doesn't count if you're making people drive 5 miles to the nearest city for work. There are wayyy too many fields in Wales. Way too many. (On the up side, the coast is utterly b-e-a-utiful. Shame the locals are boring.)

Reading all the stuff that bothers other people about different countries is making me realize that all that shit bothers me too. I've come to the conclusion that its not individual countries that have things that bother, it's people as a whole. Fuck I hate people so much. I'm not anti social and I do leave my house if that comment made it seem otherwise, but holy fucking shit I hate people so much. I swear every time I play a video game online the one weak link between me and having fun is 100% of the time the people being fucking twats and just trolling in every way they can.

I also hate when people can't take responsibility over their own actions or just act childish and stupid when they don't get their way. Example: The people in the US who are constantly saying that "Obama hasn't done anything!", no you fucking morons, this country's political structure follows a series of checks and balances. Obama first has to go through the House and Congress to get shit passes, AND WHEN THE FUCKING REPUBLICANS IN THE HOUSE THAT ARE THROWING A BITCH FIT THAT MCCAIN DIDN'T GET ELECTED DON'T WANT SOMETHING TO GET PASSED THEN THEY DON'T PASS IT BECAUSE A DEMOCRAT PROPOSED IT! SO TELL ME AGAIN HOW IT'S OBAMA'S DOING THAT NOTHING IS GETTING DONE AND NOT THE FUCKWADS WHO ARE THROWING A BITCH FIT AND NOT PASSING LAWS JUST TO MAKE A POINT! Fuck me people are stupid.

/rant

What do I hate about countries in general? I guess Patriotism, the divide.

It's all well and good being very comfertable and proud of the place you call home, but to call out other peoples countries in a negative way with nothing but shameful ignorance towards a fellow human being.

England rotating a boat is not entertainment. Also "fireworks", "firework" learn the difference.

I was watching something on the queen of England's birthday or something and it was just sad. Although that could have been because it was on CNN. I am going with 50/50, you share some of the blame England.

Vault101:

Vanitas likes Bubbles:
I'm going to have a crack at my home country. Why is Australia so against multiculturalism? Some people like it but some people have vast hatred with people from other countries. Why? It's not like they're invading or anything.

Oh wait you mean small, insignificant things. Well then, I really don't like how Brazil makes you wear speedos to a beach.

haha..thats funny..I saw an online add for a show on ABC called "drunk, dumb and rasict" or somthing

but yeah...we are "kinda" racist...not KKK levels but theres a little bit there

I keep forgetting you're Australian. The stereotype for you is you're all outgoing, and yet in you I've always seen an admirable amount of loathing of others.

OT: My own: Britain. Not enough of us live up to our cool stereotypes these days.

As an American, I hate everything about our government. The two party system is trash that encourages petty competition and beating "them" over accomplishing anything.

The people are also pretty ignorant about the government, thinking the president can just wave his wand/scepter/staff and fix the economy in a year. Most people don't seem to realize that Congress has more power, and since Congress isn't a person, they don't think to blame it.
The government is somehow for the people, by the people, and doesn't give a damn about the people. I'm not even going to mention the lobbyists, they don't count as real people in my book. Parasites, yes. Not people.

Aside from the political stupidity, we don't use the utterly sensible metric system, and there's a load of bigots who think other people's private affairs affect them. Plus the whole "Christian Nation" thing is untrue in every way.

Plus, the fact that we cut spending everywhere except the military is just ridiculous. I want to go to space, not the Middle East. Even if we cut military spending for science, it still ends up benefiting the military. Cut 5% off the military, and we go to space. They don't notice the loss, and we go to space. Literally no downside whatsoever.

I prefer not to bash other countries because I don't know many of them well enough to think of stupid things about them. Good things would be easy. For example, the Brits make excellent TV.

Italy looks like a god damn boot! >.>

I hate how the Mexican government and its law enforcement are so corrupt that it has cause such a huge problem with the drug cartels. As bad as it seems, I know that if the US decides to intervene, they would clear things up so fast people would have never have known that there was a problem in the first place.

One thing I hate about my own country is the vocal minority of religious extremeists, racists, homophobes, and overall idiots that give the rest of us in the U.S. a bad name.

Elementary - Dear Watson:

We use half metric and half imperial measurements... Ask someone in the UK their weight, they will give it in stone... height in feet, meat in pounds, TV sizes come in inches, most smaller measurements are in inches as well and we use miles, and height in feet! Hell... the box in the centre of a cricket pitch measures 1 chain long...! :S

On the other hand we use centigrade, we are taught mostly in cm and m in school, weights of fruit and veg in supermarkets are done in both, volume is in ml and l, (except beer and milk which is pints), even petrol is in litres!

Crazy mixed up stuff...

It's just down to inertia, we started imperial and have been switching to metric when we can.

People's hights/wieghts, TV sizes, pints, all things that our parents regularly reference at home in imperial units, so of course we're going to grow up with a familiarity with using imperial in those contexts. Although I've not seen milk served as pints in a supermarket in years, it's litre cartons now (although the milkman does still deliver pint bottles). A cricket pitch is a chain long because saying it's 20.12m is irritating.

Road signs are still in miles because changing them all to km would be fecking expensive and offer no real benefit aside from a few less confused continental drivers. (Also applies to driving on the left (also, we're Britain, we ruled half the world, if we want to drive on the left then screw you :P ))

Ultimately, I don't have any issue with the continued use of imperial units in casual context, the only time it gets to me is when people start using them again for more serious things.

OT: applies to every country really I suppose: this fecking nonsense about gay marriage. Seriously, if you can't play nice and share with others then feck it, as far as the law is concerned, noone gets married. You can register a civil partnership at your local registras office, but that's it.

Here's 11 things that piss me off about my home country. The good ol' USA.

1. WHY THE HELL IS THE KFC DOUBLE DOWN A THING?

2. Why is the McGangBang not a thing?

3. Why do I have to see graffiti tainting up walls on old buildings and the backs of stop signs? Why the hell is spray paint even being sold to people under the age of 30?

4. Why is Florida apparently filled with zombies? You'd think we'd be a little more proactive about that.

5. Why are other parts of the country other than New England allowed to make clam chowder. I'm sorry Manhattan, but you do not get to call that stuff clam chowder.

6. Why do tornadoes have an inexplicable hatred of the midwest?

7. Why has NASA not colonized the moon by now. I wanna live on the moon, dammit!

8. Why do I see help wanted signs when I randomly pass by stores but when I go back to actually inquire for a job, they seemingly vanish?

9. Why have we made Jersey Shore so popular. Even if you watch it as a joke, you've still made the cast and everyone involved with that show, absolutely filthy with money.

10. Why are there bikinis made for 5 year olds?

11. Why does Detroit not have a real Robocop at this point?

Dangit2019:
"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith is officially the best un-ironic portrayal of everything wrong with American Southern/Country Music, or just the American South in general. If you live in Europe or something and have never heard of it, LOOK IT UP I BEG OF YOU. It's one of the worst songs to ever earn a profit.

Y

HEY! YOU! SHUT UP!

How dare you bad mouth that amazing song you.....you.....song hater you!

*runs crying*

Binnsyboy:

I keep forgetting you're Australian. The stereotype for you is you're all outgoing, and yet in you I've always seen an admirable amount of loathing of others.

OT: My own: Britain. Not enough of us live up to our cool stereotypes these days.

0_0.....waaaaa?

me? loathing others?...youve seen some of the misanthropes on this site right?...I have a generally posative veiw on people in general...so I don't know where you got that from

Vault101:

Binnsyboy:

I keep forgetting you're Australian. The stereotype for you is you're all outgoing, and yet in you I've always seen an admirable amount of loathing of others.

OT: My own: Britain. Not enough of us live up to our cool stereotypes these days.

0_0.....waaaaa?

me? loathing others?...youve seen some of the misanthropes on this site right?...I have a generally posative veiw on people in general...so I don't know where you got that from

Oh, not misanthropy.

God no, I despise misanthropes. I just meant you have a respectable amount of jaded cynicism going on :P

Irreducible Sohn:

Dangit2019:
"Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith is officially the best un-ironic portrayal of everything wrong with American Southern/Country Music, or just the American South in general. If you live in Europe or something and have never heard of it, LOOK IT UP I BEG OF YOU. It's one of the worst songs to ever earn a profit.

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HEY! YOU! SHUT UP!

How dare you bad mouth that amazing song you.....you.....song hater you!

*runs crying*

It has the TARDIS in it, at least...

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