Which villainous army do you enlist in?
Dr insano's minions (spoonyone videos)
5.8% (26)
5.8% (26)
Mr scratch's taken (alan wake's american nightmare)
1.3% (6)
1.3% (6)
Joker's gang (batman)
9.8% (44)
9.8% (44)
Combine (Half life 2)
16.6% (75)
16.6% (75)
Sauron's army (lord of the rings)
10% (45)
10% (45)
Khorne's cult (warhammer 40K)
14% (63)
14% (63)
Cult of cthulhu (hp lovecraft)
12.4% (56)
12.4% (56)
Other
29.9% (135)
29.9% (135)
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Poll: Which evil army do you join?

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So, the heroes are inexplicably all dead or gone, leaving the world being fought over by numerous villains. What villain do you join?

Personally, I'm with Joker. Worldwide madness? I'm all for it, and with joker it comes without the whole "soul devouring" thing that you get with cthulhu.

Oh, and no starting a new heroic band of heroes either. Because anyone being a hero now instantly causes death. Because science.

Of the options given, the Combine, all the way.

Some men want to watch the world burn, others prefer to control it and provide it with law and order, even if it is tyrannical fascist law and order.

The Sith bitches! Mainly because their particular brand of evil is actually justifiable as long as you don't do a Lucas and just say, "They're evil, wanting emotion and shit like that to be important."

The Evil League of Evil (Dr. Horrible)

Of course we'd probably be the first to die off...

Eclpsedragon:
The Evil League of Evil (Dr. Horrible)

Of course we'd probably be the first to die off...

Damn, knew there was a doctor I missed out...Doctors are about 75% evil, y'know.

I chose Other because I would fight til my last breath.

...and also because I'm not really familiar with most of the options.

Wait new answer. I'll start my own evil army with blackjack... and hookers.

Either the Empire or Cobra. I'm pretty sure I can aim better compare to those Stormtroppers

I'd say either Tznetch or cthulu. whoever calls first. [see what i did there?]

burningdragoon:
I chose Other because I would fight til my last breath.

...and also because I'm not really familiar with most of the options.

Wait new answer. I'll start my own evil army with blackjack... and hookers.

I can I join your army. The promise of blackjack and hookers always gets me

I choose Bodark from Ghost Recon: Future Soldier. They seem to be the best equipped and trained evil army out of any game/movie I've seen. They have optic camouflage, EMP grenades, high quality weapons and combat helmets.

I would join Professor Chaos' minions

DrRockor:

burningdragoon:
I chose Other because I would fight til my last breath.

...and also because I'm not really familiar with most of the options.

Wait new answer. I'll start my own evil army with blackjack... and hookers.

I can I join your army. The promise of blackjack and hookers always gets me

Our numbers are growing! Muahahahahahaha

burningdragoon:

DrRockor:

burningdragoon:
I chose Other because I would fight til my last breath.

...and also because I'm not really familiar with most of the options.

Wait new answer. I'll start my own evil army with blackjack... and hookers.

I can I join your army. The promise of blackjack and hookers always gets me

Our numbers are growing! Muahahahahahaha

three people in this army so far... sweet that means that we can spend more money per person on gear so we will live longer and we can play blackjack while we wait for othe armies to kill each other. also what weapons are you two good with I am okay with low caliber guns but I am not practiced shooting in a long time.

I'd join the FICTIONAL evil representation of the british redcoats of the 18th century. Dat uniform.

Id probably join some legion of people who play blackjack and enjoy the company of hookers

If I could be something above a foot soldier in the army of Sauron, that's where my vote lies. Though, admitantly it's likely because I don't know enough about these other leagues of evil. :S

Well, I would join Team Rocket

It's quite simple really, the mighty Terran Republic from Planetside! Loyalty until death my fellow Elmos!

Khorne, I'm already an angry person who enjoys the sight of blood and carnage so I'd fit right in. I would though be a smart follower of Khorne and not just blindly charge in, I'd plan out where to hit and then go berzerk when I'm within murdering distance of the enemy.

I choose Joker's team, especially if we have access to the kind of crazy crap that's in Gotham City Imposters.

I'd join the Galactic Empire.

Crush the Rebel Scum, long live the Emperor.

Corax_1990:
Of the options given, the Combine, all the way.

Some men want to watch the world burn, others prefer to control it and provide it with law and order, even if it is tyrannical fascist law and order.

and some provide it with law and order...then burn it down

I think the combne was eventually going to destory earth

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

Army of Vikings ! fuck yeah! BURN AND PILLAGE!!! MATE, FEED, KILL, REPEAT!! GORRR!!!!

Out of those options, I would go with the Combine. The sole reason being that if I was to meet my demise at the hands of a hero, I would want it to be Gordon Freeman ruining my day.

The Galactic Empire has the coolest ships and uniforms.

Gonna do Death Star drive-bys and shit.

I'd join Magneto and the Brotherhood of Mutants
Or the sith.

It's a toss-up.

Gotta say I'd prefer the Joker of the choices.... However, I did notice no representation of Reapers (Firefly)

Captcha: It's over.

I'd join the Orks. BECUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

I am Dissapoint that the Empire/Seperatists from Star Wars are not on the list. Highly dissapoint.

So, I went with Dr. Insano's minion army. Definitely would be fun, and I am pretty sure he has health benefits.

PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

The time of mortal men is coming to an end. They shall be cast aside by the rising of R'lyeh and the followers of Cthulhu shall revel and slay with him across the world!

That having been said, the legion of people who play blackjack and hookers are more than welcome to join the cause. Would you like to see some literature? I have a copy of the Necronomicon around here somewhere. We have an amazing dental plan as well . . . .

Captch: feeding frenzy
Um, is there something we should know Captcha?

Wheeeeee hee heeeee! Blood for the blood god! Skulls for the skull throne! I can't wait for the carnival of carnage to cascade through the whole cursed galaxy of mortals!

I'll join the Templars a la the Assassin's Creed series, spend the rest of my time laughing as all the other, less subtle, evil hordes get manipulated behind the scenes into weakening each other.

Well lets see... not an orc so can't join Sauron, not an abomination from beyond the land of nightmares... and have no tentacles so can't join Cthulhu, don't want to be dressed in super over-designed armor so can't be in anything warhammer 40K, don't want to be mixed with evil alien DNA that acxtually makes me stupid, oblivious, and weak to bullets so can't be in the combine, don't want to be possessed by a bad Steven King reject evil force so don't want to be a taken, don't want to be randomly shot for no reason so can't join Joker (never trust a man who just wants to see the world burn because you wind up burning with it), and don't want to be turned into a big blob of jelly so no dr. Insano. Although I'd probably go with Insano just because he's so over the top ridiculous and it'd be more fun.

I would join the Dungeon Keeper's hoard as a Horned Reaper or Dragon.

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