Which villainous army do you enlist in?
Dr insano's minions (spoonyone videos)
5.8% (26)
5.8% (26)
Mr scratch's taken (alan wake's american nightmare)
1.3% (6)
1.3% (6)
Joker's gang (batman)
9.8% (44)
9.8% (44)
Combine (Half life 2)
16.6% (75)
16.6% (75)
Sauron's army (lord of the rings)
10% (45)
10% (45)
Khorne's cult (warhammer 40K)
14% (63)
14% (63)
Cult of cthulhu (hp lovecraft)
12.4% (56)
12.4% (56)
Other
29.9% (135)
29.9% (135)
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Poll: Which evil army do you join?

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I'd join the Covenant on the condition that I get to be one of the spec ops guys who just goes around being invisible until he feels like stabbing someone.

TheFinish:
I'd join the Orks. BECUZ GREEN IZ BEST!

Roit! We getz us sum moar boyz an' den wez gunna 'ave us a proper WAAAGH!

better living ind
-S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W unit

keeping the world white,clean and sterile.
the future is bulletproof and the aftermath is secondary.

There's no option to start your own rebellion and build up a new group of heroes? That kinda sucks.

For the polls sake, I'd go with Sauron, mostly 'cause that's the only army on that list that I'm familiar with.

Do I get to be a CSM if I go Khorne? Elsewise, I'd be a useless bodybag devout follower who'd change for Tzeetch willingly give myself up for the Blood God and his servants....just as planned because skulls for the skull throne.

I'd just become the Demon King Odio. Just a bit of angst is all it takes!

Sauron! I fight for equality! Orcs should have rights too!

Other - Either being the Ravenhost or the Thousand Sons/Heralds of Change (both cults of Tzeentch, the first Fantasy setting the second 40k)

Although... wait no I know!

The Dungeon Keeper's army, gotta hit jackpot in the evil casino eventually.

Then again, what about Monolith, Isengard, Cult of Tiamet, Damian's undead hordes, Smaug's Thralls, ...

Ok too many choices, I will just take other as the be all end all since I can't seem to make up my mind.

Sauron, because I'm far better at fencing/archery than shooting. Jokers is a close second.

I can be my own evil overlord thank you very much, but if I had to join up...


Admit it, butterfly themed super-villainy could be pretty damn fun.

There is a distinct last of The Empire (Starwars) on this list, I wanna Star Destroyer!

I picked other.

I don't join someone elses eveil army. I have my OWN evil army.

TheMann:
I can be my own evil overlord thank you very much, but if I had to join up...


Admit it, butterfly themed super-villainy could be pretty damn fun.

But then I'd have to fight Brock...

Noooope.

Could not handle being one of Joker's thugs and getting my ass brutalized by Batman and not killed.

T0BB0:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR TH--

ProtonGuy:
Skulls for the skull throne!

Alssadar:
skulls for the skull throne.

Hmm... this is too mainstream. I'm going to go join the hipsters. Evil hipsters.

But, "seriously", I'd make a good evil god, myself.

Those all sound awful. I doubt any of them have dental.

The Thinker:
Hmm... this is too mainstream. I'm going to go join the hipsters. Evil hipsters.

But, "seriously", I'd make a good evil god, myself.

Or if you're going hipster, follow Malal, the god of Paradoxes. Then, you can devote yourself to him, and devote yourself not to him.

I'll be joining Bowser's army. While not really "evil", he is usually the antagonistic force of the Mario universe (sometimes literally).
I wanna join his army because he is in desperate need of some intelligent commanders and strategic insight =|

Bowser always starts in a dominating position over Mario, but slowly lets Mario get up to power to stop him. Especially in Paper Mario, you literally start the game with Mario getting his ass kicked. I found myself rooting for Bowser because of how excited he got after beating Mario. "YEAH I FINALLY DID IT!" grats Bowser, but you let Mario get back up again and kick your ass >.>

I joined the Heroes, so I'm not alive

I would suppose the Red Lanterns. Lower fatality rate, cooler powers.

Like many others, I'm going with the Sith. Even if I'm a lowly stormtrooper, I'll at least be able to see some action.

Alssadar:
Or if you're going hipster, follow Malal, the god of Paradoxes. Then, you can devote yourself to him, and devote yourself not to him.

Do gods carry over to 40k from Warhammer Fantasy? If they do, I think I'll go with Necoho, god of atheism, for my paradoxical needs.

Shinra corp. I shall join SOLDIER.

The Brotherhood of Mutants. Any poll with a choice that has something to do with x-men WILL have my vote.

Of the ones here? Sauron, he seems like a good leader, not good as in benevolent, but as in effective, his troops actually used tactics, and the only reason he lost was because he wasn't the hero T_T

Team galactica. We got to save the pokemon from them evil humans!

I'd like to join Chaos but then I'd be on the same side as Failbaddon the armless failboat and that isn't a great way to start your evil career. So I think I might go with the Deadra then.

davidmc1158:
PH'NGLUI MGLW'NAFH CTHULHU R'LYEH WGAH'NAGL FHTAGN

The time of mortal men is coming to an end. They shall be cast aside by the rising of R'lyeh and the followers of Cthulhu shall revel and slay with him across the world!

That having been said, the legion of people who play blackjack and hookers are more than welcome to join the cause. Would you like to see some literature? I have a copy of the Necronomicon around here somewhere. We have an amazing dental plan as well . . . .

Captch: feeding frenzy
Um, is there something we should know Captcha?

CTHULHU FHTAGN! So yeah one of the Old Ones or failing that The Brotherhood of Nod.

(<== Maybe Mustache LuLu's Imperial Army)

Slaaneshi cultist in Warhammer 40k.

Yay, hedonism~!

I'd go with a Slaaneshi cult. I'll die without any doubt, but at least I'll be high as a kite while doing it.

Out of those options, I pick Sauron's Army. I would side with the Easterling warlords and chiefs and exact a terrible fury upon those who oppose us.

"The age of Orc is over, the time of the power of Rhn has come."

Team Rocket, due to a severe lack of horrible death.

Joining any of the groups in that list would lead to you simply being a nameless, faceless grunt; more or less.
I would probably join the brotherhood as there would be far more individuality there.

Edit: Unless i could become the bearer of The Darkness, then i would definitely do that.

T0BB0:
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Either sith or team plasma from pokemon because you can argue there is logic in their arguments, and I've always wanted to shoot lighting out of my hands or befriend a houndoom

The Old One calls his new demon to him... The power of a demon's soul is beyond human imagination, after all. >:D

(Note: No, not those Old Ones, silly)

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