Dr insano's minions (spoonyone videos) |
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5.8% (26) |
Mr scratch's taken (alan wake's american nightmare) |
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1.3% (6) |
Joker's gang (batman) |
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9.8% (44) |
Combine (Half life 2) |
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16.6% (75) |
Sauron's army (lord of the rings) |
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10% (45) |
Khorne's cult (warhammer 40K) |
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14% (63) |
Cult of cthulhu (hp lovecraft) |
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12.4% (56) |
Other |
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29.9% (135) |
Poll: Which evil army do you join? Pages PREV 1 2 3 4 NEXT | |
Roit! We getz us sum moar boyz an' den wez gunna 'ave us a proper WAAAGH! | |
better living ind keeping the world white,clean and sterile. | |
There's no option to start your own rebellion and build up a new group of heroes? That kinda sucks. For the polls sake, I'd go with Sauron, mostly 'cause that's the only army on that list that I'm familiar with. | |
Do I get to be a CSM if I go Khorne? Elsewise, I'd be a | |
I'd just become the Demon King Odio. Just a bit of angst is all it takes! | |
Sauron! I fight for equality! Orcs should have rights too! | |
Other - Either being the Ravenhost or the Thousand Sons/Heralds of Change (both cults of Tzeentch, the first Fantasy setting the second 40k) Although... wait no I know! The Dungeon Keeper's army, gotta hit jackpot in the evil casino eventually. Then again, what about Monolith, Isengard, Cult of Tiamet, Damian's undead hordes, Smaug's Thralls, ... Ok too many choices, I will just take other as the be all end all since I can't seem to make up my mind. | |
Sauron, because I'm far better at fencing/archery than shooting. Jokers is a close second. | |
I can be my own evil overlord thank you very much, but if I had to join up... Admit it, butterfly themed super-villainy could be pretty damn fun. | |
There is a distinct last of The Empire (Starwars) on this list, I wanna Star Destroyer! | |
I picked other. I don't join someone elses eveil army. I have my OWN evil army. | |
But then I'd have to fight Brock... Noooope. | |
Could not handle being one of Joker's thugs and getting my ass brutalized by Batman and not killed. | |
SKULLS FOR TH--
Hmm... this is too mainstream. I'm going to go join the hipsters. Evil hipsters. But, "seriously", I'd make a good evil god, myself. | |
Those all sound awful. I doubt any of them have dental. | |
Or if you're going hipster, follow Malal, the god of Paradoxes. Then, you can devote yourself to him, and devote yourself not to him. | |
I'll be joining Bowser's army. While not really "evil", he is usually the antagonistic force of the Mario universe (sometimes literally). Bowser always starts in a dominating position over Mario, but slowly lets Mario get up to power to stop him. Especially in Paper Mario, you literally start the game with Mario getting his ass kicked. I found myself rooting for Bowser because of how excited he got after beating Mario. "YEAH I FINALLY DID IT!" grats Bowser, but you let Mario get back up again and kick your ass >.> | |
I would suppose the Red Lanterns. Lower fatality rate, cooler powers. | |
Like many others, I'm going with the Sith. Even if I'm a lowly stormtrooper, I'll at least be able to see some action. | |
Do gods carry over to 40k from Warhammer Fantasy? If they do, I think I'll go with Necoho, god of atheism, for my paradoxical needs. | |
Shinra corp. I shall join SOLDIER. | |
The Brotherhood of Mutants. Any poll with a choice that has something to do with x-men WILL have my vote. | |
Of the ones here? Sauron, he seems like a good leader, not good as in benevolent, but as in effective, his troops actually used tactics, and the only reason he lost was because he wasn't the hero T_T | |
Team galactica. We got to save the pokemon from them evil humans! | |
I'd like to join Chaos but then I'd be on the same side as Failbaddon the armless failboat and that isn't a great way to start your evil career. So I think I might go with the Deadra then. | |
CTHULHU FHTAGN! So yeah one of the Old Ones or failing that The Brotherhood of Nod. (<== Maybe Mustache LuLu's Imperial Army) | |
Slaaneshi cultist in Warhammer 40k. Yay, hedonism~! | |
I'd go with a Slaaneshi cult. I'll die without any doubt, but at least I'll be high as a kite while doing it. | |
Out of those options, I pick Sauron's Army. I would side with the Easterling warlords and chiefs and exact a terrible fury upon those who oppose us. "The age of Orc is over, the time of the power of Rhûn has come." | |
Team Rocket, due to a severe lack of horrible death. | |
Joining any of the groups in that list would lead to you simply being a nameless, faceless grunt; more or less. Edit: Unless i could become the bearer of The Darkness, then i would definitely do that. | |
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE! | |
Either sith or team plasma from pokemon because you can argue there is logic in their arguments, and I've always wanted to shoot lighting out of my hands or befriend a houndoom | |
The Old One calls his new demon to him... The power of a demon's soul is beyond human imagination, after all. >:D (Note: No, not those Old Ones, silly) | |
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I'd join the Covenant on the condition that I get to be one of the spec ops guys who just goes around being invisible until he feels like stabbing someone.