New research says Icelanders have the biggest penises in Europe!

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Keep in mind that Iceland has a fairly small population so therefore there will be less people to bring the average down, which is really the problem with statistics, a small sample size can skew things in your favor.

Can we stop reporting on things that the Daily Mail publish? They aren't above making up bullshit (or, reporting on massively flawed studies as fact, an almost equal form of bullshit) for the sake of sales and boredom.

Also, can we stop going on about penis length like it's something that matters? What are we? Cavemen?

(Everyone knows it's (length*girth)/shaftangle that matters anyway)

DanielBrown:
" According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn's research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from websites."

Perhaps Icelanders are the biggest liars in Europe? ;D

Perhaps so ; )
Perhaps the racial stereotypes are all liars too.
But according to this I'm a fair bit above average. Not that size means a damn thing in the real world with real people.

I wouldn't mind if my penis was smaller. Would probably be better for me.

manaman:

corvuscorrax:
Someone should do a dong size poll here and we'll see how it turns out!

There have been several. They turn out just like the IQ threads.

This forum is apparently a hangout for sexually active 13-17 year old males with massive penises and genius level IQs.

Either that or nobody anonymously exaggerating their own attributes somehow makes people feel better.

I feel that knowing this gives me an increased appreciation and grasp of the patterns and behaviours of posters on this website.

Thank you.

deathninja:
Eh, from experience it's the girth that's appreciated more.

Though any figures that put England above France are good in my book.

Doesn't say England

Also I'm above both countries lolololol

GLo Jones:
How on earth did they get accurate statistics from North Korea?

Obviously, the North Korean Ministry of Truth never lies. Also, glorious eternal leader's eternal penis is largest of all.

Yay, I have an Italian dick according to this :P

Also it even says in the bloody article.
On the bloody Daily.. that the source is not that reliable.

Why do I suddenly imagine a radical group of scientists ambushing men in every nation, yanking the pants of their victims down and applying measuring tape and rulers to them?

I thought this was going to be about the penis museum they have there. Which is the biggest one in the world. So y'know.. There is some truth to it xD

HA! then i must be the exception to that rule!... wait.

As a man from European decent, I can say this study - which I have not nor will I read - could quite possibly be true.

What does this study say about men from all parts of Africa? :P

Penis length pfft all about girth. "It's like a cheesewheel!" -Ron white

GLo Jones:
How on earth did they get accurate statistics from North Korea?

That was what they put in as the giveaway indication that it was made-up bullshit.

Phasmal:
Imagining a bunch of guys with measuring tapes and rulers to their dicks is making me laugh.

Well, as some people said, this probably isn't completely accurate.
Either way, big who cares. Penis length is really not that important.

It may not be important for sex, but it's still important for a man's sense of superiority.

That's why Mums go to Iceland. Heh.

those lengths are flaccid right ?

it's either that or im "gifted" :o

Bah who cares id rather live in the country with the most biggest boobs myself.

Self reporting on websites, therefore the title should be:

New research says Icelanders CLAIM TO HAVE the biggest penises in Europe!

Hardcore_gamer:
Source:

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/333932

Well all I have to say is...

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ciAfehY7O5s/UCvG5j6Q9pI/AAAAAAAAABg/kVCMWtTj9K8/s1600/in_your_face_klein.jpg

What are your thoughts on this study/research?

Also, lolz at the Irish.

let me guess without checking your profile.

you are from iceland

and you probably seek a lot of "friend requests" from our female escapees.

According to The Telegraph critics have claimed that Mr Flynn's research is flawed because the penis length data was gathered from

websites

.

hmmm.
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My response? Damn, gotta find me an Icelander!

Sleekit:
those lengths are flaccid right ?

it's either that or im "gifted" :o

Someone has to call you out on it, might as well be me.

First to make sure:
Those numbers are in inches, which means if you live in a country that uses centimeters, multiply those numbers by 2.54 to get them in your metrics (as I did).

If you truly have a whooping 7 inch / 17.8 cm flaccid tool, you have my congratulations and I advise to be very careful during sex so you don't hurt your partners. Cause dying of suffocation while giving a deepthroat is great material for sites like Daily Mail ;)

I'm Icelandic, this doesnt surprise me ;)

Why is having a Porn Star sized dick glorified? That would be bad in almost every conceivable way.

wow australia is only 5.2"?? i didnt realise i was so above average! haha

WHY U GAIZ TURNING TO THREAD NECROMANZIES!!?? WHY?

OT- Interesting topic. Note to self: never take my girlfriend to Iceland...

In irrelevant news, I need to book a holiday in Iceland.

No, seriously (that was a joke, I'm not cock-mad) I remember hearing this a while ago and telling one of my friends so he said "Did you know my actual last name is Scheving? ;)"

Anyway, how would they get these results? If you just ask someone of course they're going to say "Well my cock is 50 inches long!" or exaggerate it, even by a little bit. I doubt they'd whip their pants off and get a ruler out either.
Also are these flaccid ones? e_e

Whatever, wake me up when the results of the country with the biggest boobs research comes in.

lol @ Africans being big dicked motherfuckers. So there is some truth to the stereotype. Interesting. If I ever become gay this data should come in handy.

Also, I can confirm that Germans being average holds true in my case. Hey, we can't all be black. At least I'm not from Korea?

ShinyCharizard:
Why is having a Porn Star sized dick glorified? That would be bad in almost every conceivable way.

...?

How did you come to that conclusion?

SmashLovesTitanQuest:

ShinyCharizard:
Why is having a Porn Star sized dick glorified? That would be bad in almost every conceivable way.

...?

How did you come to that conclusion?

Take for example having a 10-12 inch dick. You would constantly have to be careful and do half thrusts otherwise you would risk hurting her. Seems like that would be kind of annoying.

ShinyCharizard:

SmashLovesTitanQuest:

ShinyCharizard:
Why is having a Porn Star sized dick glorified? That would be bad in almost every conceivable way.

...?

How did you come to that conclusion?

Take for example having a 10-12 inch dick. You would constantly have to be careful and do half thrusts otherwise you would risk hurting her. Seems like that would be kind of annoying.

I don't know what kind of porn you've been watching but the shit I've been seeing for the past years (and trust me, that is a considerable amount)... Well, I'd put the average at 6.5-7.5 inches. I won't pretend to have an extremely good idea of how the female body reacts to big dicks but I'll go out on a limb and say there are enough women out there that can handle those sizes, although those probably a lot out there who can't.

"Porn star dick" does not translate to "Dick the size of Wales".

SmashLovesTitanQuest:

ShinyCharizard:

SmashLovesTitanQuest:

...?

How did you come to that conclusion?

Take for example having a 10-12 inch dick. You would constantly have to be careful and do half thrusts otherwise you would risk hurting her. Seems like that would be kind of annoying.

I don't know what kind of porn you've been watching but the shit I've been seeing for the past years (and trust me, that is a considerable amount)... Well, I'd put the average at 6.5-7.5 inches. I won't pretend to have an extremely good idea of how the female body reacts to big dicks but I'll go out on a limb and say there are enough women out there that can handle those sizes, although those probably a lot out there who can't.

"Porn star dick" does not translate to "Dick the size of Wales".

Yes you're right but some of the most famous and well-known Porn Stars tend to have massive dicks (eg. Ron Jeremy, Mandingo, Lex Steel, John Holmes, most black actors). I was just referring to them.

MFW I could go to Korea and woo all the ladies! (and beat most fellow Americans!)

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GLo Jones:
How on earth did they get accurate statistics from North Korea?

Well I'd suppose it'd be similar to South Korea. Though seeing as they tend to be...stunted height-wise you could possibly extend that to...other things. Or not. Hell if I know.

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