Well that date was weird...

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Haha, I've actually never been on a proper date! Ever!

Wait. Oh dear.

I can contribute with a story of a friend where he visited her [My friend] and offered to take her out to the city, daytime, for shopping. She accepted, but brought along me and a few others as well. He was angry about that from the start, and then was overly touchy, angry, and generally a complete pr*ck to the rest of us, me especially.

Then, after she refused the 2nd date, he threatened to kill her. She doesn't talk to him any more.

I posted these before in another thread, but Ill post them again, as I think they are very fitting. Also, Ill add in an extra story!

In my early twenties (/shakescane), I did a ton of online dating. Match.com, Eharmony, even Craigslist (UGH). I met some really, er... Interesting gentlemen during that time!

Anyway...

First one (surprisingly not an online date).

Next

New Addition, although it is short!

Well, here's where it gets odd.

While I've had sex with three people, I've only ever been on one actual date. And that was with a girlfriend I only got to second base with 'fore shit hit the fan.

The date itself was alright. A movie. Not much was said during, but obviously that's movie protocol. Before and after, jokes were made, and she gave me a drawing of a wolf she'd spent ages on because she knew I love wolves.

So, that was a sweet and pleasant day. I should actually date more.

Kyr Knightbane:
I have had a few.

The most notable one would have to be this girl i was dating in high school. We were pretty serious and it was getting toward the end of my senior year and she was going schizo about Prom. I asked her and she said yes. So being a working guy (Having a job at 17 working 12 hour shifts graves) I paid for everything because i had a bit of disposable income.

She shows up and asks if she and her 'friend' (a gentleman i haven't met before and knew nothing about) could use my bathroom to get ready.

Of course i say "you can, he cannot, as i don't know him"

She responds with random anger and storms into the bathroom, after trying to stealthily grope him, not realizing from that angle i missed... NOTHING. He sits on my couch and glares at me for the entire time, whipping a butterfly knife in and out, trying to intimidate while i sat in my chair, doing nothing really. (Besides texting my best friend, and requesting him to get over to my house)

She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:

I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.

Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.

She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.

(I was able to return the dress and after apologizing profusely and telling the guy i'd pay full damages, he didn't charge me full price {400 extra dollars}. I managed to only have to pay an extra 100)

So yeah, my net profit for that 'date' was a ripped up dress, a trashed bathroom and a rather psychotic ex girlfriend, who i STILL, don't have any idea how i managed that one.

My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.

A chick wilfully accepted money from you. A vast amount (for your age), and she goes berserk?
How unexpected. Bro, you were asking for it.

ApeThing:

Kyr Knightbane:
I have had a few.

The most notable one would have to be this girl i was dating in high school. We were pretty serious and it was getting toward the end of my senior year and she was going schizo about Prom. I asked her and she said yes. So being a working guy (Having a job at 17 working 12 hour shifts graves) I paid for everything because i had a bit of disposable income.

She shows up and asks if she and her 'friend' (a gentleman i haven't met before and knew nothing about) could use my bathroom to get ready.

Of course i say "you can, he cannot, as i don't know him"

She responds with random anger and storms into the bathroom, after trying to stealthily grope him, not realizing from that angle i missed... NOTHING. He sits on my couch and glares at me for the entire time, whipping a butterfly knife in and out, trying to intimidate while i sat in my chair, doing nothing really. (Besides texting my best friend, and requesting him to get over to my house)

She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:

I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.

Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.

She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.

(I was able to return the dress and after apologizing profusely and telling the guy i'd pay full damages, he didn't charge me full price {400 extra dollars}. I managed to only have to pay an extra 100)

So yeah, my net profit for that 'date' was a ripped up dress, a trashed bathroom and a rather psychotic ex girlfriend, who i STILL, don't have any idea how i managed that one.

My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.

A chick wilfully accepted money from you. A vast amount (for your age), and she goes berserk?
How unexpected. Bro, you were asking for it.

I think the unexpected part of this came from how even tempered she was while we had been dating. It wasn't a short relationship and although things never got 'physical' so to speak, she had never acted like that before. It was a bit odd, but perhaps i did ask for it.

I've never had a particularly weird date myself since I haven't really dated at all and have only ever had one girlfriend and that started very strangely.

I have had a very awkward date with someone though who I met on the internet when I was 13/14. This girl was a mutual friend of one of my friends from school and we had spoken for a while and she seemed nice looking so we went to the movies.

Now, this makes me sound like an arsehole but it turned out that she was completely unattractive (at least in my opinion) and it turned out to be incredibly awkward in the end, since we hardly spoke at all to each other.

After that date I spoke to her about once or twice and then stopped talking all together I think, I can't particularly remember.

Lol the OP's story is so freaking wierd....

I think the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me as a guy chatting me up for ages and then suddenly acting like nothing had ever happened.

I liked him so I was pretty hurt. I would have just put it down to me being 'not good enough' or whatever but he was the one coming on strong. Then one day he just acted like we had always been just friends and denied he had ever said anything romantic to me. It was like I was talking to a completely different person.

It was really confusing especially since I had only just gotten out of an abusive relationship. We are good friends now and I try not to hold it against him but I still feel rather bitter about it.

aegix drakan:

DevilWithaHalo:

Or the one who preferred communication via text... even in person.

0_o You met a real life Moeka?!?! REALLY?!

(She's a character from Steins;Gate [A time travel anime]. She is so shy that she will literally text people right next to her rather than say the words)

I know a few people like that, I wish I had a story of my own but unfortunately I don't

o_o Leaving that date early might have been a good idea OP...

As to any stories...well this one time wasn't so much a "date".
I was in my room in a student-corridor (now got my own place, thank god) and I get an email from a strange adress I only vaguely recognise. Turns out it's one of the new girls from China that has moved in further down the corridor (there were 12 appartments in all) that I had exchanged maybe two sentences with until now and only seen once.
The conversation went something like this;
Her: Hey, you home?
Me: Yep, what's up? You need help? (I was kind of the handy-man there)
Her: Could I come over?
Me: Huh? Sure, is it something serious?
Her: I'm horny.
Me: ...oh? And you want me to...? (I MAY have entered a wink at this point...shut up, don't judge me. ;-) )
Her: Have sex.

After that it was a pretty short conversation before she arrived, bossed me aside, took over my computer so she could get it to play some odd music too low to hear, then jumped me...and proceeded to go limp as a ragdoll while I went at it.

...I didn't know losing your virginity could go from exciting and intense to outright dull so quickly.

Another one was a more "proper" date set up by my little sister with a girl who I had "so much in common with".
She spent the entire time talking about football (that's soccer for you yanks)which I had zero interest in, some comedian I've never heard of and whose jokes can't really be transmitted well by her, no matter how much she tried. I tried finding some common ground, but there were none that I could find before she returned to her topics.
Later, after dinner, she was going to take a buss, so I offer to escort her there...midway there she makes company with two random guys for a conversation half the way before graciously allowing me to take her the last bit in silence.
There was no second date...neither of us was pleased with my sister. :-p

My one odd date? I generally don't go out on dates per say. I lived on campus, so it was more meet girl, hang out with girl, girl spends night, pretend to be in love, break up with girl, meet next girl, repeat tragic process. Ah, that was the life.

But I do have an odd one!

I met a girl at a HORRIBLE Halloween party (the police busted it, and please note I'm 21 and did not know there were minors present), and we exchanged phone numbers. We started txting and one day she tells me to come over and hang out, so I did. We ended up having relations about, ohhhh, five minutes after I showed up? Then we went to Denny's, where we conversed and actually had a good time. We ate our food, she paid the bill when she said she was going to the restroom, left when Bieber started playing, and then it got weird again. She had asked me to... take her to Wal-Mart so she could stock up on items. Just felt weird. We're not married, why are we going shopping together? We even ran into a classmate of mine who asked me "Is this your girlfriend?" and she had to blurt out "YEP! :D"

Weird, just weird. Sweet girl though. Might see her again.

Moonlight Butterfly:
Lol the OP's story is so freaking wierd....

I think the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me as a guy chatting me up for ages and then suddenly acting like nothing had ever happened.

I liked him so I was pretty hurt. I would have just put it down to me being 'not good enough' or whatever but he was the one coming on strong. Then one day he just acted like we had always been just friends and denied he had ever said anything romantic to me. It was like I was talking to a completely different person.

It was really confusing especially since I had only just gotten out of an abusive relationship. We are good friends now and I try not to hold it against him but I still feel rather bitter about it.

Guys do that especially if they're a bit of a douche, They'll string a few girls along and than pick one and ignore the others, or if their relationship is on the rocks, if he's deciding he might want to cheat they'll flirt with other girls like that.

disgruntledgamer:
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Oh he definitely wasn't in a public relationship I would have told him to get lost otherwise. You might be right about the other girls thing though it's not like I'm psychic.

Mostly what was strange about it was that he was acting like I was crazy and I had just come up with it out of nowhere. It left me questioning my own sanity lol.

Setrus:

...I didn't know losing your virginity could go from exciting and intense to outright dull so quickly.

>That horror story was the story of you lost your v-card

I am SO SORRY bro. You should always save the v-card for someone you care about... Then when they leave you become a man whore who sleeps with everything.

disgruntledgamer:

Moonlight Butterfly:
Lol the OP's story is so freaking wierd....

I think the weirdest thing that has ever happened to me as a guy chatting me up for ages and then suddenly acting like nothing had ever happened.

I liked him so I was pretty hurt. I would have just put it down to me being 'not good enough' or whatever but he was the one coming on strong. Then one day he just acted like we had always been just friends and denied he had ever said anything romantic to me. It was like I was talking to a completely different person.

It was really confusing especially since I had only just gotten out of an abusive relationship. We are good friends now and I try not to hold it against him but I still feel rather bitter about it.

Guys do that especially if they're a bit of a douche, They'll string a few girls along and than pick one and ignore the others, or if their relationship is on the rocks, if he's deciding he might want to cheat they'll flirt with other girls like that.

I can personally attest you being right.... I have no regrets.

SaetonChapelle:
So, I work in retail, and thus I receive many customers who converse with me. I also am a young female who primarily either works with males, or older women, so when I have young customers I get a fair amount of attention (this has nothing to do with my physical appearance, merely the fact that I'm like 30 years younger then everyone I work with.) So a nice young man comes over to me and asks me out. I'm single, so I figured a nice evening would be lovely, and I agree.

I was well aware he and I had little to nothing in common. I'm a female gamer, watch animation, have a comic series, am only like 5" tall and although thin, I do not exercise. This man was easily a foot taller then me, built like a brick house, and although a smart gentleman, his interests were in cars and body building. But hey, he was sweet, and anything can happen.

He picks me up and says he needs to do some shopping. I agree to go along, and on the way he only speaks about his tons of money that he has and the expensive items he spends it on. I'm a college student living in a box-like apartment eating raman and at times rats when they venture in, money is a rather rare thing for me. As we get to the store, and about ten minutes in he states "Oh man, we need to get matching bathrobes! For, like, when you sleep over at my place!"

Err... I begged against, but he insisted and purchased one. He also stated I needed more jewelry and wanted me to replace a precious gem of mine, of which I refused. Belly rings as well, because apparently mind was old fashioned and he wanted to satisfaction of "playing with a dangling one". He also wanted to buy me new shoes, due to the current ones I own being my work shoes, and my only real pair. Something about Uggs... No idea what kind of shoe those are but they sound unpleasant.

twenty minutes into dinner he exclaims he wants to "get serious, no lies up in here bro". first date mind you. I attempted to make small talk while trying to get a hold of friends, and he insisted on bringing me to his house.

Beautiful home, but his only furniture was a couch, tv, beer pong table, and a work out bench. So as I uncomfortably watched "Office Space" on his lonely couch in the dark unfurnished room, he proceeded to place his body on my lap while his friends worked out and did manly 'dude" things, whatever that may be. (Insert manly grunting noises while doing push ups. Whatever you desire). Pretty sure one was making peach cobbler as well. Maybe with his muscles, but it was happening. Damn he was enthusiastic about stirring.

Needless to say I have been avoiding the countless texts he has sent me about dating. Although I have informed him I was not interested for various reasons he still has not gotten the hint. I suppose I deserve this for going out with a random dude.

Topic: So Escapists, make me feel better. Tell me about an interesting, awkward, entertaining date you've experienced. :3

I find it incredibly comforting there are people out there with worse social skills then me. You're always in a good place if you can go "Well at least I'm not that!"

Kyr Knightbane:
I have had a few.

The most notable one would have to be this girl i was dating in high school. We were pretty serious and it was getting toward the end of my senior year and she was going schizo about Prom. I asked her and she said yes. So being a working guy (Having a job at 17 working 12 hour shifts graves) I paid for everything because i had a bit of disposable income.

She shows up and asks if she and her 'friend' (a gentleman i haven't met before and knew nothing about) could use my bathroom to get ready.

Of course i say "you can, he cannot, as i don't know him"

She responds with random anger and storms into the bathroom, after trying to stealthily grope him, not realizing from that angle i missed... NOTHING. He sits on my couch and glares at me for the entire time, whipping a butterfly knife in and out, trying to intimidate while i sat in my chair, doing nothing really. (Besides texting my best friend, and requesting him to get over to my house)

She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:

I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.

Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.

She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.

(I was able to return the dress and after apologizing profusely and telling the guy i'd pay full damages, he didn't charge me full price {400 extra dollars}. I managed to only have to pay an extra 100)

So yeah, my net profit for that 'date' was a ripped up dress, a trashed bathroom and a rather psychotic ex girlfriend, who i STILL, don't have any idea how i managed that one.

My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.

Dude, that's the kind of story you make up never thinking it could actually happen. I mean, sorry you went through with it, but that story has really captured my imagination.

Beffudled Sheep:
Creepy guy is creepy. Avoid him like plague, or use fire as anitbiotics to cure him :D

My weirdest date isn't all that weird. I met a girl at my second high school during a writing club meeting. We worked together reviewing submissions for the literary magazine, editing, censoring, destroying and accepting various stories, songs, poems, insane scramblings of the mentally disturbed, etc. and started talking. We both shared various interests and by the end of the meetin had show eachother our own poems and stories and discovered that our styles and tastes meshed well. After a few more meetings and days out chilling with a mutual friend we decided to date. On our first date we did things of mutual interest (gaming, anime, scathing critiques of ancient Greek philosophical movements) and just chilled. Things got weird right about then. She started talking about children, our future, my converting to christianity, and how when we have sex she wanted me to call her "My little bunny" as she called me Daddy....

Then she made several aggressive sexual advances towards me. If Either of us had protection and she hadn't freaked me out with the talk of babies and daddy I'd have been all for it. But I was damned weirded out at the time. Then she broke down in tears for a couple hours.

Very weird date.

The thing I find most fucked up about that story is she wanted you to convert to her religion, but she wanted to call you daddy during sex.

You know, the more of these I read, the more I realize it may have been a blessing in disguise that I didn't have any kind of date until university. I missed out on a LOT of potential insanity.

Kyr Knightbane:
She returns, 'ready' for prom. Picture this if you will:

I spent probably 200 bucks on her dress and shoes and accessories. It was a rental but i paid for the insurance and whatnot. She picked out the dress and everything and i merely paid for it.

Instead of using the hair straightener on her hair, she decided to burn holes in said dress. She had shredded the wonderfully crafted lower part til it looked like a cyberpunk fairy from a 90's cartoon show would wear.

She then rips the dress off, tells me i'm a selfish asshole, gives the random guy the sloppiest, most oddly sexual kiss right on my couch and they laugh and leave.

0_0 Oh jeeeeeeez. That's terrible!

My sympathies, bro!

Bara_no_Hime:

The horror. The horror.

I'm...not sure what that's referring to.

The fact that you were inches away from potential being shot to hell by angry parents with guns, or the fact that you had to watch grease 2 while your date was trying to have sex with you which could have set off the former event.

.......Gotta say, that's a hell of a story. XD

Moonlight Butterfly:

disgruntledgamer:
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Mostly what was strange about it was that he was acting like I was crazy and I had just come up with it out of nowhere. It left me questioning my own sanity lol.

Yeah he was string you along and than decided to cut the strings, it doesn't even sound like he did a good job of hiding it. No big loss, trust me hun the loser in this race was the once he picked.

FYI wouldn't be surprised he he tried something like this again especially if you're really good looking. Don't fall for it.

disgruntledgamer:

Moonlight Butterfly:

disgruntledgamer:
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Mostly what was strange about it was that he was acting like I was crazy and I had just come up with it out of nowhere. It left me questioning my own sanity lol.

Yeah he was string you along and than decided to cut the strings, it doesn't even sound like he did a good job of hiding it. No big loss, trust me hun the loser in this race was the once he picked.

FYI wouldn't be surprised he he tried something like this again especially if you're really good looking. Don't fall for it.

Well I'm not great with guys and pretty shy as it is. It kind of made it worse that I had just escaped a guy who was pretty awful.

I am rather sick at the moment so I'm just trying to focus on getting better and getting back to work rather than getting hung up on relationships.

Went on a date with a married woman... that was a weird one. Totally not my idea, I didnt even think of it like that until she mentioned it.

SaetonChapelle:
xD You're always relevant my friend. Never think you're not. And sadly upstate new york, where there's more cows and car dealerships then real people.

I like upstate New York. Maybe because it reminds me of childhood. Lots of Hockey tournaments around Rochester and Buffalo. I'm from a village in Southern Ontario, where there are more farms than fast-food franchises in a 30 KM radius.

Kyr Knightbane:
My buddy showed up, and we went bowling instead. He was such an awesome bro, he had a tux left over from a wedding and since i was mostly gussied up, we went bowling in tux's and ties. Probably the most fun I've had bowling ever.

Awesome. Just awesome.

That's creepy...

I have a friend who was molested on a... Second, I believe, date. He woke up in the middle of the night (he 14 at the time) to find this girl rubbing her crotch against his foot while he slept...

That's all I can contribute, I've never dates and when (or if) I do I'm sure I'll be the creepy one...

Moonlight Butterfly:

Well I'm not great with guys and pretty shy as it is. It kind of made it worse that I had just escaped a guy who was pretty awful.

I am rather sick at the moment so I'm just trying to focus on getting better and getting back to work rather than getting hung up on relationships.

Sounds like you got a knack for picking winners. I'd recommend getting to the doctors, leave worrying about who's not a douchebag for a latter time, seems like you got enough drama in your life as it is.

I had one first date.

We went to a park, had a soda, played some minigolf, watched the animals, went to a lawn to lie down, made out like 2 hours and are now dating for 1,5 years.

Sometimes I forget how grateful I should be for my boring, smooth uncomplicated love life.

One time I met a girl at a bus stop at night. Less than 24 hours later, I'm taking her to an Italian place in town. I was thinking "Wouldn't she think I'm a serial killer or something?". The date was pretty awkward anyways, and I haven't pursued her. I figure I don't have to hang on to every opportunity.

I asked a girl out once. She was a lesbian.
She didn't know til a couple years after, and she was a twi-hard when I asked her.

By the sounds of that guy he was arrogant about his chances, maybe due to being rich and built a brick house.

SaneAmongInsane:
Big Snip

Her family never talked about her father either. I still worry about her :/

Have sex with him . You will never hear from him again . Trust me , i am a man .

OT: i once had a date with this woman that was 20 years my senior . She came to my place . We were watching a movie . She said she needed to pee . The she asked me if i ever been peed on . I told the truth and said no . She proceeded to ask me if i would like to . I gave her a weird look . Then said maybe . She went to the bathroom , sat on the toilette and said :" put your hands between my legs, we'll see if you enjoythe sensation ".

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Cripes...

TelHybrid:
My story isn't on that level of weird, but confusing (for me).

Me and this girl I know went for a meal at Nando's (her choice of place, I went with it). Then after we had eaten we weren't sure what to get up to. She suggested movies at mine, so I went with it. Was completely innocent, I didn't make a move as it was our first date (though we had been friends for years) and it seemed a bit too early for that, and she didn't give me an opening (at least judging by her body language), but mostly the first date thing.
It wasn't an overly great date, but not too bad. I avoided being as socially awkward as I normally am, avoided any bad jokes, but we had some laughs and a good time to be honest.

The following week I sent her a text, asking how it was going and if she wanted to go out again. No reply, I figured I would take the hint. She then replied 3 weeks later. Weird.

I then found out from 2 mutual friends of ours, that she had made up some really weird lies about the date, such as "he brought his friends along" and "he made me pay" and "he wanted to take me bowling". None of these things were true, and these 2 mutual friends don't even know each other, so it's not like they're both going to make it up.

I pretty much avoided her since then. It's a shame as we were good friends beforehand, but she proved to be untrustworthy and a compulsive liar.

Nando's didn't work... What is this I don't even...

The only awkward first date I had still went well somehow.
I could post the full story depending on reaciton but here's the cliff notes.

Went to cinema
had good kiss
Girl got text from sister's friend saying shes drunk
We both proceed to leave to help sister
we both get thrown up on and have to hold a semi-oncious woman up in the middle of a busy day in town - keep in mind this is the first time I met her sister
Go to her house, meet her parents when they are so angry there face is red
(I've never been good at the 'meet parents stick')
but somehow after all the crazy stuff calmed down, we made plans again and she looks so cute when shes embaressed to this day :)

OP: DAFUQ.... will work on better reply later

aegix drakan:
I'm...not sure what that's referring to.
The fact that you were inches away from potential being shot to hell by angry parents with guns, or the fact that you had to watch grease 2 while your date was trying to have sex with you which could have set off the former event.

Grease 2. **shudder** I don't like Grease, and Grease 2 is like - to quote Yahtzee - "being raped in the ear by a man wearing a sand paper condom."

The crippling fear of her family was less horror and more just awkward. It's not like I could tell her that I kept having flashbacks to "Boys Don't Cry" * without insulting her family by implication.

Anyway, after the movie I slept over (in the guest room). The next morning, her folks went to church and we fooled around on her sofa while they were gone, so it wasn't a total loss. However, pretending to like Grease for a night was rather traumatic and it was the sort of funny/awkward story that I hoped would make the OP smile.

* Boys Don't Cry is a movie about - to massively oversimplify - two lesbians in the deep south. At the end of the film, one of them is raped and murdered by the other's angry brothers.

krazykidd:
Have sex with him . You will never hear from him again . Trust me , i am a man .

OT: i once had a date with this woman that was 20 years my senior . She came to my place . We were watching a movie . She said she needed to pee . The she asked me if i ever been peed on . I told the truth and said no . She proceeded to ask me if i would like to . I gave her a weird look . Then said maybe . She went to the bathroom , sat on the toilette and said :" put your hands between my legs, we'll see if you enjoythe sensation ".

DON'T JUDGE ME!

In your defense... Thats one of those situations where you have to do it, just because of how fucked up it is.

Beffudled Sheep:

chaos order:

Beffudled Sheep:
Because its so simple! The solution has been stealthily avoiding your eye contact for years! But now you know :D

that statement seems to imply ive been on many dates when in fact ive ever been on two, and one was set up by a friend against my will... now guess how old i am lol

Oh don't be silly! Avoiding eye contact isn't just something you do on dates. It can be a daily occurrence to be shared with so many other friends and strangers!

I'm guessing like late 20's?

i only avoid contact with my female friends and unfortunately i tend to make eye contact with strangers which brings the whole awkward notch straight to eleven.

Oh i was convinced you were gonna under shoot my age due to my lack of experience with dating, but im actually in my early twenties.

i have to say i think i have one that might top it. the story goes like this i was on a second date with this girl that i thought i liked when i notice my ex girlfriend at a table across the restaurant i had thought that she had been stalking me for a while. so i manage to ignore her for the remainder of the date but as i soon found out the girl i had been dating was batshit insane she would throw out my things and then deny it even though i had proof and she was self burner then show it to people so then they would ask if she was being abused long story short i broke up with and a few months later i was dating my current girl friend and i hear a scuffle out side the restaurant and i see my two exes beating the hell out of each other like broken noses and lost teeth fighting apparently they had both been stalking me and when they saw each other they both wanted me so they fought luckily i knew the owner of the restaurant and we snuck out and now we've been dating for 2 years and i'm thinking about proposing

i like how when he was talking about belly rings and he says he wants the satisfaction "of playing with an dangling one" in psychology they call that a Freudian slip

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