What's Your Kink?

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aegix drakan:

Diablo1099:
Man, I've learned things here today, The Escapist is just as fucked up as every other place on the internet.

0_o I'm surprised you thought differently.

Well, when I compared it to other places, this site almost seemed like only sane man.
Then again, I stick to the RP section so what do I know?

Stoya.

A PERSON CAN BE A FETISH RIGHT?

Diablo1099:

aegix drakan:

Diablo1099:
Man, I've learned things here today, The Escapist is just as fucked up as every other place on the internet.

0_o I'm surprised you thought differently.

Well, when I compared it to other places, this site almost seemed like only sane man.
Then again, I stick to the RP section so what do I know?

0_0 And you hang out in RP where we see the MOST crazy?!

Again, I'm shocked you thought differently.

*is trying to be funny, in case that wasn't obvious. XD*

aegix drakan:

0_0 And you hang out in RP where we see the MOST crazy?!

Again, I'm shocked you thought differently.

*is trying to be funny, in case that wasn't obvious. XD*

In my defense, Despite the fact this was a joke, That's people *Pretending* to be Crazy, like Robert Downey JR playing that mad actor in Tropic Thunder.
Because he does it on screen doesn't mean actually paints his entire body to look black at home, you know what I mean?
/Going offline, don't expect response.

Thigh-high stockings and tight sweaters. Seriously, if I see a girl in a close-fitted sweater, it doesn't matter how unattractive I'd normally find her, I immediately want to pick her lock with my sonic screwdriver.

And with that awful innuendo as a segue, it's time for my obligatory fanboy orgasm over David Tennant.

My ideal significant other would be be a redhead with the face of a movie star, the bosoms of a porn star, the body of an Olympic athlete and a Nobel prize winning mind.

You know, like a female Niels Bohr, but with a nice face and red hair.

LOL captcha: 'come along, pond'.

Futanari no questions asked. To me everything is sexier with futanaris

Guys that are passionate about what they do, tall guys, guys with accents, guys who can sing well, guys that know how to cook.

Big girls.

That is all.

Girls significantly smaller than me.

(I've only met one girl who was taller than me - she was 6'5"! - so this one is pretty easy.)

Saltarius:
Big girls.

That is all.

Tall, wide or both? Gotta ask.

srm79:

Also, giving oral sex. I love going down on a woman.

You're Caucasian aren't you? I like that too, but whenever I hear of guys that like doing that besides myself they're usually white for some reason.

Sexy undies. Not trashy crotchless and holed stuff, the classy stuff - basque, suspender belt, stockings, either white or black. Optional, but knee high fuck-me boots will guarantee that I'm running at 110% of full revs.

Also, giving oral sex. I love going down on a woman.

One or two others that my British sensibilities prevents me from airing in public!

disgruntledgamer:

srm79:

Also, giving oral sex. I love going down on a woman.

You're Caucasian aren't you? I like that too, but whenever I hear of guys that like doing that besides myself they're usually white for some reason.

As it happens, yes. Never really considered it as factor though to be honest!

srm79:

disgruntledgamer:

srm79:

Also, giving oral sex. I love going down on a woman.

You're Caucasian aren't you? I like that too, but whenever I hear of guys that like doing that besides myself they're usually white for some reason.

As it happens, yes. Never really considered it as factor though to be honest!

Not really a factor I'd say just an observation I've made.

whats with all the guys liking small girls? are long legs not attractive anymore.
makes me(6'2'') sad...

Tatoos, selectively. Also exotic hair colors, particularly purple.

Jenvas1306:
whats with all the guys liking small girls? are long legs not attractive anymore.
makes me(6'2'') sad...

I have no clue. Maybe it's because certain areas look bigger if their girl friend is small in order to compensate for something. Don't know, don't have that problem that's just my guess it could be anything really, I never got the Asian fetish either so....

I actually prefer taller girls around my height 5,9 1/2 or at least higher than my shoulders, I don't like looking down to look them in the eye, I'm ok with taller girls as well but anything over 6,5 is pushing it. I'd sooner date taller than shorter.

chaser5000:
Anyone else like unnatural hair colors, I really like blue hair especially when it's cut short.

Anime fan?... Rei Ayanami comes to mind quite fast

We've had this thread before, haven't we?

Welp, same answer as always: Platinum blonde hair, fake tan, breast implants, and a lot of make-up. Oh, and hair extensions. I suppose some people would call it the "bimbo-look" but i prefer not to because i find that term degrading.

SuperScrub:
Futanari no questions asked. To me everything is sexier with futanaris

Your aware that 90% of the people in this forum dont know what futanari is?, and if you dont please DONT google it, especcially whit image search moderation turn off (wink* wink*)

Girls covered in tattoos and with stretched ears, make me all twirly.

disgruntledgamer:

Saltarius:
Big girls.

That is all.

Tall, wide or both? Gotta ask.

Wide.

trty00:
I'm a... fuck it, I don't feel like sharing again.

You'll just have to guess. ;)

This?

...errr...I'm definitely not saying some of the stuff that gets me off..but I can think of something that would be safe to say and wouldn't be to weird. I am into Amazonian women...the muscly kind...though not to muscly were they pretty much might as well be a male body builder (ex. Futurama xD). Nah, I'm talking finely toned like Wonder Woman. Granted there might be many others who share the same fetish but I am willing to say that you don't have dreams about them... 0_0 ... which is why I can tell this is a genuine fetish of mine.

Connor Lonske:
anything related to pee, for starters.

Flat How? I can ever for the life of me understand why people are into that.

Diablo1099:

Connor Lonske:
anything related to pee, for starters.

Flat How? I can ever for the life of me understand why people are into that.

Fucked if i know.

Off Topic: You're still alive? I would say post on Mall Fight but seeing how we ended the main continuity there's no point.

Connor Lonske:

Diablo1099:

Connor Lonske:
anything related to pee, for starters.

Flat How? I can ever for the life of me understand why people are into that.

Fucked if i know.

Off Topic: You're still alive? I would say post on Mall Fight but seeing how we ended the main continuity there's no point.

Left Mall Fight, IRL Matters, besides, too busy with Escapist RPs.

Diablo1099:

Left Mall Fight, IRL Matters, besides, too busy with Escapist RPs.

Then forget I said anything.

SuperScrub:
Futanari no questions asked. To me everything is sexier with futanaris

Isn't that just technically men?

Ugh, I didn't want to post, and this is so far back no one will see it, but screw it. People need to learn what freaking "kinks" are. A kink isn't "red hair" or "freckles" or "glasses". That's just your plain old taste in women/men. If your answer was something aesthetically normal, then you don't have any kinks. Kinks are deviancies, shit like clowns, or furries, or futa like that guy above me said.
Sorry for going off, but jeez. Guess I've just spent too much time around weird people and weird shit. The internet, man.

Anyway, can't rant like that and not contribute, so everyone just google Corruption of Champions or something.

Bondage. I like being tied up and unable to move. I like looking at tied up people. I like gags, seeing people gagged, being gagged or just really anything being put in my mouth (I have a bit of an oral fixation and love performing cunnilingus).

I'm lucky to have a partner whose into the more domination/submission apsects of BDSM. She's a Switch, so I guess that makes me one too. I find the roleplaying sexy enough (though I could live without it if I had to) and I get to incorporate my rope bondage stuff into it. I'm the same for pain, I don't mind whipping/being whipped, but it's not my kink.

We've been really exploring each other's boundaries and been enjoying things I'd never thought of or considered. 69s to anal play (both parties) to light wax play. S'all good fun. Curious enough know to try pegging one of these days.

We're also only really into it for the ridiculously amazing private sex, neither of us are interested in lifestyle stuff or exhibitionism.

The strangest thing is with this Fifty Shades of Grey thing going on I've got so many friends talking about the really light bondage they're getting up to, I just have to knowingly smile and reply "wow you guys are really wild". Because from the outsides we look the most boringly normal couple.

I am into female objectification and slavery. And having a loving relationship with another man.

Tuesday Night Fever:
Aesthetically I find the goth/emo/punk/scene/rocker/etc. type of looks to be rather pleasing.

I 100% agree.

Other then that... red heads and women with really REALLY short hair. (My wife shaved her head once just for the hell of it... I think that was when we ended up having the most sex in our relationship. And, we've been together for 10 years.)

Complete submission of my will and life, being completely under another's control, and pet play. I am the kitten of a very awesome Owner. :P
Also being made to wear bondage under my clothing out in public. So much fun and no one knows. ^^

Monsters are my favorite. A monster man with sharp teeth, claws, horns, gray skin, spikes down his back, demon tail, animal/dragon legs... mmm. Think it's referred to as teratophilia. Aliens included in that, although I'm much pickier with 'um.

Lots lots lots of other things but I'll keep it at that.

darklilac:

Monsters are my favorite. A monster man with sharp teeth, claws, horns, gray skin, spikes down his back, demon tail, animal/dragon legs... mmm. Think it's referred to as teratophilia. Aliens included in that, although I'm much pickier with 'um.

It'd be worth hours a makeup and some demonic roleplaying... But sadly I don't think there are any women in my area thats into it. Oh, before anyone says "but you are married!" I'm in an open relationship.

Edit: Pretty sure i'll never get to even try it.

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