The Narcissism Test

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I got a 9.

Narcissistic Trait

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 3.00

JoJo:

Calibanbutcher:

JoJo:
My result...

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.

But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

Gah, I've finally be topped, curse thee! You know, with an score like that you'd be a prime recruit for the Injustice League, consider it :-P

A recruit?
If you are in need of a new leader just say so, but a lowly recruit, me?
Thank you very much, but I believe I shall stick with my own group for now.

I don't buy it. I got a 10, and I would have expected about a 16.

23, and I don't think it's such a great and accurate test.

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 4.00

I scored a 15 which is average according to the quiz although it doesn't seem to average on here.

I find this a bit flawed. Being able to manipulate people doesn't mean you *choose* to manipulate people, which is what the test seems to be implying. And my goodness, how many ways were they going to ask "So, do you think you're hot?"

Still, fun little exercise.

Lionsfan:

JoJo:
My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Isn't that what narcissism is? Not necessarily being better than everyone, but thinking that you're better regardless of whoever you're going against

I think his point is that you could correctly believe you are better, and still score as a narcissist.

I remember this test... I took it once, and it scored me 19.
However, I took another test, that placed me as strongly neurotic. So I hate myself, but I'm obsessed with myself.

Something tells me tests on the internet are bullshit.

(Except that one that said I was socially apt, handsome, witty, above average intelligence, and introverted. That one CLEARLY knew what it was going on about. /sarcasm)

I got zero. Woo.

I scored a 13.
Authority: 4
Self-sufficiency: 4
Superiority: 0
Exhibitionism: 0
Exploitativeness: 3
Vanity: 0
Entitlement: 2

Uhhh, yeah... Some of the questions caused me to go "Well, they're both true"
So, I kinda don't believe the actual result...
I mean, it's mostly true, but some things it said about me were kinda weird...

Your Total: 2
Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

I think it's confusing self loathing with modesty...<.<

I just wanted to see what would happen if you gamed the system.

Turns out, there's no funny quips for people who picked all of the narcissistic answers.

Usually I like doing these little internet tests, but the wording in this one is just so off that I doubt I could take it seriously.

One, with all one point in "Superiority".

This test was kind of derpy.

WoW Killer:
Lawl...

Results of your
Narcissistic Personality Quiz

Your Total: 0
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.

Here's how you rated on the seven component traits of narcissism:

Narcissistic Trait Strength of Trait
Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

I'm no psychologist, but I don't think the questions are all that appropriate. It's like A1: I am a narcissist, B1: I am not a narcissist, A2: Sometimes, I like to be a narcissist, B2: Sometimes, I do not like to be a narcissist, A3: Acting like a narcissist is natural to me, etc.

Thats pretty much what I thought for some of the questions, I also got a 0.

I scored 2.
Pretty sure that's because I said the world would be a better place if I ruled it. And while that would only be true if I could use my power to magic up a utopia, I still agree with that statement more than the other choice.

For all the other answers I was pretty modest though, I'd describe myself as the complete opposite of a narcissist tbh.

12.

Though a lot of the questions seemed stupid and sometimes the answers had overlap.

And there were a few repeats.

18

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 1.00

I understand the test only having 2 extremes for answers, makes getting a clear result easier, so pick the one that is closer to your inbetween ofc.

It told me what I thought... About myself. How utterly shocking.

Hm guessing having had a good look at the article, I think it generally makes sense. If you don't believe in you, who else will.

Your Total : 25

Here's how you rated on the seven component traits of narcissism:

Strength of Trait

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 4.00
Entitlement: 2.00

I have no idea what im doing.

I got a 4.
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

JoJo:

Lionsfan:

JoJo:
My result...

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Isn't that what narcissism is? Not necessarily being better than everyone, but thinking that you're better regardless of whoever you're going against

I suppose but I don't see that definition as particularly useful, whether feelings of superiority are a help or hinder depend a lot on the individual person and their situation. I'll admit I have a superiority complex or two but I'm smart enough not to lord over other people and the confidence is a great help in interviews and job applications, so I think the test fails really to find out whether any narcissism is actually a "disorder" or not.

if you look like brad pitt with the brain of einstein and the charisma of a god and you recognize that fact would it truely make you a narcissist?

14
only reason i scored that high was because people are genuinely drawn to me and i find it easy to influence them. it is the exact opposite of what i want in life but it is the truth, how does that make me narcissistic?

4

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Wow. I'm almost the opposite of a narcissist.

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Dunno, seemed pretty stupid to be honest. My score was evidentially pretty consistent though....so thats, something.

31

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 6.00
Exhibitionism: 7.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 5.00
Entitlement: 3.00

Ha! I'm better than all of you!

Got a 9!

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

I like being in charge!

Bara_no_Hime:
31

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 6.00
Exhibitionism: 7.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 5.00
Entitlement: 3.00

Ha! I'm better than all of you!

Dayum, that is some mighty fine exhibitionism score you got there. Dare I ask, are you secretly a nudist?

24. And Vanity would likely by higher if I wasn't fat. I had high scores in authority exhibitionism and entitlement. With a few points in exploitativeness.

Oh dear.

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

score of 15.

Hmm, not such a narcissist as i thought

I got a 7, some of the questions seemed kind of rigged though.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

23 with high scores in authority, self sufficiency and exploitation. It's not narcissism, I'm just fucking brilliant and would be an asset to the world political system.

I got a 1. _

To be fair I thought a lot of those were very poorly worded.

People seem to be criticizing the test yet everyone's getting different answers. I'm pretty sure that means it's working, unless you don't answer the test truthfully. Some people scored high by answering yes to the apparently black and white "Narcissistic" answers while others scored low by answering no to the apparently black and white narcissistic answers.

I scored a 10.

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

I got 4.
2 in authority and 2 in exploitativeness.
I must say, I often found myself alienated by both choices equally, which made this kinda hard.
also even though I exploit people, I rather do it for their own good than my own.
also I neither believe that "I am going to be a great person" nor "I hope I am going to be successful", considering there are more important matters in the world than whatever happens in my life.

Hmm, I find the fact that it is so easy to get 40 just by trying to pick narcissistic options discredits this test. If I can clearly tell for every question what the resulting interpretation will be, then the test ceases to be an assessment of my level of narcissism and becomes a set of questions of 'Do I think I'm a narcissist'. Also some of the questions seemed very odd, as both the answers were often false in my truthful run (I got 4 by the way) and they were certainly not opposites as the test states. Particularly question 13 about manipulating people, where both answers assume that I manipulate people in the first place (which I would need to have done to know how easy I find it or whether I enjoy it), the answers are not mutually exclusive, and all this isn't even touching on the dubious potential of the questions of actually assessing narcissistic qualities at all...

I scored a 20

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00

I try and balance having a high self esteem with being kind to others. I tend to LIKE being in authority but I don't mind it if I'm not. I do not, however, like being told what to do if I did not agree to a contract.

Did this earlier so I can't give specific scores, I just know I got 7, with 3 or 4 in Superiority, mainly because I know I'm smarter than most of the people I encounter. Not sure if that makes me a genius, or if all the people I encounter are just impressively stupid.

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