The Narcissism Test

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Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 6.00

My score is 30.

After beating down my depression without any assistance, you bet your ass I feel Godly.
My ego is bigger than Seto Kaiba's.

Hmmm....I got a 15, a basic Average however I have a very very high Authority score.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

"Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and power. People who score higher on authority like to be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake alone. You scored particularly high in authority, suggesting you see yourself as a leader or as someone who values power."

Ya, I just like power in general. Power over people, it's nice...but just the general concept of any type of power appeals to me. Huh....I wonder if that means if I have some kind of super villainous demeanor hidden deep beneath my psyche.

14.

Narcissistic Trait

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 0.00

High average, eh? I guess that's how I feel sometimes, but I call shenanigans on this test. It doesn't really cover many nuances with only two possible answers, and some of the questions were even repeated, albeit worded slightly different.

My total: 17

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 5.00

Calibanbutcher:

JoJo:
My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.

But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

You just made my day, lol!

I scored a 5, but a lot of those questions needed a third answer. They were either "Are you a prick with a god complex?" or "Do you hate your life and yourself?".

Dr. Doomsduck:
Dayum, that is some mighty fine exhibitionism score you got there. Dare I ask, are you secretly a nudist?

Of course! I'm entirely naked under my clothes. :D

But yeah, to those saying the test is a bit broken - to answer "honestly" I had to channel the part of me who wants to be the Queen of the World. All shall love me and despair. Etc. It was rather hard to take some of those questions seriously.

Total: 4
1 in Authority, Exhibitionism, Exploitativeness and Entitlement each.

Test is a piece of shit, but I'd say the results are fairly accurate nevertheless. A shut-in whiny fucker is a fairly apt description of me.

I really don;t like the test..its just to binary..to black and white

My score was 20 in total.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 5.00

I guess it was pretty accurate for me.

I really don't like how some choices are framed such as questions 8 and 14, where neither choice works for me. Still an interesting quiz thks for the post

scored a ten which is a relief I guess since it's average. I've delt with quelling arrogant delusions for a long time haha

I scored a 1

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 0.00

These questions are worded weird. Especially the vanity part, I do like looking in the mirror - I like to check for food stuck in my teeth or if I have to re-braid my hair. >_> Oh vanity, I am you and you are me!

I got a score of 26.

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 5.00

You know what? I'm OK with that, really. I feel it suits me.

1 in Authority
3 in Exploitativeness
Zero everywhere else.

So I'm a dependent, if manipulative wallflower who's maybe okay with relaying someone else's orders, but who wouldn't want to be in charge. Eh, I'd say it fits. It's a bit sad, but it fits. Working a twisty tongue is more or less part and parcel of higher education, it seems. A lot of postgrad students can turn downright obsequious when talking to their professors. I hate licking boots, but wording things so they're presented in the least contentious manner I can guarantee is pretty much a reflex of mine.

Total Score - 38 ... BASK IN MY EGO.

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 5.00

But i'll be the first to admit I have a massive ego.

Although I would have thought my vanity score would be higher, i'm vain as fuck.

I got a 29... Is that good or bad?

25.

Yay. Now another online test has told me I'm something wrong.

Apparently I'm a Narcissistic Austistic Sociopath.

The internet is fun

I ended up with 17-

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Which seems about fair to me. I hate relying on other people or being constrained by other people, hence the high self-sufficiency. I like to show off things I've done, music I've written, artwork etc so there's the exhibitionism. Not really sure about exploitativeness. Which apparently isn't a word, according to my browser (chrome).

Your Total: 15

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

I got a 2 and think both of them are form; "well I don't want to pick the other answer."

I don't trust this thing I retook it and I got a 0. I am not that modest. Like I said there was some questions where I didn't have a good answer to.

Some of those questions made no goddamn sense and need to be worded better.

Your total: 19

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 4.00

That is about right though. Anyone who knows me knows I have the capabilities to be both a real friend and an asshole. It's kinda why I related so much to Kenny from the Walking Dead game. We just had a lot in common.

Your Total: 19

Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Narcissistic Trait Strength of Trait
Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

I actually feel rather proud of these results.

I consider Narcissism to be an extremely useful thing.

Smolderin:
Hmmm....I got a 15, a basic Average however I have a very very high Authority score.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

"Authority refers to a person's leadership skills and power. People who score higher on authority like to be in charge and gain power, often for power's sake alone. You scored particularly high in authority, suggesting you see yourself as a leader or as someone who values power."

Ya, I just like power in general. Power over people, it's nice...but just the general concept of any type of power appeals to me. Huh....I wonder if that means if I have some kind of super villainous demeanor hidden deep beneath my psyche.

You literally have all the supervillain traits:

Authority: "I can rule the world!"
Self Sufficiency: "And I don't need anyone else to help me do it!"
Entitlement: "It belongs to me Muhahahaha!"

Or, if you were vainer and more exploitative you could become a politician.

Pff, this "test" is stupid.
It basically boils down to:
Are you a narcissist?
[ ] No
[X] Yes

You choose yes! Congrats, you're a narcissist!

20...

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 4.00

I scored a 13--average.

Like others have said some of the questions seemed silly. The worst part is that I could have said "Yes" to both options given on some of the questions but the test mandated an "either-or" response.

Nice test

28 for me

Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 5.00

it's fairly accurate i'll say...

I scored a 6

Though alot of those questions seemed in dire need of a middle ground

17!

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Interesting survey to take, considering I can be self-absorbed at times, but also understand the value of modesty. Many of the questions they asked didn't really fit either of my views-I'll readily admit that "my body is nothing special", for instance (at least from the neck down ;D), but I also "like to look at my body". Still, I think there's merit in asking questions that don't fit, as they encourage you to think hard about it. It definitely leaves those in the mushy middle out to dry though.

I scored a nine:

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Apparently, I'm overbearingly authoritative (People tend to see me as a leader, but I hate it. What the hell?), and talented at exploiting people...

Fair cop, I guess. At least everything else is a zero, or I'd probably be a Bad Guy.

I scored a 12, with the only excess in superiority.

My results:

Total: 12

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Huh, that's... interesting. Some of those questions were mighty retarded, however, so I'm doubting the accuracy of this particular test.

I got a six with half of that being in superiority. Eh, to be honest I kind of BS'd like half of it.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

1

I'm sorry, but I didn't really see how that's correct, I see myself as average in pretty much everything. The quiz itself was too long and could be cut in half simply by removing all the doubles of questions. If those doubles were replaced with new ones, maybe, but still.

Calibanbutcher:

JoJo:
My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.

But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

hahaha! Jokes on you, sucker; you don't know what I have up in my other tabs!

....and yet somehow I feel like the loser here.

OT: 13 Fine I guess. Test was a bit awkward, but I tried to be fairly honest.

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