The Narcissism Test

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Stupid questions, but I scored 30, I might need medical assistance lol.

Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 5.00

Besides, many of them questions are more about your position at work, not your character, as a supervisor and general planner I simply need people to do what I tell them and I need to know very well how to make them do it without complaints.

Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 4.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 1.00
Your Total: 23

I'm cool with that.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Total of 3. So I'm an entitled, self-sufficient exhibitionist? Sounds right. Is there an altruism test?

25...then I posted it on facebook, just to validate the results even moreso

Your Total: 28
Between 12 and 15 is average.
Celebrities often score closer to 18.
Narcissists score over 20.
Because you scored 18 or higher, you may want to check out the symptoms of narcissistic personality disorder.

Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 3.00
Superiority: 5.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 4.00

I'm not very surprised, I've always known myself to be a Narcissist.

I got a 3.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

I gotta say, its kinda a crap quiz, as if only two choices for the questions, I cant really pick a right answer.

*Edit*

Also, while there, I took a young adult ADHD test... I got a 11. between 9 and 12 means I may have ADHD... which may answer some questions...

I got 24 -.-

Authority: 6.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 3.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 4.00

Stupid test.

WoW Killer:

I'm no psychologist, but I don't think the questions are all that appropriate.

The test is not well designed and will not provide an accurate indication of an individual's narcissism.

Your Total: 27
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Your Total: 20

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 6.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Uh, right then.

Your total: 5

Narcissistic Trait
Authority: 4.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

This feels like one of those standardized tests. But one of the new ones, done by folks right out of university. There was so much cross-referencable obsolescence it triggered my paranoia.

Things I dislike about these test is if you understand the meaning behind the test and understand it's coming it can really sway your results by looking at this test it could be 5 points. It doesn't even matter that the test is based on anonymity, majority of us have pre conceived notions about what we are and often times we don't consider ourselves closer to a narcissist. I mean anybody that understand the definition of narcissism should be able to score basically the lowest and highest score on the test.

Anyways I'm at an 8

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 2.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Now if I took the test drunk I'd probably get a 20

Your Total: 31
Authority: 8.00
Self-Sufficiency: 6.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 5.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 3.00

tehee fuck yea im awesome. HIGH SCORE!

Total: 9

Narcissistic Traits:

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Wow, apparently I have a tiny ego but I'm one manipulative, slightly authorative motherfucker. While I figured I'd be below average for my total, I didn't not expect the specifics. That said, this was a horrible test that used poor examples of binary opinion. Two answers is fine - sometime even preferable - way to conduct testing, but the responses here were hilariously bad.

I scored a 6, which seemed rather low. These questions are a bit too black and white, I think. There's probably more nuance to narcissism than that. And looking the results over, people either scored extremely low, or extremely high, and that can't be properly done. I like the basic idea of the test, but I think it's rather poorly executed. Not that I could do any better, mind you.

Authority: 2

Self Sufficiency: 0

Superiority: 1

Exhibitionism: 1

Exploitativeness: 2

Your Total: 4

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 0.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 0.00

Ok then. I seem to be way below average.

My humility is unmatched! Look in awe you insects, for your king has come and mastered yet another virtue. Put on your burlap sacks and give me all your valuables. I shall teach you humility, or death!

I got a 22.... yeah sounds about right, I'm truly truly truly outrageous.

I scored 15, which is on the high side of average.

Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I don't agree with the high score in entitlement though. I expect a lot out of people, but no more than I expect out of myself.

Your Total: 30
Yah, im pretty fucking awesome. Thats just how I do.

I tried being honest instead of getting the "Modest" score.

I got a 14. Pretty average.

Authority: 3.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 3.00

My total; 4
Authority: 1.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 0.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Did I win? I don't think I won...

JoJo:
My result...

22

Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 4.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 1.00
Entitlement: 2.00

Woah, the Escapist record so far! Not a particularly good test though since it can't differentiate between someone who erroneously believes they are better than others and someone who actually is better, and it would be dead easy to get a low score by deliberately answering the "modest" answers. Quite seriously I don't believe I have the disorder despite scoring high enough since I get along well with most people, certainly not bad enough it's a disorder >.>

Well, that's kind ofthe point. It doesn't really matter whether you're superior or not, it's how superior you THINK you are. You can have an overblown opinion of yourself and still deserve most of it. And arguably, a narcissist could get along fine with lots of people, as long as none of those people challenge their sense of self-worth.

Not to say that I think you're a narcissist either; I don't know you and I'm not a psychologist. I figure how you react to someone challenging you is a better indicator of narcissism than an Internet questionnaire.

Your Total: 18
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 1.00
Superiority: 2.00
Exhibitionism: 0.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 4.00

The scores are what I expected, but the quiz itself is worthless. I'm surprised the BBC would consider this newsworthy.

Calibanbutcher:
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Come back when you're ready to play with the big boys...

My result:
27
Strength of Trait
Authority: 7.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 5.00
Exploitativeness: 4.00
Vanity: 2.00
Entitlement: 3.00

I may have issues.
Or not.
Probably not.
Because I am f*ckin awesome.

But so are YOU.
Yes YOU, the person reading this.
You made the deliberate choice to spend your leisure time on the internet not consuming porn or flinging insults at others like a crazy monkey flings his poo around, no, you made the decision to be a part of the escapist community and that makes you awesome.
And don't you forget that.

This is fuckin awesome! hahahahahaha

Your post made my day you sir are indeed awesome!

hahahahaha

Didn't bother to take the test though cause I know I'll never be as awesome as you. hahahahaha

There are some bullshit questions in there and lots of repetition. And I'm not just saying that because I scored a 9.

I scored a 15.

How boring.

15, with an impressive 5 entitlement (seemed more from my view that people should get what they deserve, I don't really think that implies I deserve more), 0 exploitativeness (which isn't entirely true, I would like a 1 or so) and 2 exhibitionism, which I have no idea how I got. The rest are 1-3. Honestly I think the test was pretty stupid. Especially the 'modesty does not become me' vs 'I am essentially a modest person'. You're saying you're immodest in a modest way or modest in an immodest way. -_- And compliments. I think there are plenty of people who both are embarrassed and enjoy being complimented, they're not mutually exclusive.

I got a 20. Pretty cool.
Authority: 5.00
Self-Sufficiency: 5.00
Superiority: 4.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 3.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Overall: 10
Authority: 2
Self-sufficiency: 1
Superiority: 2
Exhibitionism: 1
Exploitativeness: 1
Vanity: 1
Entitlement: 2

I'd say this is not the best kind of test, answers are too general and yet not really suitable.

Fuck you, I don't need to take your stupid test. I'm fucking awesome, and don't need something to tell me so. Now bow down before me, worm.

Do I win? :p

I got a 4.

However, some of those questions were too black and white. Several times, I found myself going: "Well, I don't like either of those possibilites."

8, so below avarage as expected rather high vanity though.

Authority: 0.00
Self-Sufficiency: 0.00
Superiority: 1.00
Exhibitionism: 1.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 3.00
Entitlement: 2.00

I scored 20.
(closed the tab before reading the thread properly)
But even though I think I can manipulate people rather easily, I don't do it.

Also being known colloquially as the smartest in my school doesn't help me being humble.

Well, I got an 11

Authority: 2.00
Self-Sufficiency: 2.00
Superiority: 3.00
Exhibitionism: 2.00
Exploitativeness: 1.00
Vanity: 0.00
Entitlement: 1.00

Even though my overall score was quite okay, those superiority points kind of make me feel like a douche.

31? Well damn.

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