everything is not SEXY

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NOTE: this rant is only for those that have Deviant Art or Fur Affinity accounts, Thank you

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9637987

okay you know what. its bad enough I can't get away from the idiots, but everyone, "Everyone" on this planet is a pervert okay!

because you know I can't take two steps without someone making some sexy or even porn related artwork of someone be it game characters. movie characters hell I've seen pics of whats her name who was the glitch from wreck-it-Ralph people make porn from pokemon people make porn from digimon, people make porn from sonic, bomberman, pac-man street fighter, all of marvel, all of capcom, so on and so on, just EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS!! why don't you a##holes make a sexy pic of Jesus while your at it, then the circle will be complete! and I'm pretty sure someone already has..

look people I don't care if you want to make this stuff, people have a right to make or draw whatever they want because you know art is art one way or the other ( and you persnickety art people can put a cork in it ) what really bothers me is the fact you try to make everything sexy needless to say I saw the internet Explorer and Skype symbol with a sexy pose and all I can say is what the hell, does everyone have there mind in the gutter? if
theres a female character people find popular they'll draw them a double D

if there flat chested they'll give him a large size
if there too young there make them older and give him a big size
if there a %#cking robot they'll make it a women somehow !
and the worst of it people print this makes books and sell there art to others , yeah the art work is fabulous but do you honestly believe people are going to look at for artistic means or are they going to hide in a corner and jerk off to it

so you know I don't want to see 6 year olds with tits alright its not normal and if someone never had large breasts to start with, why not keep it that way and admire them for who they truly, because if you don't your just being superficial. but we don't live in that world do we?
no everyone only thinks with there sexual parts then there brains in that case everyone should have there dicks and vaginas switched with there faces so everyone can truly be who they are

a bunch of sex crazed freaks..

slypizza:
I've seen pics of whats her name who was the glitch from wreck-it-Ralph

...is this a spoiler? Could someone who's seen the movie tell me if this is a spoiler?

EDIT: I've been told it's not. Thanks, people.

slypizza:
why don't you a##holes make a sexy pic of Jesus while your at it, then the circle will be complete! and I'm pretty sure someone already has..

Of course this exists. Want pictures?
Oh, and welcome to the Internet I guess? If something exist, there is porn of it. Not much more to say.

EDIT: And I don't understand why this only relate to people with DA or FA accounts. You'd think the people who frequent 4chan, paheal, danbooru, etc would be a better target.

Ya know what this reminds me of? That one time when slypizza posted a rant about fursecution that got locked within a couple hours.

You could always, I dunno, not go to Deviantart and Furaffinity. I'd say the names should be some sort of indicator.

Besides, Rule 34 has been established for quite the long time now.

I only ever really run across pornographic material if I'm actively searching it out, but then I spend a lot of my internet time just around here, so I may not be the best comparison.

Welcome, newcomer, to the internet. Let me tell you about Rule 34.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34
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If it exists, there is porn of it.

Oh wow. Thank you for this post. I never realised it before, but Internet ExplorerxSkype is now my new OTP.

But seriously, what does it matter what other people find attractive? As long as they're not offensively overt about it (like bringing it up at every opportunity), I really don't see the issue.

I understand this is about rule 34, but I'm not sure I get what the rant is really about. Is it about the tendency for sexiness to exist in mainstream media, or is it just about the existence of rule 34? The spelling and grammar made it kind of hard to understand.

Never mind, I think I got it. So it's about how the above mentioned websites modify existing characters to make them hotter. I guess it makes sense if it is wank material. Do any of the culprits there ever pretend that it's anything else?

Dude, it's called grammar, spelling and punctuation. Give it a try sometime. Snšlla, give it a try.

What's going on in this thread?

Oh...
I've seen this kind of mad ranting before, like a few days ago... from the same person.
I'm sorry but I have to ask, why are you always so angry?

@MysticToast: We may be needing your couch again.

OT: I'm going to point to the posts already made and say rule 34.

We all need a good rant on Rule 34 at one point in our lives.

Queen Michael:

slypizza:
I've seen pics of whats her name who was the glitch from wreck-it-Ralph

...is this a spoiler? Could someone who's seen the movie tell me if this is a spoiler?

Hardly. You're not told straight away but you can assume so by looking at how she moves. There's bigger reveals in the movie, trust me.

shrekfan246:

I only ever really run across pornographic material if I'm actively searching it out, but then I spend a lot of my internet time just around here, so I may not be the best comparison.

Now that is sexy :)

The only complained i have to the OP is that i can not view the link. Probably since i do not have an account. Makes me wonder how the OP can view it and why he has an account on that website anyway.

You sound like you could do with a hug

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Some people do things that occasionally make us rant and go mad, you have to accept that we can't understand everyones actions. Well, not unless you sit down and talk to them about it for a couple hours, then you might still disagree but you'll understand their reasoning.

TheIronRuler:
Welcome, newcomer, to the internet. Let me tell you about Rule 34.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34
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If it exists, there is porn of it.

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If people are slashing The Beatles and Bonanza then you know rule 35 exists.
Heck I've found Dirty Harry / Crazy Killer porn before! Got to grant them their creativity but for the record: Clint Eastwood should not be the victim of such a situation.

Nouw:
We all need a good rant on Rule 34 at one point in our lives.

Queen Michael:

slypizza:
I've seen pics of whats her name who was the glitch from wreck-it-Ralph

...is this a spoiler? Could someone who's seen the movie tell me if this is a spoiler?

Hardly. You're not told straight away but you can assume so by looking at how she moves. There's bigger reveals in the movie, trust me.

Phew! Huge thanks. I would have seen it already if it had been released here in Sweden, but it hasn't.

You say you don't mind what they draw, and then say that you have a problem with what they draw? Wat.

Oh...a rant of the common "Wahhhhh!-Why-do-people-like-the-stuff-I-don't-like!!!"-variant. Those are always mildly amusing for their staggering amount of self-righteousness. Is it really that hard OP to, well, perhaps conclude that different people might like different things than you do and that it's not really a crime to do so even if we are talking about porn here? It might be annoying, it might be disgusting but it's not your place to judge if it doesn't harm anyone. You know, the same thing you got angry about in that linked rant a few days ago?

Therefore, instead of demanding all those people to stop posting their stuff it might be more advantageous and much more feasible to simply adjust your browser or your website settings or just do what I do - just don't look at it. I'd also suggest that instead of getting overly worked up about such sillyness in the first place how about you just calm down a little bit and, I don't know, sit down and watch a movie, perhaps play some of your favourite games or listen to some of your favourite music tracks. It's better for your heart and it's better for your mood. And not just yours, but everyone else's too.

I have a deviantart account. And this is clearly not for me.

I don't think of sex, I just draw Pokemon in my spare time and put pictures of them on that page.

Terminate421:
I have a deviantart account. And this is clearly not for me.

I don't think of sex, I just draw Pokemon in my spare time and put pictures of them on that page.

Clearly they must be sexy Pokemon though, because you're putting it on Deviantart! Everything is about sex, because everyone is a pervert! Repent for your sins, see the error of your ways and you might still be saved!

Sorry, I don't know what came over me...

It wasn't until the very end of the rant that I even understood what the OP's point was. The title of the thread had me thinking it would be about a worldview on sexuality from the perspective of some chaste Amish guy (shaddup I know he wouldn't have internet connection.)

Um, yes, some of that stuff disturbs me as well. That is why I don't go actively searching for it, and this method of aversion has proved to be quite effective so far.

I think you need to get a more laid back relationship with sexuality, dude.

No offense intended, but you come off like a stuck-up prude in this post. Riding a bloody giraffe of a high horse as well.

Why should you care if people want to draw sexy pictures of Jesus or Sonic or the Firefox logo?
Sex isn't some dangerous thing that is to be avoided. It's fun, and stuff related to it is often fun as well. So it's funny to see someone draw a sexualized version of the Skype logo.
There's certainly nothing wrong with it, and I take offense at you believing it is your place to judge others for it.

Having a DeviantART account, I will agree that seeing super inflated fat girls get insane amount of views is disturbing, but that's kind of what we accept in order to express ourselves. Also, I'm just insanely jealous that other work gets more views than mine. Sour grapes galore!

And hey, at least it's practically free of guro. *knocks on wood*

Dunno if this has already been pointed out, but the OP needs to get their 'there', 'they're' and 'their' sorted, amongst other errors wi' t'old Ingerlish language.

As for the content of it:

Welcome to the Internet

Rule 34, No exceptions

Sums it up quite nicely for me. However on Rule 34, it IS overruled by the Rule of 5.

In any case, who the fuck cares if someone wants to draw a picture of Jesus getting reamed by Mohammed whilst the entire cast of harry potter watches in awe?

Well, a bunch of people would care, but they shouldn't, because it doesn't harm anybody.

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This is the internet.

What gets other people excited shouldn't really matter to you. You sound like you want to set standards for everyone online.

Yes: What some people find sexually appealing may disgust or baffle you.

No: You do not have the ability to change them in anyway by pointing at them and saying that the thing they really, really love that way isn't sexy.

I say move on and go play a game or something. As long as children and animals aren't harmed and it is consensual; I am fine with it. In fact I'd just rather not pry into their business when it comes to business altogether.

REPENT
THE END IS NIGH
YOUR SINS WILL BE WASHED AWAY IN THE FIRES OF HEAVEN

Oh wait. That's silly.
It's weird how I never actually find porn on the net unless I'm looking for porn. Maybe I'm just lucky.

slypizza:
snip..

I know exactly what you mean, everything has to have sex appeal layered all over it. It's like everything is sponsored by spearmint rhino.

We all know sex sells but enough is enough.

TheIronRuler:
Welcome, newcomer, to the internet. Let me tell you about Rule 34.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34
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If it exists, there is porn of it.

there is also rule 63, which is an 'opposite gender version' of it.

AND

34.b 'there is a pony of it'

no exceptions.

This is the internet, why are you even remotely surprised at this?

Rule 34 is a meme for a reason.

Terminate421:
I have a deviantart account. And this is clearly not for me.

I don't think of sex, I just draw Pokemon in my spare time and put pictures of them on that page.

...And you probably draw boobs on them you sick fuck, because everybody on DA does. Rarrgh!!
This is the most retard thread topic I've ever seen.

I have a Deviant Art account. I have honestly stayed the hell away from those photos. It's not that hard to do really. They have a mature filter for a reason, you know.

And it's art. We can't stop them, but we can sure as hell ignore them. I don't see the issue here, OP.

Are we having a slow forum week?

Even hentai foundry has category filters. But everybody has their own kink.

a simple rule of thumb is, if you don't want to see disturbing images, don't search for porn.... and keep safe search on, everywhere really.

Nantucket:

TheIronRuler:
Welcome, newcomer, to the internet. Let me tell you about Rule 34.
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rule-34

If it exists, there is porn of it.

If people are slashing The Beatles and Bonanza then you know rule 35 exists.
Heck I've found Dirty Harry / Crazy Killer porn before! Got to grant them their creativity but for the record: Clint Eastwood should not be the victim of such a situation.

Oh the weird crossovers I have seen. All that hot furby on T-Rex action.

The only way I'll ever get some of those images out of my head is with a power drill...

I wish I was joking about the furby, but I'm not...

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