The 6 Most Terrifying Examples of Rule 34!

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So it appears that Cracked created another good article for once:

The reason for why I posted this is that Nr.1 is actually one of the most demonic things that I have ever seen.

Check it out at the buttom of the site, if you dare and don't mind burning out your eyeballs afterward: http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-terrifying-examples-rule-34_p2/

Yea......

Thoughts?

*stares... collapses in a dead faint*

Yeah... that was just... ugh. *shudders*

Oh come on, how bad can it...can it...can it....

So it's some female porn star dressed up as a spider giving a guy a blow job?

Why the hell did they have to include the Mlp picture in the beginning? Hasn't Cracked learned from the last time they mentioned the show the shitstorm that it brings in the comments?

As for the rest of the article:

dafuq did I just read?

Spider porn... Who? Why? What? Oh God, Why? Just... Why?
All the fate I could had for mankind just died. Oh, I just wish I could erase that of my mind...

As far the rest of list goes... meh. The American Dad porn is not that bad actually, as far as weird porn is concerned.

I personally found the American Dad one to be bloody hilarious.

Please.

I have seen ANNE FRANK rule 34 art.

Yes, porn about an underage HOLOCAUST victim.

I believe the german word that article taught me best describes my feelings on the entire article:
AAAAGHH!!!!
OH, and I've seen worse. Quantity-wise, only a bit more. I don't want to point fingers buuuut... *holds up a sticky note with Japan on it*

Ok, I like Cracked as much as the next guy but that was just all kinds of creepy.

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Oh well, to each his own I suppose.

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Luckily for me I had happened across the spider porn on 4chan before (sadly) but still just...why.

I couldn't help myself. I had to watch that American Dad porno...

...it was worth it. HI LARI OUS.

I've seen worse, so it didn't phase me, but the dog joke in the section on the spider pron was great. Best part of the article.

Just another day on the internet I guess...

Hardcore_gamer:
So it appears that Cracked created another good article for once

Confusing sentence.

I like Cracked, be nice! They do lots of nice things. I read this earlier, the American Dad one is funny and weird as shit, but the spider one is nightmare material.

Not G. Ivingname:
Please.

I have seen ANNE FRANK rule 34 art.

Yes, porn about an underage HOLOCAUST victim.

There are no exceptions to the rule. None.

meh, I have seen worse, like gore porn.

He man, I've seen freaking rollercoasters getting it on, this is nothing!

Wasn't too fazed until the last one.

Yeek.

Also, a few weeks ago I was looking for an image from The Walking Dead game to use in a post and saw a link saying "Clementine Rule34". I didn't click on it because, well... duh. Still, yeah... fuck you, internet.

I... I just... I've seen some odd stuff during my internet adventures, but this was way more unsettling than it should have been.

Could they have at least tried a lil harder? I saw not one thing even remotely capable of rustling my Jimmies.
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I have been to places on the net that would leave your skull a smoking, hollow fruit bowl.

*yawn* I've seen worse from my friends. This is amateur stuff, kiddie stuff even. Booooriing!
I agree with the above poster. Jimmies = Unrustled.

I read this yesterday. Most of it was just kind of funny, and then I got to the spider one...*shudder*

Zhukov:
Wasn't too fazed until the last one.

Yeek.

Also, a few weeks ago I was looking for an image from The Walking Dead game to use in a post and saw a link saying "Clementine Rule34". I didn't click on it because, well... duh. Still, yeah... fuck you, internet.

Oh god, really? There's porn of CLEMENTINE???

Man, I guess I'm not exactly surprised to hear that, but I really didn't need to become conscious of that reality.

The Cracked article was basically just the internet as usual, but the knowledge of Clementine following rule 34 broke me.

felbot:
meh, I have seen worse, like gore porn.

That whole spider thing did apparantly end with the guy getting killed, so who knows, could have been gore porn as well as arachnophilia.

OT: Well, seeing (Well, more reading about, but still) a weird-ass real-life giant spider construct type... thing felating and fucking a random menial worker?

That's one off the bucket list, I guess.

Really? I don't want a piece of any arachno-porn that doesn't include the male filling his pedipals with sperm or planting his spermatophore on the ground and leading the female on to it.

Seriously, what's the point of that? If you're into that kind of stuff, go all the way. As it is, (I haven't seen it, though) it seems like just normal human porn with a woman wearing a spider-mask.

BTW, 'Arachnophile' just means someone who likes arachnids, it doesn't mean they like them sexually.

There's R34 of the mouthless blob creature from the end of Harlan Ellison's "I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream" and a nameless background character from Dexter's Laboratory episode 2.
There's R34 of Big Bird screwing Mitt Romney and there's R34 of James Holmes from the Colorado massacre.
There's R34 of a pony version of Nigel Thornberry and there's R34 of the Eggplants from Kid Icarus.
There's R34 of Santa, Burrito Bison, the Companion Cube, donkeys from Pinocchio, Eggs, the World Trade Center, Hitler, Queen Elizabeth, The Gremlins, All of the Pokemon, Ronald McDonald, JarJar Binks, Buzz Lightyear, The Great Mighty Poo x Grimer, Yoda spewing fire from his dick and Pi raping Delta (The math symbols, yes).

There aren't any exceptions, there never have been any exceptions, stop being suprised.
Maybe it's just me but this post sounds angry when I re-read it... Just to clarify: I'm not mad, just being informative ;)

Well, it probably doesn't help that I'm massively arachnophobic, but still...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

(I am, just out of curiosity mind you, kind of tempted to watch the claymation one).

I've seen worse. I wonder just what I've become when not a single one of those, not even the spider could manage to shock or disgust me. None of it rocks my boat mind you, but it just feels like another typical day on the internet to me.

It's actually kinda funny that of all the kind of animation they chose for the article it was claymation. Also, someone should link that guy some of the more out there doujin that exist.

I don't know what I find creepier- the subjects of the list, or the number of people claiming "they've seen worse". I mean, of course worse exists, but why have so many people seemingly gazed into that mouth of madness?

Dude...even the first image. The very first one, not even part of the countdown creeped me the fuck out.

So when I saw the spider lady, I wondered whether I could ever get a boner again.

AND YET: I still read the whole article.

What was I saying a little while back about being a glutton for punishment?

The Panda Porn sounds like a hilarious kind of fucked up. Especially considering it's pandas.

Action Jack:

Zhukov:
Wasn't too fazed until the last one.

Yeek.

Also, a few weeks ago I was looking for an image from The Walking Dead game to use in a post and saw a link saying "Clementine Rule34". I didn't click on it because, well... duh. Still, yeah... fuck you, internet.

Oh god, really? There's porn of CLEMENTINE???

Y'know...I was just looking through the thread, then I saw this.

It's like all good in the universe instantly died.

If those are the most terrifying, Rule 34 ain't too bad.

Why did i think it was a good idea to click the link before i went to bed. Im mentally destroyed now

It was all pretty much shrugs until the spider woman. The porn part wasn't unsettling particularly, just the mask, the first picture especially, human but not.

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