If you could, which animal would you want to be?
Owl
13.7% (10)
13.7% (10)
Tiger
13.7% (10)
13.7% (10)
Snake
1.4% (1)
1.4% (1)
Bat
4.1% (3)
4.1% (3)
Elephant
1.4% (1)
1.4% (1)
Monkey
6.8% (5)
6.8% (5)
Other(I can only have 8 options max, so vote for this if the animal you want isnt available as option here)
58.9% (43)
58.9% (43)
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Poll: If you could be an animal, what would it be?

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If you could be an animal, what would it be?

A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?

TizzytheTormentor:
A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?

You forgot the part where cats use their own tongue as toilet paper.

Zhukov:

TizzytheTormentor:
A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?

You forgot the part where cats use their own tongue as toilet paper.

A minor setback on the road...TO LAZINESS!!

Also, I would like to be a highlander cat.
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An eagle because fuck the ground.

As in, an actual real-world animal and all of the consequences therein?

Because if so, I can't really think of a better answer than a spoiled, pampered cat.

The freedom of flight is pretty alluring though.

Also, I question how answering "napping" instead of "differential calculus" for the Captcha question "Which one is hardest?" implies that I'm a bot.

A predator bird of some kind, such as an eagle or hawk. Birds, to me, seem to have so much freedom and higher chance of surviving for long than most other animals. Being confined to the ground, which in nature is an everlasting battle field, does not seem too fun.

An otter... they just seem to have pretty chill lives.

A fruit bat, because I wouldn't mind being the most adorable thing in the world:

Yep, having any of those precious faces would do me just fine. The flying ability and diet of delicious fruit would be pretty good bonuses as well.

I researched all those creatures listed on the poll...and they're all really weird....
the ones that are kind of like a phanpy, or zubat or ekans aren't too bad but I bet a human
could throw pokeballs at any of them all day and they would never get sucked inside.....

I'm kind of creeped out now.....

TizzytheTormentor:
A cat!

Laze about all day, be called adorable, be fed, have good agility, rest on laps, it's a dream come true!

Also, OP, why not give an answer yourself?

Sure - I would be an owl or hawk if I could. They can fly and I think its very exciting to have the ability to fly. You can see everything and get to any place fast.

A wolf, because I've always wanted to have a connection, a blood bond or whatever with a wolf or be one. They are just so fucking awesome

A lion!
...

Or a bird.

Hard choice really.

A fucking dragon.

That is all.

Meow, as a cat you control the internet and the humans.

SoranMBane:
A fruit bat

*High fives you*

OT: I would want to be a bat. They're pretty much the only mammals that can fly, along the fact they're extremely interesting in which I always adore them all the same! Just watch my favorite video about bats, wouldn't you want one too after seeing this?

Th3Ch33s3Cak3:
I'd be an animal who posts threads in moderation, and uses the search engine.

Pfffft human? How boring.

I chose tiger because I wanted to be feline.
They look so elegant. I just want to be cute and fluffy as much as possible.

A Owl, just so I can go "hoot hoot"

A Bear...One of my fav' creatures ever. Not sure what kind though...I'd be happy as a pizzly bear I guess - I'd be a jack of all trades kind of rare bear thing.

SimpleThunda':
A lion!
...

Or a bird.

Hard choice really.

A Griffin?

A fucking eagle man. Where Eagles Dare!

What animal enjoys life the most, and lives long?

Elephants live long, have plenty of company, and can use their trunks to play with stuff.
But I might have to deal with habitat destruction or poachers.
Besides I'm not really that social.

It'd be fun to be agile, I think I'd quite like being a domestic cat, exploring, hunting, chilling with my human, that sounds like a good life.

I think I'd like to be a kitteh.

Tortoise. Because they just sort of seem like they've got a pretty good handle on life. Sure you can't get anywhere too fast, but nothing's gonna eat you. And you're never too far from home.

A dragon...

If that's not an option, some long lived pet, so perhaps a cockatoo.

Fox

Because they floofy and adorable c:

A giant tube worm.

It's not glamorous but I'm probably not going to be screwed over by humans.

Domestic cats get it fucking easy, it looks like fun. If I had to pick something actually wild though, orcas are totally badass. Their genus name, Orcinus, means 'of the kingdom of the dead', they're apex predators, different populations can learn to specialise in totally different methods of hunting and they've been known to hunt and kill great white sharks.

It's amazing how shit they make fish look, when you consider how much longer fish have been living in the sea.

Goddamn dinosaur man, that would be awesome.....except for the whole extinct thing.

I'd be a monkey. 'Cause monkey are basically little fuzzy people with a rad tail and can do vulgar things like poop wherever they want and no one minds because they're just all "Oh it's fine, he's a monkey".
It'd be great.

It has to be a monkey I love monkeys. Either that or a really well kept pet cat/ dog.

Owl. Owls are not what they seem. So the Giant told me.

Either a dog or a cat, preferable with a loving owner.

owl, specificly a great horned or eagle owl. Why you may ask? Because no one fucks with ether of those two owls.

Mother fucking RED PANDA.
All up in yo shit.

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A polar bear. Free hugs for all who chose fruit bats and red pandas

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