Would you have sex with an android?
Yes, I would be fine with it.
68% (476)
68% (476)
No, I would not be fine with it.
6.1% (43)
6.1% (43)
Yes, but only to try it once.
7.9% (55)
7.9% (55)
No; sex is meant to be between real humans only!
3.9% (27)
3.9% (27)
I would rather save my money and stick to masturbation.
10% (70)
10% (70)
Only if the android looks like a hot celebrity.
3.7% (26)
3.7% (26)
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Poll: Would you have sex with a robot?

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If I could customize it's appearance, yes I would.

The most common type of love is unrequited love. Sign me up.

People who say that it's creepy creep me out for some reason.

Does shoving my cock in a VHS filled with jelly count?

Only sentient self aware robots for me thank you very much. Having sex with someone/something that can't say no is crossing a line for me.

Mr Mystery Guest:
Does shoving my cock in a VHS filled with jelly count?

So, you think a VHS is an android?

My VHS is certainly more intelligent than some people iv'e met, or it was until all the jelly got into the electronics. My living room still smells of strawberries.

Epic Bear Man:
These androids are not sentient, so don't worry about them killing you or enslaving humanity.

Heh, after I'm done with this android it'll be so sentient it won't be able to walk straight for a week. B)

Seriously though... yeah, I would. I wouldn't see it as too different from watching porn. The real awkwardness would come from either buying one for myself in a store or one being given to me for my birthday or something.

Yes. Yes I would. I'd do it if the android was realistic anyway but if I could get a Scarlett Johansson or, say, Milla Jovovich then I would do it even more!

Wait, will they be like super flexible? Would they be able to, like, do a handstand and hold me between their legs? That'd be fuckin' awesome!

No, but I would have no problem with it.

Which is not an option on the poll.

So... yeah.

I mean, with me, sex is like pizza. It's easy to get, I've never tried it, but it seems too spicy for me and I'm more than content without it.

So what would be the logic behind me using one of these robots? None at all!

But I'd have no problem with using one, or with other people who do. I'd put them under the category of people who masturbate or buy whole pizzas for themselves.

Or people who masturbate with pizza, maybe.

I don't know, I've lost my metaphor somewhere.

But the point is, it's perfectly fine, I just wouldn't.

And I wouldn't have had to mention masturbating with pizza if you'd just had that option on the poll.

If it's not sentient then it's just a sex toy. Although it would most likely be a bit too realistic for my taste.

V'icternus:
No, but I would have no problem with it.

Which is not an option on the poll.

So... yeah.

I mean, with me, sex is like pizza. It's easy to get, I've never tried it, but it seems too spicy for me and I'm more than content without it.

So what would be the logic behind me using one of these robots? None at all!

But I'd have no problem with using one, or with other people who do. I'd put them under the category of people who masturbate or buy whole pizzas for themselves.

Or people who masturbate with pizza, maybe.

I don't know, I've lost my metaphor somewhere.

But the point is, it's perfectly fine, I just wouldn't.

And I wouldn't have had to mention masturbating with pizza if you'd just had that option on the poll.

You've never had pizza? Well, it's not the weirdest thing I've ever heard--I met someone who's never eaten a vegetable except for potatoes. Pizza isn't spicy at all, by the way, unless you get one with hot peppers on it or something.

As long as it doesn't moan in Microsoft Sam.

I'd rather have sex IN a robot. Like a Gundam. Or a Knightmare Frame. Or ohgodI'mnevergoingtogetlaid.

The gears and wires scraping my dick? Can't say it sounds appealing, besides the fact that it's unbearably weird to fuck an inanimate object. The equivalent of sticking it to a toaster, Jeez, people.

In an age when people jerk off to cartoon horses, this probably isn't that weird but I'm in the minority of: THAT'S JUST FLIPPING WEIRD! You. Weirdos.

It probably wouldn't even let me but I'd love to. I'm so forever alone even a robot programmed to love me would kill itself. Still though if it's possible to make one then I'll happily get married to it and then have sex with it.

Didn't the Space Pope make a PSA about this very thing?

.. .. No thank you.

.. If you've ever seen the Futurama episode of androids (or holographic robots) being used as sex toys, you'll see why that's a big issue for everyone. I won't judge, but that just doesn't feel right. Besides I have a girlfriend and she's certainly not a sex toy, she's going to be my future wife ^_^

Product Placement:
Didn't the Space Pope make a PSA about this very thing?

Funny, I just stated this episode in my post and you've provided the video. Thank you for that.

Not to mention if you ever wanted to get into a relationship but you had a robot to have sex with .. well, depending on what you desire more can seriously prevent you from having a future family I assume.

I'd be open to it if the robot was a person. To me, having sex with another person (as opposed to your own hand) is just as much about pleasing them as yourself. That might sound a bit saccharine, but having sex with a mindless robot who can't... you know, have sex back, would be just like pleasuring one's self.
As long as the robot had a personality and... what would usually be supposed as a "soul", then to me it's just a human being, and I'd totally be up for it.

A more interesting question... Will androids get to that point of sophistication before we find a way to jack our brains into a virtual world? At which point, not only could we have sex with anyone we want, but do it without physical limitations.

Jenvas1306:

DVS BSTrD:
Only if it bought me a drink first
I'm more okay with fucking a robot than a transexual. I guess because I know it's artificial.

thanks for bringing that up. It says a lot about how transsexuals are treated, in this case as less than a mindless hightech-sextoy. That just makes me sad.

Too right! Fuck that shit. Treating a sextoy better than a fellow human being is deplorable at best. This guy's comment is bad and he should feel bad.

I'd prefer sex with a human since having an emotional bond makes sex more interesting, but I would definitely do that if I had no significant other, which is likely, and the case currently.

That is, if I could get a gay robot. Unlikely.

Ah, no. The fact that it would be indistinguishable from a person would make it worse. It would be depressing having sex with something that for all intents and purposes looks human, but doesn't have any thoughts, feelings or capacity for pleasure. I'd stick to using my hand thanks.

I'd be totally cool with it, in a Bubblegum Crisis/Blade Runner/Armitage III way.

Despite Futurama's warnings to the contrary, I would totally be fine with it.

Humanity be damned.

uhhhhh...

sure why not. It's a much more reliable version of being fuck buddies with no discernible consequences. That is until some fool decided to meddle in the androids programming to make her more human, but instead making her a killer black widow, or praying mantis type. Shame or no shame it really depends if the android surpasses the uncanny valley curve. Which means superficially she/he has to be a replica of a flesh and blood human. It cannot be like the sex dolls of today, that just is the freakiest thing imaginable, and reeks of desperation beyond limits.

It's the stillness, and the eyes, THE EYES!

Epic Bear Man:

My question to the guys (and gals) of the Escapist, in this scenario, would you partake in purchasing or at the very least utilizing these robots, or would you always just stick to sexual intercourse with a real human being?

How interactive would it be? Could it talk/pretend to be a standard person? ( I wont be so gosh as to say a REAL person :P)

I am leaning toward yes but if their interactions/movments are too uncanny valley I would say no.

If I was still a virgin by that time, then yes.

If not... eh, unsure. I guess it depends on what kind of robot. I think it would have to respond to me in some form.

I really can't answer that right now. Mainly because I'd have to see the robot in person and see what kind of vibe I get. If it creeps me out. No. If it doesn't, maybe.

Some factors:
Is the robot good at sex? If the robot is not a good active partner at sex, then I'm not super interested.
Can the robot have both male and female genitalia? That seems fun.
Can the robot be like some dildos where they feel realistic, but don't necessarily look like an actual penis? Something that is fun to touch but doesn't try to look exactly like a real human. I think I'd feel better with that. Definitely not with a robot that looks like a celebrity...that would creep me out.
Is the robot functional in other ways? If the robot only does sex, then I probably wouldn't. That would seem like a waste of money and a bit creepy. If the robot were also able to cook food, clean my apartment, function as my calendar, play music, be a security system, etc. Basically if it were like my computer as well. If I could justify the cost because it practical and function for other reasons. Then I'd probably buy one. Would I have sex with it? I don't know. I think I'd have to see how it all felt to me.

*note: several atrocious puns sprinkled throughout

I'll be honest here: I'm one of those guys who's never partaken in the joy of making ends meat, so my viewpoint on this will be a bit skewed since I have very little experience to compare with the idea of happenis with a human female. Nonetheless, I like the idea as I consider it enhanced masturbation, and a good way of practicing (in the event that one is ever able to actually get lucky) for when the real thing is presented as an opportunity. I know that several people may disagree with me on this, but I honestly believe that this is one thing that'll be good in the future. Bring on the Super Happy Fun Time Bots!

Desert Punk:

Epic Bear Man:

My question to the guys (and gals) of the Escapist, in this scenario, would you partake in purchasing or at the very least utilizing these robots, or would you always just stick to sexual intercourse with a real human being?

How interactive would it be? Could it talk/pretend to be a standard person? ( I wont be so gosh as to say a REAL person :P)

I am leaning toward yes but if their interactions/movments are too uncanny valley I would say no.

The robot could talk, would sound like a real person, but it would only really be able to do dirty talk. Trying to talk about normal things would not really register with the android, unless said thing could be taken as sexual inneundo. Basically, if you wanted some dirty talk, the robot could do that, but it wouldn't be able to show empathy or emotion for any problems you may be going through (although it would offer sex to try to cheer you up/calm you down/etc.)

trooper6:
I really can't answer that right now. Mainly because I'd have to see the robot in person and see what kind of vibe I get. If it creeps me out. No. If it doesn't, maybe.

Some factors:
Is the robot good at sex? If the robot is not a good active partner at sex, then I'm not super interested.
Can the robot have both male and female genitalia? That seems fun.
Can the robot be like some dildos where they feel realistic, but don't necessarily look like an actual penis? Something that is fun to touch but doesn't try to look exactly like a real human. I think I'd feel better with that. Definitely not with a robot that looks like a celebrity...that would creep me out.
Is the robot functional in other ways? If the robot only does sex, then I probably wouldn't. That would seem like a waste of money and a bit creepy. If the robot were also able to cook food, clean my apartment, function as my calendar, play music, be a security system, etc. Basically if it were like my computer as well. If I could justify the cost because it practical and function for other reasons. Then I'd probably buy one. Would I have sex with it? I don't know. I think I'd have to see how it all felt to me.

Because this is hypothetical, you can change it as you please, but this is what I would say.
1. The robot is extremely experienced at sex due to analyzing tons of porn. It could do basically any trick you wanted it to.
2. The robots would be customizable, so you could order a model with both genitalia. It would most likely be anatomically incorrect, unless the genitals were morphable. You go with whatever one you'd prefer.
3. The selling point of these sex robots would be their realistic appearance. Genitals would be realistic.
4. The robots are only good for sex. They do not have the capability for doing other tasks.

Considering most people here would fuck a robot, I suggest in the future we organise a robot orgy so all the guys are in one room, the female robots are in the next and then we meet in another room for an epic orgy of epic proportions.

I would rather save my money and stick to masturbation.

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I laughed a bit

As long as she looks over 18, sure. There's a whole other can of worms if you can select the age of said android. But it wouldn't be my only means of getting off, if everyone did it the human race would would fap itself to extinction.

As long as I can customize "her" to look however I want, hell yeah.

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