What is found under your bed

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The floor.

Also, this thread has no discussion value, it is also considered polite for the OP of thread to actually, you know, take part.

A secret portal to the meat dimension.

The gateway to Narnia.

Hell.

17 corpes.

And a Batman signal.

It's a big bed.

OT: The floor. I'm not really seeing what the possible discussion of this thread could be, in all honesty.

My cat. And my PS2, along with the games, stored away in a box.

Andy Shandy:
A secret portal to the meat dimension.

The gateway to Narnia.

Hell.

17 corpes.

And a Batman signal.

It's a big bed.

OT: The floor. I'm not really seeing what the possible discussion of this thread could be, in all honesty.

And you know what they have in the meat dimension?!

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OT: There is a cat under my bed.

Fappy:

Andy Shandy:
A secret portal to the meat dimension.

The gateway to Narnia.

Hell.

17 corpes.

And a Batman signal.

It's a big bed.

OT: The floor. I'm not really seeing what the possible discussion of this thread could be, in all honesty.

And you know what they have in the meat dimension?!

image

OT: There is a cat under my bed.

You know what ain't in the Meat Dimension?

Bell Peppers.

Fappy:

Andy Shandy:
A secret portal to the meat dimension.

The gateway to Narnia.

Hell.

17 corpes.

And a Batman signal.

It's a big bed.

OT: The floor. I'm not really seeing what the possible discussion of this thread could be, in all honesty.

And you know what they have in the meat dimension?!

image

OT: There is a cat under my bed.

Fsteak is best steak.

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Comes in all shapes and sizes too.

Andy Shandy:
-Snip-

Lol, wow. I thought that was photoshopped, but the GF confirmed that Marie really says that in Golden >.>

What is found under my bed? Well normally, my wife's latest lover.

Frankenstein.

... No, really. I dropped a copy of it behind my bed and haven't bothered moving it to get it out.

I used it to block out the streetlight shining directly in my face. I like keeping my blinds open, so I just have a couple books at the bottom of the window blocking the street light, since other than the street light it's just fields outside my window and nothing else to bother me.

Probably lots and lots of hair, too, since mine's getting really long and our vaccuum is terrible. (I was going to say 'sucks'.... but, no.)

Another bed. My current bed is a daybed with a trundle underneath. Also, the charger for my iPad and the cord for my laptop are both under the bed, because the wiring in this room is weird, and it was easier to plug those in there and run the cords under the bed.

My bed is the kind that doesn't really have a gap beneath it to lose socks under, so I guess there's just dust and floor beneath it. Oh, and a pocketbook comic, "Donald Duck vs. Cthulhu", that I managed to slip under there and haven't been arsed to retrieve yet.

Currently a suit case, some boxes, two pairs of shoes, a ungodly amount of dust and what I imagine to be a small fortune in lost pennies.

Keeping "ashes to ashes, dust to dust" in mind, I think you could find about a dozen dead guys under my bed.

I really need to vacuum there.

Pretty much dust and lints.

However my previous bed from the last house used to contain hidden "stashs".

Andy Shandy:

Fappy:

Andy Shandy:
A secret portal to the meat dimension.

The gateway to Narnia.

Hell.

17 corpes.

And a Batman signal.

It's a big bed.

OT: The floor. I'm not really seeing what the possible discussion of this thread could be, in all honesty.

And you know what they have in the meat dimension?!

image

OT: There is a cat under my bed.

Fsteak is best steak.

image

Comes in all shapes and sizes too.

I laughed at that more than I should have...now I feel even more so that I missed out, having only played the original.

OT: A floor. Possibly dust as well. I haven't moved my bed since it was put there, so who knows what fun and deadly things have taken up residence!

A printer that I got for free with one of my pcs and have never looked at since, and some shoe boxes, none of which have shoes in them.

Under my bed? Well, there's a stack of flattened cardboard boxes. Useful for when I move again. Probably by the end of this year. Also, dust. I'm sure there's copious amounts of dust under my bed. There's no sword under my bed, howerver.....it's under my couch for reasons the escape me at the moment.

First aid kit, various useful bits & pieces like rope & penknife, and all the other random crap that doesn't fit anywhere else. In a perfect world nothing would be under there and everything would be organised...

Some boxes, my gun, and cases of ammunition.

Another bed. It's a bed inside bed thing.
And some shelves with whatever inside. I never looked into them.

Also, as Daystar Clarion said, it's always a good thing for the OP to take part on his own thread. You know, so the first post isn't a single small line with no content what-so-ever.

spare duvet covers and pillow covers, a rucksack with hiking stuff in it, a few sleeping bags and some files of old schoolwork.

Thug Life!

A Dutch Army Parka coat in a bag, that I haven't worn in about 4 years. Totally forgot it existed until I looked now, it's so, so warm :-D

Also an old case for my gun that broke and has been replaced. No idea why it's not in the bin.

And a bit of wood. Interesting...

Carpet, Foundation, Crust Mantle, Molten rock, the Ocean just off the west of of Australia, Sky, Space. In order of depth from my perspective.

A clapped out old computer, a couple of books, and copious amounts of dust and dirt

My sweet five string bass guitar.
And some condoms :3

Dust. Some dust bunnies. And possibly a dust bunny boss.

It's a barren land, always cool and home to the indigenous Dust people. They fear the floor brush and are known for their very capable air fighting abilities. Their allergic bombs are extremely on some people, whereas they're completely useless on others. This specialization in the bombs may well be their downfall.

mParadox:
SNIP

You forgot to mention your sealed chest of unspeakable horrors. Probably for the best, would have just made them curious. I remember the last time somebody opened it. You were covered in blood for weeks...

<.<

OT: Three empty vodka bottles. Not much else.

Redlin5:
You forgot to mention your sealed chest of unspeakable horrors. Probably for the best, would have just made them curious. I remember the last time somebody opened it. You were covered in blood for weeks...

It's a running theme. It was based around the Pandora's Box. But, then I read Clive Barker's works so I converted that into a fanciful cube. Sans spikes.

But then I read the works of Lovecraft so I'm on a fence now, do I keep the cube or convert that into a book? Decision decisions.

i unhappily dont have a bed frame because i cant find out i like that DOESNT have legs, i have an issue with "floating" beds, i always feel like they're going to collapse and my cat would get crushed or somthing. also, the "Monster under the bed" my adult imagination is a terrifying thing and ....creepy shadow humanoid with dim red eyes and silver needle teeth. . . yah i dont want to know whats under my bed.

Two massive sofa cushions and blankets that can make an impromptu bed if someone's staying over that I'm not having sex with. And my weights.

Not that interesting, I'm afraid. My sword is above my bed. And my kukri is on the desk.

directly beneath the bed: two under bed drawers, one with board games, the other with old computer parts and tools, covered in lots of dust (board games and computer parts... if i were a young'un i'd feel like SUCH a nerd right now, because nerd is the new cool, aye?)
beneath them: LOTS of dust *cough*
beneath that, invisible to the naked eye, but i can assure you nonetheless: the floor (laminate)

Some boxes and an arse load of dust and crap. Not much worth mentioning really.

A box full of small objects of sentimental value to me. It's so if my house catches fire and can hopefully forget about them.

Anatomy, microbio and EMT text books and papers. I ran out of shelf space. DONT judge me.

Andy Shandy:
A secret portal to the meat dimension.

This place?

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