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Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2077
Joined: 1 Jan 2008

Anybody else waste their money watching this pile o' crap?

Beat Writer
Posts: 132
Joined: 31 Oct 2007

I'd rather jam forks in my eyes

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3731
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

i dont get it. whats meet the spartans? anything to do with 300?

Press Junketeer
Posts: 469
Joined: 15 Dec 2007

i think is a parody of 300 made by the ones of scary movie, after of a epic movie, i dont think they will make a decent parody again, also, dont atch alien vs predator 2

man hollywood is really screwing up the things these days, and yet we still going to watch the sh$t they are making these days

Copy Clerk
Posts: 116
Joined: 5 Jan 2008

It's only worth a Limewire download to me...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 97
Joined: 18 Dec 2007

Think of it as "Epic Movie 2", with other genres and weird crap thrown in by the writers.

Definitely not going. If there's anything I learned from forking out money for Scary Movie 4...

Copy Clerk
Posts: 98
Joined: 7 Nov 2007

In my always humble opinion movies like these should never be put in theaters. It all started with Scary movie and now its just degraded so much that a bunch of hacks with a studio grant thinks its a funny idea to rip off jokes from teen magazines and put it on the big screen. Whats worse is its going up ageist Rambo and most likely will do better because their cashing in on celebrity's fame. Whats worse the movie industry will whine and cry about how bad sales are at the end of the year, meet the Spartans should of been one of those segments before an MTV awards ceremony.

And thats all I have to say about that.

Press Junketeer
Posts: 378
Joined: 8 Jan 2008

Well, let me put it like this...My opinion was that, well, it was better than I thought it was going to be, but yes, it is still a stupid movie. I think my 8 bucks was well spent, because I went with 3 friends, making it all the funnier as we laughed and exchanged comments during the movie. I would never spend money to rent this on DVD, so I figured just to watch it now. It was stupid, but then again that was the point of the whole thing...
"Leave Britney Alone!!!" lol, watch the video on YouTube.com if you haven't yet.

The first and second Scary Movie were the only good ones of any of the spoof movies, because they took the horror movie stereotypes and made them funny. You need to have seen all the classic horror movies first to understand and appreciate them. The first one in fact, was hilarious due to how it made fun the the very set of horror classics.

Paperboy
Posts: 31
Joined: 27 Dec 2007

I saw it. I didn't pay, so, I thought it was decent.

Paperboy
Posts: 12
Joined: 27 Nov 2007

Here's the equation for it

(Old internet jokes - humor) / intelligence of viewers = Profit

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 1710
Joined: 2 Jan 2008

Yeah, they think that putting out a new shitty parody movie every year is a good idea. Unfortunately for them, they just keep getting shittier and shittier.

I made the mistake of seeing Epic Movie. I won't be fooled again.

Beat Writer
Posts: 190
Joined: 11 Jan 2008

The first three scary movies were decent at best, but after that things just went deeply into the shitter. I happened to walk in on someone watching date movie, so i watched for about ten minutes, and now i have a personal vendetta against everyone who writes, directs, acts in, produces, or watches those movies. I've never seen anything that ridiculously unfunny in my life.

SUSPENDED
Posts: 6071
Joined: 25 Jan 2008

We've got two theatres in my local mall, the big one (with an animatronic fire-breathing dragon on the ceiling) plays all the first-run stuff, but the small one does second-run showings for $3.50 a head. I just wait for stuff like Meet the Spartans to go to the cheap theatre. Even though I actually rather LIKE the scary/epic/date movie series, it's NOT worth thirteen bucks.

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Muckraker
Posts: 237
Joined: 22 Jan 2008

shitty movie, shitty idea, i gave up after scary movie 2 but i have a feeling it'll still make boat loads of cash because lets face it the lowest common denominator loves shitty movies.

On the Record
Posts: 5674
Joined: 2 Dec 2007

I just saw the ad. I don't want to see any more. Why has society stooped so low? What have we done so wrong!?

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 3731
Joined: 29 Dec 2007

epic movie kinda ...well sucked balls. theres paroidy then there's stelling jokes word for word

Paperboy
Posts: 14
Joined: 11 Dec 2007

With the like of Cloverfield and Rambo out I can only hope that no one is dumb enough to spend their money on this painfully obvious sin against all that is good with cinema

Gone Gonzo
Posts: 2077
Joined: 1 Jan 2008

I lost a bet, and so seeing this was my punishment.
Please do not acuse me of retardation.

 
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