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Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | |
BANNED  Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008     | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
Paperboy  Posts: 16 Joined: 11 Mar 2008   |
Friday is the name of his horse |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 16 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
Friday is the name of his horse |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | thank you bran flakes User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | coorrect!!! you win the round. User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 100 Joined: 14 Mar 2008     | The cowboy's horse is named "Friday" What the poor man has is "nothing" What is held is "Breath" |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 |
bit late on the answer soz mate User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 14 Mar 2008 | AWWWW NERTS!! mentally outwitted by branflakes again! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 999 Joined: 22 Aug 2006    |
The planet doesn't weigh anything. The riddle is rigged. SOMEONE WASN'T PAYING ATTENTION DURING PHYSICS. Per the boat: the riddle says the boat is "in" the lake, not "on" the lake. Boats don't always float, so if the boat were 5 foot tall, the lake were 1 foot deep (I'm not sure on the exact definition of "lake", but bear with me), and the boat didn't float, when the water rose 2 feet, the top of the boat is only 2 feet above the water. This is why I hate riddles. Also why I hate the SATs (You have to think of the question like an old-white man, rather than answering honestly. I'm good at this, but I think it's bullshit). P.S. Hitting "Post" ONCE is more than sufficient. |
BANNED  Posts: 371 Joined: 13 Mar 2008     |
An onion? What runs around a soccer field and never moves? And: Mary's mother has five children, they are named Oni, Uni, Ani, and Eni, what is the last kid's name? |
BANNED Posts: 371 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 |
Potato! BTW I didn't know this was a thread until just now, sorry about the late answers |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 999 Joined: 22 Aug 2006 |
A line.
Mary. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3735 Joined: 29 Dec 2007    | Brain buster! "I have two heads, but only one body. The longer I stand still the faster I run." First to answer gets sexual fav- err I mean...... nothing, just answer the dam riddle. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3733 Joined: 18 Dec 2007   | There was once a Butcher who was a short man and only stood at 5 feet and 7 inches. So I ask you my friend what did the butcher weigh? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3733 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | [quote=SwiftVengeance1224 The fence or the field line. I've heard both answers before. |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008  |
I'd assume he weighed meat. I am what I am, |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3733 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
I'm going to have to go out on a limb and say the answer is a puzzle. |
BANNED Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 |
dont beat your self up to much, he's just to smart for us. User was banned for: Riddles. (Permanent) |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
Darn, busted in one. A puzzle is close enough to 'A Riddle' for me, heh. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1615 Joined: 16 Jan 2008    | I have a mouth but cannot talk |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1615 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 |
Mary! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2077 Joined: 1 Jan 2008    |
I guess we don't have to answer each other's riddles? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 100 Joined: 14 Mar 2008 | I am what I am, When you have it, you want to share it. When you share it, you don't want to have it. -a secret (SHHHHHHH!!) "I have two heads, but only one body. The longer I stand still the faster I run." - an hourglass I have a mouth but cannot talk -You are a river |
Paperboy  Posts: 18 Joined: 12 Feb 2008    |
herpes ... any V.D will do, actually :p |
Paperboy Posts: 18 Joined: 12 Feb 2008 | "what i wear is the color of snow, |
Paperboy Posts: 14 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | If b is in my hand whats in my eye? [read this one out] and this is an old one but here goes A woman meets a man at her mother's funeral. She has a fabulous time with him but at the end of the day he leaves without giving her his number. Nobody knows who he is and she cant find him. The next day she kills her sister. Why? |
BANNED  Posts: 6317 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    |
Heh, a riddle. User was banned for: The hypocrisy is KILLING me.. (Permanent) |
Paperboy Posts: 13 Joined: 15 Nov 2007 | All I know are some of the dumb old riddles. 32 sheep feast upon a field of red. What do the rich need that the poor have. No doors or locks to hide me in, no handles with which to carry. A prize of gold resides within for those who do not tarry. Like I said, all old riddles, but fun nonetheless. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 949 Joined: 15 Feb 2008    |
To meet him again at the funeral. It's very obvious. It may also be the fact that I heard it already. |
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