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Muckraker  Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3901 Joined: 26 Feb 2008     | He was going to kill some innocent bystanders... *Whispers to self* Or I was going to, whatever... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2712 Joined: 18 Dec 2007    | I was pretty sure that he was going to become the next hitler. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1965 Joined: 1 Feb 2008     | He was in terrible pain, and the cancer was eating him alive. He wanted to go, so I helped him. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3901 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | My new gun was just begging for a field test.... Oh, do we need to not have a shoot out to the death with the cops afterwards? If so... "He was a terrorist!" |
Paperboy  Posts: 30 Joined: 17 Mar 2008  | How am I gonna get that dent out? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1168 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | He touched me inapropriately. And it made my balls feel big. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 482 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | It was him or me... |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3777 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | Because I fealt like it and the old man failed to contribute to society. Fruitlessly leeching off of tax payers while he drove the brand new mustang at illegal speeds simply because his insurance was lower. He was at higher risk, yet he gained the benefits I should have. He had senior discounts at movies he wouldn't remember an hour after watching them. He taunted me, he mocked me. His life was at it's end anyway, anyone who would mourn his passing is weak. That is why I did it, because he mocked me. And I'll do it again... |
Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | Everyone needs a hobby.. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3901 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
Thank you Dr. Kevorkian |
Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 16 Nov 2007 | Because he would've gotten away with it, if it weren't for me and that dog. |
BANNED  Posts: 9 Joined: 18 Mar 2008  | I killed jhon madden lol nagh jk doods, why don't ya ask the peeps over at www.myspace.com/xanthorma they're pretty funny dudes. :) |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3901 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Wow, you really need to work on your lines, as well as your spelling. Not funny, and horrid to read. My eyes hurt now... |
Paperboy Posts: 29 Joined: 4 Mar 2008 | He was coming right at me! |
Paperboy  Posts: 31 Joined: 5 Feb 2008 | If I didn't, who would have? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1168 Joined: 7 Mar 2008 | Don't worry; you'll wake up in a few seco- |
Muckraker  Posts: 347 Joined: 9 Nov 2007 | I played counter strike/manhunt/gears of war/Halflife |
Paperboy  Posts: 44 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 | I am interested in studying Necromancy. *Walks off muttering Latin* |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3901 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
Awesome, I think you win, best so far at least! "I just purchased the necronomicon off E-bay, I wanted to see if it works. Stand Back..." |
Muckraker  Posts: 265 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 | "I'm true neutral druid, I did it to preserve the balance." |
Copy Clerk Posts: 54 Joined: 23 Nov 2007 | "You have just killed an old man!" "... what, you haven't?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1860 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "He was turning into a zombie! You all saw it. Right?" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2712 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 |
Please go away. |
Paperboy  Posts: 49 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | "Steal my oxygen will ya" |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 391 Joined: 31 Oct 2007   | what old man, i don't know anything about any old man, nobody saw me do it, you could never prove it in a court of law. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2093 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | "Me and my friends had a bet. Apparently, I can kill an old man with a golden pin, a copy of National Geographic and a lemon twist. Easiest fifty bucks ever..." |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 1 Nov 2007 | It wasn't my fault the chainsaw I was holding fell on him. |
PROBATION  Posts: 490 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 | "he would of killed me first, but i got a +5 virt. save, he should of leveled his def." User was put on probation for: The wii, a console that can apparently only produce B grade games.... (7 days) |
Muckraker  Posts: 275 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | 'I'm True Neutral. They paid me enough.' |
Muckraker Posts: 288 Joined: 11 Mar 2008 |
That's not a very Neutral outlook. I'm seeing that as sort of a Neutral Evil, or potentially Lawful Evil. |
Muckraker Posts: 275 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 | Dammit, it's been ages since I played D&D. I'm more of a D20 Modern sort of guy. Hmm... 'I needed to do it. I needed his brain.' *Burp* |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 2 Mar 2008  | I'm jack thompson. I'm above the law. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1454 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | It was easy? |
PROBATION Posts: 490 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 | "he had a 1.5% drop rate, I had finished farming the old folk's home he was an easy target." User was put on probation for: The wii, a console that can apparently only produce B grade games.... (7 days) |
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Justify.
For instance,
"I am Chaotic Neutral. I sort of felt like it, yeah."