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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4235 Joined: 2 Dec 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1720 Joined: 13 Sep 2007    | Well, if you're into that sort of thing, you could always watch hentai. Oh, and you are never allowed to post again. It would break the awesomeness. Unless, of course, they decide to give us the 1337 rank when we get there. As for me, well, I'm really averse to doing work I don't get anything out of, and really enjoy watching porn. Ha. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1618 Joined: 29 Dec 2007   | I heart capitalism. |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 22 Dec 2007    | When I say something percievedly awesome, I mutter it again under my breath compulsively. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 72 Joined: 16 Mar 2008   | I like to dissect girls. Did you know I'm utterly insane? I need to engage in homicidal behavior on a massive scale. It can not be corrected but I have no other way to fulfill my needs. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. Enough sharing? Now, where's my hug? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1720 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | Somewhere very far in that direction. It's up to you to figure out where "That direction" is, cause' I ain't tellin'. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 111 Joined: 30 Mar 2008  | I have been working with disabled people/kids for nearyl three years. No, i donīt mean WoW :( Well, that should be enough for now. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2981 Joined: 21 Jan 2008   |
Hey, isn't that a given, John Galt? Well, uh, I like videogames. And boobies (of course, women aren't objects, and no means no). Shit, I've ruined my terrible, terrible humour. So... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4235 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Ok, I've decided to break my 5min fame. That's probably the only time in life I would be leet (sadface).
Ok, hug pies all around. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3621 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | Hello, my name is Khell, and I'm a Pornoholic. 35.8GB to date, more gathering daily. I also read too much (a standard MMP paperback in one night), I own 760 stuffed animals (exact number), and when I sleep I snore and occasionally drool. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1720 Joined: 13 Sep 2007 | I seem to need more sleep than a lot of people: Which brings me to my next point, I'm going to bed. |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 14 Mar 2008 |
do you have kidney stones? Anyways, I'm a martial artist, I have discriminating taste as to my selection of porn, and I'm doing everything I can to get out of this prison they call "school". I heart liberality. I type disjointedly. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 505 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | I am confused as to why everyone is sharing porn habits. |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Hi, my name is Ryan (or Yan-Yan, your pick). <hi Ryan> And I've been an alcoholic fo... Oh, right, wrong support group. I'm a relatively open bisexual and an active gamer (ha ha, gaymer). I was in the US Army for 3.5 years, where they decided to station me in Hawai'i as the Iraqi war was just getting into gear. After getting out I became the manager of a cell phone store where I worked 10 hours a day, 6 days a week. I'm still looking for the job that's perfect for me. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 857 Joined: 14 Dec 2007  | I too, am in martial arts. Oh, and porn is awesome. |
Press Junketeer Posts: 429 Joined: 17 Oct 2007 | I used to have porn habits, over 18 months ago. My wife is snoring right now, in the same room. I really, really don't want to tell her. She normally doesn't snore. It's cute, but she'd misunderstand it. I dropped out of school, and the only reason my grades sucked the last few years was cause I cut almost 60% of my classes. I'm doing fine regardless. I dropped out of school and got married. I dropped out of school, got married and fled the country to be with my love. I yet have to hear a single person complain. It's all "how brave you are" and "that is great!". Not once have I heard a person go "Why'd you not suck it up for a few more years, ya moron?". I'm surprised by that. Very much so. I giggle at people's porn collections. I mean, how much can you actually WATCH?! I spent like five hours a day playing videogames. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4235 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
I'm trying to think of words to describe this feeling. I got it... Dude! Totally!
It's kinda obvious from your avatar. I also seem to drool when I sleep. I work at Woolworths. I'm trying to move to the city and I enjoy writing even though I'm not to great at it. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2137 Joined: 4 Nov 2007   |
This is no revelation. It was obvious as soon as we knew you read 4chan you dirty anon. :P I don't much like talking about myself (with exceptions of course), not because of some insecurity but because I find learning about others more interesting; when I was first writing this post I ended up filling it with quotes and questions. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 566 Joined: 2 Mar 2008  | I'm an insomniac, and I am not a fan of multiplayer video games (though I've adapted to them). Seeing as everyone has been demanding hugs, you don't need to give me one unless you feel like it. Oh, and I hate internet speak (LOL, ROFL, for example). |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1965 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 | My name is Mshcherbatskaya and I used to write porn (and no I don't mean fanfiction). I've studied Indonesian martial arts and Indian natural medicine. I also was a competing slam poet for a couple years with a small amount of success. I'm very ticklish, so if you hug me, watch yourself, because I have been known to bite and throw elbows when tickled. Also, I just interviewed for two jobs, got one because I was a little manic and they "liked my energy", and lost the other because I "seemed a little strange." Both of these perceptions of me are quite common. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3621 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
No no, same group just wrong day... But that's ok Ryan, you're overcoming your addiction with the power of Christ. Christ can cure anything...
Lots... Next caller please?
Irony abound, I get little to no porn from 4Chan or the other Chansites. Anyhoo, more relevant info than the 80GB partition I seek to fill by Xmas... Avid gamer, raised on the NES and 386 PCs. I work for a lumber remanufacturer so I deal with wood all day... Um, no comment... I don't drink alcohol, don't smoke, drug free my whole life. I am one of six people in my city who actually know how to drive, the rest just stomp on the pedals like an autistic and steer with their face. Middle child of three, older sister, younger brother. One day I WILL kill my brother, if only for all the years of annoyance... That is, if Karma doesn't catch his sorry ass first, f**king drunk driver. I'm somewhere in my mid twenties, and I currently own my own house (condo (mortgaged, but only around 50K owing)) and a 2007 Toyota Matrix I bought Xmas '06 (2.75 years payments owed and its mine). Some time between now and sunday I hope to actually CLEAN around the house, but odds of failing like every other weekend, pretty high... Need a second roommate (Female plz), one who loves to clean and shags like a college chick on E. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2137 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
True. The chans aren't really FOR getting porn but for people who LIKE getting it. |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | My name is Dan. I love porn...a lot. It's an in-joke between me and my friends. I like figuring people out...finding out why they do the (stupid) stuff that they do. I played AoE and its descendants for most of my younger childhood. Because of it, I gained a lot of weight right before puberty (although I've slimmed down greatly). I love personal freedom and tolerance. If I'm left alone, I'll generally leave you alone. I'm kind of friendly, but kind of shy at the same time. I'm a liberal atheist, but I live in a conservative, Mennonite-dominated region. There's not much to do in my area, so I got into video-gaming and reading. I'm constantly bored, frustrated by the failing school district I go to, and I procrastinate too much. |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 |
How did my name end up in your little quote pyramid? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1860 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | My highest stat is charisma followed by intelligence and... oh wait. Oh, and I've never watched porn, since that seems like the hot topic. |
Muckraker  Posts: 246 Joined: 20 Feb 2008  | Well this is a fun topic to join in. My name is Ryan, I graduated from university of california Santa Barbara with a degree in history in the summer of 07. I'm currently working at AT&T as a sales support rep. I'm trying to learn HTML to build my own game review website and also investing so I can become financially secure. Course the part that really sucks is the even with all the volunteer work and education and even work experience I still can't get a fucking job in California :_(. I'm completely ready for any task and the best I could do is a 12.20/hr job >_<. Any advice to make myself more available to become employed in the video game industry? |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4235 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 |
Where have you been my whole life... I'm sorry, don't beat me like a small dog in a plastic bag. Anyway, Porn seems to be the big thing here. Would everyone like to sit around and share their porn experiences? Khell, you go first. I'm sure you have many colourful stories. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 97 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | I'm going to Italy next Thursday as part of my high school's study tour program. I'll be gone for two weeks. I'd call myself half-capable with the language. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 27 Dec 2007 | I like boobies |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 27 Dec 2007 | i like boobies |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1273 Joined: 29 Dec 2007  | I am 15 and play chess, read books, am brotherd to gansaslite, and love to argue. Also I have mild Asperger syndrome and as such have trouble geting thought onto paper. Name= Ruben |
BANNED  Posts: 371 Joined: 13 Mar 2008 | Hey, I have a prime minister... not a president, I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack, A toque is a hat, My name is Joe... Thank you. ----------------------------------------------------- O yea, and I'm kind of an insomniac... As to my age, no freakin way gents. No freakin way. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1106 Joined: 16 Jan 2008   | Alright chaps, my turn then? Aha, tally ho! I'm Jim, for those who actually care, but I prefer Gremlin because it appeals to my pretentious sense of the dramatic. I'm something of a loner - large crowds drive me nuts, and I can't spend more than a few hours even with a small group of friends. As such, I'm not great at parties. I like writing, have been told I have a very strong writing style (too strong, according to me English teacher). I like cycling and shootin' stuffs. I like to think I can be reasonably charismatic when I try to be (in my mind), but generally I'm incredibly blunt and rude, mainly for my own personal amusement. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 803 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | I am Alex. I am two metres tall, and like playing Rugby, videogames and beating the crap out of pretensious whiners who think that because they're studied martial arts they can somehow beat me. So my greatest stats are intelligence and strength, followed by endurance and then.... Bah. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 398 Joined: 8 Oct 2007 | I guess I'm an artist..I like to draw, paint and sketch on anything and everything. Though I don't have the stereotypical personality that most artists do. although I love art I'm going to school to be a nurse..fun fun. REAL blood. hehe. If I'm not sketching I've got my nose stuck in one book or another. I have a place in my heart for science, mostly chemistry and physics. I'm a hopeless romantic and I tend to bring that aspect of myself out in everything that I do. I'd rather sit in the background and watch the world and the people in it than be center stage. I'm easily amused and I'd not have it any other way. I'm very gullible..I just never expect to be lied to. lol you'd think I'd learn but I never do. I'm a cat person forever and always. I belong to the night; the moon, stars and night sky is where I always want to be. Whatever happens happens and thats how I live my life. Oh I'm on the clumsy side...it comes with the height. :P Oh and just for the record I think porn is over rated. It's all so horribly acted and directed that it's really just a waste of time. I mean seriously, come on now. Why tease yourself with something you clearly can't get? lol It's like a overweight man looking through a dessert cook book. What's with guys watching porn together too? I never got that. Your supposed to watch porn with your wife/girlfriend to try and spice things up. Not sit around with a bunch of other guys. lol I just wont ever understand. Though I have been saying 'Bow Chica Bow Wow' for as long as I can remember. lol It just rolls so smoothly off the tongue that it can't be avoided. hehe ^_^ |
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Me well, I seem to be leet right now. Oooo! Looky at my post count! Me so 1337!! Take that god! Haha!
Anywho, I dedicated this thread for everyone to tell us something about themselves so that we, the Escapist, can become a big huggy family.
To start off, I can't watch porn. Being a film student and a lover of the movies, if ever I did see it, I would constantly be thinking to myself how much the lighting is shit, or that the camera angle is pathetic for this situation or how bad the acting is. It's really odd, but I can't help it. So I never watch it because of that.
How about that to break the ice!