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Copy Clerk  Posts: 123 Joined: 13 Feb 2008     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1368 Joined: 27 Jan 2008     | Definitely the Universe-Ending one. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1566 Joined: 5 Dec 2007   | "I am a Yahtzee fanboy but to cool to admit it to the cooler people on the Escapist" "I will jam forks into my eyes if i ever use those words ever again" "I heartily recomend it" - Clive Barkers Jericho. |
Research Manager  Posts: 237 Joined: 28 Oct 2005     | Uncle Tusky, definitely. On a nice yellow tee. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2487 Joined: 29 Nov 2007    | The image from the Super Paper Mario review where he's pointing at a board that says "Game Theory" or something to that effect while Mario has his hand on his face in shock. Cracks me up every time. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2538 Joined: 29 Mar 2008    | depends on what we can LEGALLY get on there. I would love to see |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1180 Joined: 25 Jan 2008    | I like subtlety in t-shirts, so I'd enjoy one with just the trilby and an exclamation mark. We do also need one with "Breaks Flow" on it in some form or another. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 887 Joined: 9 Jan 2008   | These words only on a yellow T-shirt. "Fuck baby seals" That was hilerious. |
Muckraker  Posts: 228 Joined: 16 Nov 2007  |
Don't forget Portal. |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 28 Jan 2008   | "Ye olde mosh pit style" Those are a few I would like to see |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 2 Joined: 16 Apr 2008  | "that's where the internationalism ends." Hacky-Slashy-Maim-a-thon we may need you to play twing-twang the pic at 00:42 on the devil may cry 4 review the pic at 00:25 on the tablula risa review grind-tastic |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2768 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 | I know one blogger using "Uncle Tusky" for a userpic... and the name of a Rock Band band. (I think the band name came before the ZP review, though.) I'd seriously consider an Uncle Tusky T. A "force feedback codpiece" T would be funny, but I'm not certain I'd ever wear it. One with the demons on it, for sure. -- Steve |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1295 Joined: 29 Jan 2008     | Even though it's nowhere near appropriate, we need one that reads, "It drew me in like a triple - cunted hooker" (Call of Duty 4). and "Sheer determined retardation" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 141 Joined: 4 Feb 2008  | Fable review: " you could choose to be a good character or an evil character, so i of course set out to be the evilest bastard who ever lived" The witcher:"if you were hoping to mix potions then i hope you went through the 8 week correspondence course" Imps are a must of course, my favorite is the imp from Crysis shooting the hero hiding in the bush 2 kilometers away |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1484 Joined: 17 Apr 2008  | I would buy so yes times 100! |
Copy Clerk Posts: 92 Joined: 17 Jan 2008  | I want ALL those things *________* L't's collect them all :P and let's not forget the PC Gamer Master Race character :P |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 16 Apr 2008 | x y and zed put on our reviewing pants more potatoes uncle tusky? Sub Lime eff pee ess arr pee gee i think i can say with no irony that this plan is flawless Image Very Censored center for people abuse by Mr. Shittycombat and Prof. Badcameraangles |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 564 Joined: 8 Oct 2007   | CoD:4------------------------------Portal--Perfect Pants-on-head-retarded It takes place in a normal house like, oh say for example YOURS! And the story shits itself inside out. Short answer- no. The guard has patrolled right up to you and now shived you in the ballox. |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 887 Joined: 24 Nov 2007    | What about the line from The Witcher? "THIS IS A MMORPG'R!" |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 9 Joined: 17 Apr 2008  | "Short answer no. Long answer no and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cock-bags." from Manhunt. "This a Mumorpugur!" from the Witcher. and a "Wash the Gimp" from the Witcher. I'd probably buy any ZP t-shirt but these three would be my favorite. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 1 Joined: 17 Apr 2008 | YES I WOULD BUY THE SHIRTS IN A MILISECOND here are my suggestions "PRESS X TO NOT DIE" and a shirt with a picture of one of those retarded stick figures going "GLEEEE" please make the shirts |
Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 | would definatly buy a ZP t-shirt, i would want the bioshock line " it's a well exacuted, pretty kic in the balls but at the end of the day your still walking funny. and one with the witcher level 99 staff of penatration. and the master chef penciled in to cheif |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3762 Joined: 18 Dec 2007  | Maybe the Scene from the CoD4 review when the Marines "Screw the pooch" Press X to not die, Wash the Gimp, Pants-on-head-retarded,Short answer- no Long answer- no and go fuck yourselves you ignorant scare-mongering cock-bags and Uncle Tusky (who is whithout a doubt the best character ever) are all shirts I would consider buying. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 82 Joined: 7 Jan 2008   | Almost any quote from any review he's done would be good enough, but... The flossing himself with barbed wire image. And maybe one with just Yahtzee (the stick figure thing) on it Or Yahtzee with the caption "Eloquent" |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1368 Joined: 27 Jan 2008 | Bulge/Flex/Manly from GHIII would also be cool. |
Muckraker  Posts: 314 Joined: 26 Feb 2008   | Inclued all of the pictures with these quotes. "Like a fat kid without water wings" "A Envolope would move faster if you put it in front of a glacier." "Because when you're compared to a hand that shoots bees, you're going to F***ing LOSE." "As there is no imidite visual difference between a freindly and enemy of the same race, the term "ClusterF***er" seems inadiquit." "Untill you get into a vehicle, that is, and it becomes an adventure into anoyince and failure." "Aperently, his altzhymers extendes so far he can't remember where the motherf***ing SKULL is." "Seeing as the original Turok was about a time travaling Native American, the creators really had to work hard to rip off Aliens." |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | ...........While I'm at it. I forgot the first one that made me spew soda out my sinuses. The image of Jesus Christ mixing it up. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 554 Joined: 14 Jan 2008  | Preferably something simple so that only people in the know would get it and I wouldn't have people asking me, "What is a zero punctuation?" I think that the Yahtzee avatar with a few of the imp/penguins wreaking havoc somewhere would be great. Also, to the powers that be, I make this request: don't make the tee black. Every concert tee ever is black and it just looks cheap. Grey, white, blue red, green, yellow... hell, even pink (we aren't going to catch the gay) would be preferable. |
Paperboy Posts: 17 Joined: 17 Apr 2008 | "All together now God of War style button mashing sequences" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4297 Joined: 20 Dec 2007   | I think I'm the one person on the entire planet who doesn't want Yahtzee T-Shirts, seriously, since when was making a T-Shirt about something NOT annoying? Even Yahtzee is annoyed when he hears his own fucking quotes on TF2 (you can find it on his site). The only way this could get any worse is if Hot Topic got their dirty hands on these... btw- best yahtzee line = "I'd rather eat barbed wire, shit out the other end, and then floss myself to death" and "Then I will take out my bottom 3 vertebrae, curl my spine over, and EAT MY OWN ASS!"
"-and it's up to Titty to save the universe!" (mass effect) |
On the Record  Posts: 6107 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | I'd like to say I'd buy ZP/Escapist TShirts, but the truth is that price and shipping come into play to make that decision... If the order comes from anywhere outside Canada, I rarely consider it because of border hassles, sizing differences between nations, and steep shipping costs... Mind you, if I DID order ZP shirts, my interest would be more in a multi-shirt series featuring the funny lil goblin doods in all the ZP vids... With all the funny alterations Yahtzee did on those guys, at least one unique design per video, there has to be at least a dozen good looks to post on shirts. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2663 Joined: 4 Nov 2007  | I don't know what motto I'd like on it but I DO expect a yellow t-shirt with the hatted bugger somewhere on the front and an imp peaking only his head out from above the neck. Other stuff would be nice too. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 386 Joined: 10 Feb 2008   |
That's actually my default ZP quote... Like, if I think of ZP, I think to myself, "This is a MMORPG'R!"
These were good ideas from the actual review. I particularly would like to see a shirt with all the characters in some sort of collage. And perhaps Yahtzee should have two forks in his hands as he enjoys cake, to show he is willing to make good on his threat. |
BANNED  Posts: 12958 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  | The Imp pissing on Drakes shirt from Uncharted. The sight of that on a tshirt would be priceless. "Zero Punctuation - Telling it like it is, if you define "like it is" as "with tourretes"" And the Umbrella corporations Corporate stratedgy. User was banned for: Poll: What is your opinion on the Metal Gear Solid storylines?. (Permanent) |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 445 Joined: 9 Apr 2008   | i would like to see a shirt with the ZP logo on it, and with the imps doing something random, (maybe even have the yahtzee or random-person stick-guy in it[for lack of a better term for ppl made out of white bubbles -_-]) |
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Since Yahtzee mentioned in the latest ZP review that the Escapist is considering making Zero Punctuation t-shirts, what would you (the viewing public) want to see in the design?
Just the words Zero Punctuation with Yahtzee & the Imp posing?
A reference to "Uncle Tusky"?
"Perhaps the universe would end- and it would be awesome!" ?
Pick out some outstandingly witty or otherwise memorable line that deserves to be put onto a t-shirt, or at least discuss possible things you'd like to see on a Zee-Pee-Tee.