Ah, the people's stupidity rears its ugly head everytime we deceide to have a gander at the net. More commonly on a little website called Youtube. If you haven't heard of it, it's a little gathering spot for idiots to yell at each other for a while for no real point. Sometimes they can be unintentionally funny.

While listening to the music from Requium For A dream I read over a few classic lines:

-there is a movie?
-wow only a fucking moron would say that... what an idiot, rap is the dumbest thing made since the invention of the Nissan Altima
-did mozart really suck dick for hay pennies?

So go on. Post yours and watch the decline of man.

The best is always in either
a) The emo suck videos where people who are "metal" rattle on about how gay emos are. While I do agree with some of their points about life not being bad enough for these middle class white kids to cry all day, but jesus christ don't you something better to do then insulting people on Youtube
b) The console flamewars. I don't really need to describe anything here do I?

The comments on Magibon videos = "epic lulz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kib05Ip6GSo

ElArabDeMagnifico:
The comments on Magibon videos = "epic lulz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kib05Ip6GSo

Why are there so many comments about nothing? NOTHING I SAY!

anything to do with religion... ANYTHING.
But also the common STFU answers to any reasonable argument that someone cannot responed properly to.

well this is not the best as in "funny" best but as in "i think i am going to live in the mointians"

this one was on a video called what what(in the butt) i would just like to say i am only posting it as an example of how sick people are.
"burn this nigger piece of s**t"

i think that really says it all about the internet

I was told to watch a video of a bot playing guitar hero. scrolling through the comments I find that half of them are saying "FAKE" and the like, the other half saying "no shit it's fake, it says it's a boot in the friggin title"

...people are stupid. i know it's a shock, but they really suck

Hey, if you participate in those flame wars it can actually get quite funny...

... I just cant remember anything to quote from them though. The stupidity encountered was too much, and I had to wipe my own brain using nothing but ear swabs. Also, if you hadnt already figured it out, its the INTERNET (durrrrrr). If you think the bastion of free comment, where peoples alias's are never revealed and are protected (mostly) doesnt bring the worst out in people... (nods to the arguments of government conspiracy's, ie 9/11)

...think again.

People read comments on Youtube now?

...does anyone else here get on Youtube to argue with people for fun? Find the most irrational comment on youtube, then elegantly refute the person's argument until you wittled them down to the point where they can only personally insult you (insults attacking you based on what the other person assumes about your religion, race, nationality, etc. )...then you should make up an imaginary sterotype about the person, and the persons living around them, and just go with it.

But more to the point of the thread, I read one guy's post that says that everyone in America is descended from Christopher Columbus, that he was the first to find the New World, and everyone in the Americas (North and South) are stealing resources and that's why the world hates all of us.

CharlieIsSoCoolLike:
What would you do with a Wiimote?

But the favorite things of mine on Youtube are typically classical orchestra peices, like Tchaikovky's 4th, 4th Movement, Holst's Jupiter, and Tosca.

And If I find people commenting like idiots, I perceive them as being sarcastic, because for all we know they are being so, and there's no way we could know for sure.

Still, regardless of sarcasm or not, the people who comment on the Normandy Beach scene from Saving Private Ryan, calling the soldiers 'pussys' make me want to punch every person in the world in the eyes.

I saw on the comments of the two legged horse video on person pointing out the obvious and saying it was fake to which someone replied,
"are you one of these jerks, who say everythings fake?? I once saw a moose with a 24 foot Penis!!!!"

Looking at Youtube comments just goes to show what a great message board this is.

whever you look at a rant on youtube and you see all the glairingly obvious spelling mistakes. I surprises me how idiotic some people cane be.

Saskwach:

ElArabDeMagnifico:
The comments on Magibon videos = "epic lulz"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kib05Ip6GSo

Why are there so many comments about nothing? NOTHING I SAY!

It still blows me away how something so... obsolete can get upwards of three million views.

Its like a bloody modern-day Hypno-Toad.

conqueror Kenny:
whever you look at a rant on youtube and you see all the glairingly obvious spelling mistakes. I surprises me how idiotic some people cane be.

Irony?

I know people have mentioned fanboy rants on Youtube, but have you seen these 2 (PS3 & X360) in particular? They go on forever, and they're funny to boot.

- A procrastinator

Being an up-and-coming 3D animation/modelling guy, it puts me in dismay when you Youtube "pixar". The thickies think that anything 3D animated is all from Pixar. (Extremely angry and frustrated face)

I'm a big fan of the "No you fucking jew, 'random band' is 'random genre,' not 'other random genre.' God, you're fucking retarded." ad nauseum. It's especially funny on the metal band video pages due to the many, many, many, omfg many different subgenres of metal. (Sorry for the cursing but it's a made up quote, so my imaginary internet fanboy can be a racist just for shits and grins)

Anything religion related. QFT.

Anything flaming or defending agaisnt said flaming of the video in question, which eventually sinks down to "You suck!" "No, you suck!" "No, your MOM sucks lol" Repeat ad nausaem.

I very nearly wish that leaving comments wasn't a feature, but then you can't say anything insightful or pithy about it. Or comment that you were in it and explaining just how drunk you got to staple three T-shirts and a pancake to your naughty bits.

The Internet is full of opinionated pricks, and YouTube comments are the podiums from which they shout their flames and memes to the heavens.

"god u2? come on. there ok but I mean honestly bono should just donate himself to all the starving cannibals in africa"
Taboos, racism, incoherence, and music preferences in one epic remark.

Not to mention the ongoing war on Rammstein's "Du Hast" music video as to what "du hast" actually means. It seems that rather than try to translate the double entendre of "you have me{asked, and I have said nothing)/you hate me", Rammstein released an english version with drastically different lyrical meaning. Confusion followed, and the "hay giys i no germn" vs. "No, fukkin retar, da words r dis" war has gone on for hundreds upon hundreds of pages.

(This may go to show that most people who listen to Rammstein are morons.)

OH, and youtube chain letters certainly rank as quite rank among the idiotic comments one can find.

GyroCaptain:

OH, and youtube chain letters certainly rank as quite rank among the idiotic comments one can find.

Seconded septopoly so.

This actually falls under the most disturbing thing I've seen on YouTube, so if you're offended by cursing, homphobia, and involuntary sexual acts, please don't read on:

I once watched a Russian nationalist video. On the comment page Russians were bragging about how many German women and girls the Red Army raped during and after WWII. I've read some really stupid sh*t on YouTube, but that was just crossing a line to me. I was younger back then, so stupid-little-me just had to post a comment that said something like, "That is revolting. Only a complete psycho would be proud that his country's army rapes women. What kind of sick weirdo's are you guys?"

After that, I was bombarded with death threats, called a German scum, an Aryan fag, pussy, etc etc. Then they called me an asshole for not supporting communism, and said I was probably a filthy Ukrainan and/or a traitor.

Youtube makes me loathe the human species. And made me despise nationalists even more.

Kogarian:
This actually falls under the most disturbing thing I've seen on YouTube, so if you're offended by cursing, homphobia, and involuntary sexual acts, please don't read on:

I once watched a Russian nationalist video. On the comment page Russians were bragging about how many German women and girls the Red Army raped during and after WWII. I've read some really stupid sh*t on YouTube, but that was just crossing a line to me. I was younger back then, so stupid-little-me just had to post a comment that said something like, "That is revolting. Only a complete psycho would be proud that his country's army rapes women. What kind of sick weirdo's are you guys?"

After that, I was bombarded with death threats, called a German scum, an Aryan fag, pussy, etc etc. Then they called me an asshole for not supporting communism, and said I was probably a filthy Ukrainan and/or a traitor.

Youtube makes me loathe the human species. And made me despise nationalists even more.

I lost my faith in mankind years ago, so this doesnt surprise me in the least

PurpleRain:

conqueror Kenny:
whever you look at a rant on youtube and you see all the glairingly obvious spelling mistakes. I surprises me how idiotic some people cane be.

Irony?

of course. Are you insulting my intelligence?

I hope pistolgunman never learns the word "sheeple".

I dont know how but i started a whole gay is not wrong/is wrong debate on a chris crocker video

win

Oh god. That guys soo annoying even I who am ususally very tolerant just wanna tie him to a pole, douse him in petrol and start flicking lit matches at him. ><

avykins:
Oh god. That guys soo annoying even I who am ususally very tolerant just wanna tie him to a pole, douse him in petrol and start flicking lit matches at him. ><

So do I, you grab the matches I'll grab the petrol. He's a pussy so tying him to a pole should be easy :D

What a lovely day out that will be.

'xbox360 ownz ps3 and why?
1. microsoft starting maked the first computers 2. sony is a fucking nerd that think he can beat microsoft -.- that need long to go 3. the contoler sucks ass same! so gay'

I never knew Sony was an actual person, news to me.

My fave was on a MK2 Kombo Vid (http://www.youtube.com/comment_servlet?all_comments&v=bGbOeO5etTI)

Basically the kid was tring to call BS on the vid, saying PS3 MKII is V2.1 when it's 3.1, saying the MK3.UMK3 vids were using infinite run (the run bar drained) quick uppercut recovery (anyone who's played MK3 for ANY length of time will realise this isn't the case), Randper Kombat (RANDom PERson KOMBAT, quite how that'd help a kombo vid i'm not sure), Accusing the vid of being made on the SNES version (again, anyone who's played MK3 for 5 minutes could tell the difference) and making various fake accounts, spamming the profiles of people who commented, and their friends profiles.

Fun was had, winding this kid up, disproving his theories, laughing at his theories, turning his insults on himself, and generally laughing at him.

MRMIdAS2k:

Basically the kid was tring to call BS on the vid, saying PS3 MKII is V2.1 when it's 3.1, saying the MK3.UMK3 vids were using infinite run (the run bar drained) quick uppercut recovery (anyone who's played MK3 for ANY length of time will realise this isn't the case), Randper Kombat (RANDom PERson KOMBAT, quite how that'd help a kombo vid i'm not sure), Accusing the vid of being made on the SNES version (again, anyone who's played MK3 for 5 minutes could tell the difference) and making various fake accounts, spamming the profiles of people who commented, and their friends profiles.

uuuh. wha?

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=obAmAp9NE6w