I work in a grocery store called Ingle's. I bag food and clean bathrooms.
Funny story, one time this lady came to my register. Along with the usual items, I noticed a box of condoms and a cucumber. A big cucumber.

Sparkly Weasel:
I work in a grocery store called Ingle's. I bag food and clean bathrooms.
Funny story, one time this lady came to my register. Along with the usual items, I noticed a box of condoms and a cucumber. A big cucumber.

You can get an STD from a cucumber? Or was she just going to share it?

I'm a dead-broke law student and part-time freelance writer. I look forward to the day this thread is brought up again and I actually have something positive to put.

I'm a mission Scripter for Ubisoft Reflections. I get to play about with games all day. :)

I'm a paper-pusher for the shit-shifters. In other words, I help deal with paperwork for the blokes who go out and clear the crap from overflowing drains.

Quality assurance analyst for an inbound call centre. You've heard "Your call may be recorded for training and quality assurance purposes" in a phone call before? They're talking about someone like me.

-- Steve

The poll *Are you a student?* sorta reflects what the majority of the answers here are going to be. Yes, lots of part-time jobs working in stores or fast food joints...

I..design circuits and circuit boards. Usually focusing on the lower level designs (just starting in the field). Yes, I'm a hardware guy, the sworn enemy of the software guy.

Independent Financial Adviser. Soon-to-be RAF Reservist.

bean counter for a construction company

I am a geographer. I focus on how the carbon cycle influences biospheric and atmospheric interactions.

Student, just like the majority of answers will be I think.

Gamestop slave. And student.

Vaynes:
I'm a mission Scripter for Ubisoft Reflections. I get to play about with games all day. :)

UbiSoft! If you work for Ubi, get those sons-of-a-bitches to revive the Oddballz game. They took on rights to Catz and Dogz, but Oddballz was the best of em.

Me, I'm General Manager of a moulding/millwork factory.

Flash Developer and Website Designer
I have a degree in Computer Studies with most options in 3d Modelling and Games Design

Automotive repair, specifically body/paint, though I do a bit of mechanical as well.

work in an it dept for a large corp in the building of another large corp, i replace the hardware of clients that have passed their warranty period and i try to troubleshoot what minor problems come about

I am the VP of Sales and Marketing for a promotional products and printing company called Beam Reach Communications

Mac Operator in a graphic design company. Mostly text edits, image manipulation and composing some small documents. Y'know books, ads, brochures and the like.

And a student ^^'

Daughter. Ka-ching!

Stay-at-home mother of three.

Khell_Sennet:
[If you work for Ubi, get those sons-of-a-bitches to revive the Oddballz game. They took on rights to Catz and Dogz, but Oddballz was the best of em.

Next time I speak to Yves, (read as: never gonna happen) I'll have a word. ;)

I believe the term is "NEET" translation im currently on vacation. For the last 4 months. <.<;;;

I make broken computers work again, while I go to school to become a radiologist.

I'm a ....librarian. I'm in charge of teen gamer nights at my branch.

Biochemist - quite repetitive really.

glad its the weekend.

Poor and unemployed.

Raeologist of the idiotic. I study fanboys at school by watching them play CounterStike during lunch, while using 3Ds Max.
Currently I work at a Recycling center. I would tell people how to do their own recycling, but it's like if an accountant told everyone how to do their own taxes; they'd be out of work.
Just stop buying Heineken would be my recommendation.

I'm an electrical engineer - electrical designer, really, since in construction an Engineer (capital 'E') has to have a P.E. license and I don't have it. I design lighting, communications, fire alarm, security, and power systems for buildings. And I enjoy it, more so than other jobs I've had. I was previously a project engineer for a towing equipment company and found that boring, and a designer or project engineer (depending on how generous a mood the boss was in that day) for a carpet handling equipment company (very interesting work, crappy company.)

Just to note: you can also fill out your profile and include your profession if you want people to know what you do.

Closed captioner, bringing bad TV to the hearing-impaired.

Work in a call center for Ticketmaster, taking order's for canadian's.
As opposed to some other call center's though, I get call's coming in, so I mostly get to deal with fairly pleasant people. And it's air conditioned! No complaints here.

Vaynes:

Khell_Sennet:
[If you work for Ubi, get those sons-of-a-bitches to revive the Oddballz game. They took on rights to Catz and Dogz, but Oddballz was the best of em.

Next time I speak to Yves, (read as: never gonna happen) I'll have a word. ;)

Do it.
DO it
DO IT
Do it do it do it do it do it!

I miss my Dynaroo and Walret. :' (
/sad-music

Excentric millionaire.

werepossum:
I'm an electrical engineer - electrical designer, really, since in construction an Engineer (capital 'E') has to have a P.E. license and I don't have it.

I remember getting notices about a P.E. license. Was ridiculously expensive (on the order of several hundred dollars here. Quite a bit to a college student). Can't say I blame you for not having one.