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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2445 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | |
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Paperboy  Posts: 19 Joined: 26 Jan 2008 | rex harrison or eddie murphey? |
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Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 26 Jan 2008 | rex harrison or eddie murphey? |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 351 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | - Garrett from Thief - he can scout around and find phat lootz |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1668 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | I would take: Gordan Freeman and make him the teams communications officer. Moles have good hearing right, so it makes sense to take someone who can't talk so that the moles do not know our top secret plans. A skaven grey seer, he will be used to navigate the tunnel maze. Optimus Prime because he is Optimus Prime. HAL 9000 to read the moles mouth when the speak. He can also keep pod bay doors closed. Cousin Itt. He looks slightly like a mole and if we give him a bit of a make over we can use him to go under cover and learn more about the mole's tunnel. After he has learnt this he can plant a bomb or something. Did oi mention that oi can speak like um moles burr aye. Oi think that moi plan do kill ee um moles is the best plan of em all burr aye. A cookie to who knows where my ramblings originate from. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 395 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | Burt Gummer: He's an expert with firearms, and he already has good experience killing monsters. Edit for Fire Daemon: Damn you, I should have thought of Red Wall. Cluny would have them running in terror. Now where's my cookie? |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 351 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 |
The Redwall books! Good stuff, man. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 20 Jan 2008 | God - He can everything for Christs sake. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 8 Sep 2007 | - Silk from the Belgariad, for sheer awesomeness. Stealth, disguise, acrobatics, good with knives... Aside from Hermione, the Snark Quotient in the party is outstanding! |
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Muckraker  Posts: 301 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | Goku. He'd blow up the entire cave with his pinky. You really don't need anyone else after that. |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 649 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Kate beckinsales underworld alter ego I think this would own |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1952 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Johnny Hooker from the Sting, for sheer, untopable cleverness.  This one would probably help somehow too. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 1 Joined: 21 May 2008 | hmmm |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Ok Ill take -Sephiroth (FFVII) Who can beat my team of Evil. |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | Solid Snake --- no one can beat his mix of stealth and kick-assery this team would be nigh unstoppable |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 392 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 | I choose: |
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Muckraker Posts: 232 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | River Tam from Firefly/Serenity fame for sexy ass-kickery.
I actually preferred Kaylee to Inara. Although I guess Kaylee wouldn't be much help down there, eh? And at least Inara could do some basic first aid. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 46 Joined: 7 May 2008 | Two people. 1) Dr. Manhattan. He's pretty much a god, and could obliterate all the moles in a split second. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1952 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 |
True dat. Screw Johnny Hooker. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1099 Joined: 20 Dec 2007 | You guys realize that the Mole People burned rome and did 9/11 and WTC right? Seriously, don't even try - the Mole people are the Masons, they are the Illuminati - and nothing is going to stop them. |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 392 Joined: 29 Mar 2008 |
dude, we have, at just a glance, Knights, Magicians, Robots, ninjas, gods and a klingon going down there. the molemen are going down faster than britney's sister |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1444 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | Sephiroth i win |
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Infamous Scribbler Posts: 649 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | no you dont i have cloud |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 104 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | Columbo: Because he'll know where the moles are before I even assign him to my team, and find the little clues to prove he's right along the way. We'll find 'em all be lunch. Chell: Why hike through the caves when we can zip through in handy-dandy portals? Duncan MacLeod: Certainly couldn't hurt to have an immortal swordsman at the point, could it? If the mole people get a tad stab-happy, no problem. The rest of us scamper backwards for a bit, Duncan comes back, and onward we march. Virtually any main character from any game ever made: This broad statement represents those in that not-so-elite group that can kill creature after creature after creature without rest or remorse. Seven of Nine: Borg efficiency at it's finest. Never mind the catsuit (another plus), if anyone can get such an eclectic group to work together, Seven is it. Plus she's good at anything she set's her mind to: that's bound to come in handy. Maybe inject some nano-probes into the portal gun and make it even more awesome. Seems like I'd be completely unnecessary in this group, but the king of the world is counting on me, so I guess I have to be there. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1444 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
pretty boy, Sephiroth should have won... cloud is such a wank... |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 56 Joined: 25 Mar 2008 | I like this thread. Cidolfus Orlandeau: The Thunder God. We all know why. Zack Fair. All the badass of Cloud, sans all the Emo of Cloud. Citan Uzuki with his sword. Crystal Water is sooooo purrrrrrty... Tir McDohl. Soul Eater is boss. President Andrew Jackson. If you have to ask, you've probably already been quartered. |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 1444 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 | sorry to flood this thread, but i bags Yiazmat, from FF12 50 million HP... that is not a typo, 50 million. he could play tank and we could out-live them all. |
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Infamous Scribbler Posts: 649 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Dibs on sin |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 67 Joined: 14 Nov 2007 | Ill have Omega Mark12 |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 71 Joined: 10 Apr 2008 | 1) Agent 47 And the game plan? Forget about the temple of mutant mole rats and see if we can assassinate, murder and extort our way into that 'King of the World' job. |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 53 Joined: 7 Dec 2007 | 1. Ray mears (he can build ANYTHING out of leaves and twigs) |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 873 Joined: 16 Jan 2008 | No-one thought to bring Jonesy? What's wrong with you people? |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1363 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
I did; first choice. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 21 May 2008 | Okays, Okays wait while I stop laughing at the Britneys sister joke... King Arthur - He's a knight with a big sword. What more can you ask for? And anyways, he's so big he can carry my bookcase incase I get bored. |
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Paperboy Posts: 38 Joined: 1 Mar 2008 | Vincent Valentine: Because he's awesome and the king of emos and if anyone of the mole people is emo he will command them to stop fighting. |
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Ok, there's a large underground cave full of mole people. It's like a temple ruin/cave/hive of molemen. The King Of the World has asked you to kill them. You can choose 5 people (and only 5 people) to come with. Fiction, real, dead, doesn't matter. Who would they be?
Also the cave has kryptonite in it for everyone going for Superman. Wait, that would make people want Superman to go with them even more.
I'd choose:
-Lassie. She can sniff them out and if anyone gets stuck down a Mole well, she'll be there in a jiffy.
-Dr Dolittle. He's the comic relief and a medic in one. Plus he can communicate with Lassie and the Molepeople.
-Sam F*ing Jackson. He'll swear as he cuts them all down.
-Dr Strange. Mostly because he can teleport us around, fly and other handy stuff. He's a better wizard then Harry Potter or Gandalf.
-Lara Craft. Firstly, she'd be great at exploring the tombs, traps and caves. Plus we need a hot sassy female that isn't a dog.