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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1454 Joined: 23 Dec 2007     | |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1550 Joined: 5 Dec 2007    | There is a silver coster on the table where I am resting my feet, a little while ago there was Chocolate, Fudge, Brownie flavoured icecream on it. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 1 Joined: 26 May 2008  | There is a yellow truck. A yellow truck there is. Yellow is the truck. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 10 May 2008   | Ford! You're turning into a penguin! STOP IT! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 2 Joined: 26 May 2008 | never believe the shoe |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | My cat does a brilliant job of keeping the crocodiles at bay |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1550 Joined: 5 Dec 2007 | In my cheast there is a chest. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 86 Joined: 10 May 2008 | WARNING: You have just broken the internet. Get up, shutdown your computer, and walk away. Right now. This is not a joke. Get up and walk away right now. Seriously, go now. ...Why are you still reading this. I said go. Shoo. Be gone Nerd. Do something else. .......................You Know what, fine! I'll Go. WARNING: You Have Just Broken The Warning. Goodbye. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Bad hat, bad hat. Furthermore, naughty sleeve, naughty sleeve. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1454 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I had a pet rock, his name was Bouncy Bouncy |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 108 Joined: 15 Apr 2008  | Beefcake, BEEEEEFcake. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | For the temporary relief of pain associated with headache, toothache, rheumatism and listening to federal politicians, try new: |
Beat Writer  Posts: 165 Joined: 30 Mar 2008  | Careful! You just dropped your pockets! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 1454 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | In the naaaaaame of looooove, stop in the name of love! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2981 Joined: 21 Jan 2008    | "Yo thread's ass gonna get a cap in it's ass." Seriously, some how I think wilson's gonna like this... |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | "Wilson! Wilson! What are we going to do now?! Wilson!" |
Muckraker  Posts: 298 Joined: 10 May 2008   | Welcome, to the shoe! |
Beat Writer Posts: 165 Joined: 30 Mar 2008 | Boredom is the most common reason why people spontaneously combust. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 67 Joined: 24 May 2008 | Cakes taste like frogs. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1106 Joined: 16 Jan 2008   | "There's a crocodile in the cupboard, mother, and it's eating up your coat! (cookie to whoever knows what that's from.) |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | My budgie died when I tried to paint it orange. It handled the paint alright. The sanding between coats killed it. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 80 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | this vending machine doesn't accept quarters. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 71 Joined: 16 May 2008 | we must protect the cheese for cheese is the universe |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1504 Joined: 29 Mar 2008     | THESE HANDS! I CAN'T GET THEM OFF MY WRISTS!! |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 740 Joined: 31 Jan 2008  | I have hat... In my foot. |
Muckraker  Posts: 281 Joined: 7 Apr 2008 | warning the following warning may be following you if this continues take trip ex 1 dose per hour untill loss of free will or spontanius combustion. trip ex is sutibal for people over the age of 1 Warning keep trip ex within reach of children. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Hmm... this tastes a little funny....OH MY GOD THERE'S A BEAR IN MY OATMEAL!!!! |
Red Guard  Posts: 1786 Joined: 16 Dec 2007   | Do not remove this tag under penalty of law. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 80 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Good morning, the time is 4:03. I will have the time for you again at 4:15, 4:30 and 4:47. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 165 Joined: 29 Apr 2008 | I hate birds and they hate me |
Copy Clerk Posts: 86 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Could a fatman's belly button serve as a habitat for a midget? Why do the tomatos talk to me, I have nothing to say to them? I like this thread. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 81 Joined: 7 May 2008 | 42 |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 918 Joined: 21 Feb 2008  | VAGINA |
Copy Clerk Posts: 69 Joined: 15 Feb 2008 | There is 4 liters of vodka on the table. |
Beat Writer Posts: 165 Joined: 29 Apr 2008 | My Hovercraft is full of eels |
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Here's the way it works. I throw a random statement out there, and you answer it with another completely random statement that has nothing to do with the previous statement. We keep on going until somebody says something sensible or we stumble upon the meaning of life. Whatever comes first.
YOUR TOMATO IS RUDE